TURN 7ignore gun, open wallet and drop money.
4You reassure the man that you don't mean any harm, and manage to successfully pay for your purchase!
Ziizo has acquired milk!Capture Spider-biscuit, feed to Athath, cook a large, hollow Eskimo Cake that actually refrigerates the stuff within it, store the milk within it, and milk the approaching cows.
4,
4,
1You successfully capture the spider-biscuit with a quick trap using a custom bait of your own recipe. You feed it to ATHATH when he stops by, and he is now able to switch forms at will. You are also able to make that cake to preserve the milk. The milking goes much worse. It turns out cows can be difficult to control. The cows are now wandering randomly around your house.
...
Possess the polices' guns, turn them into milk squirt-guns with infinite supplies of milk.
3In a whirl of smoke, you enter the guns. The police look on as the weapons shift before their eyes. You're off a bit, however. They become regular squirt guns instead.
summon giant knight to assist in search for honor, glory, and not-milk
proceed to nearest appliance store, inquire about any not-milk that may be for sale
5,
3.
A giant knight on a giant horse rides up and pledges his service to you. The knight stands at about 25 feet tall. Riding out to the Home Depot, you find that it is closed for renovations.
GET MAP OF ZOO FROM INFORMATION KIOSK
USE MAP IN CONJUNCTION WITH RUDIMENTARY ANIMAL KNOWLEDGE TO WORK OUT WHICH SPECIES ARE CAPABLE OF PRODUCING MILK AND CIRCLE THEM ON MAP
THEN LOOK AROUND AN EATING AREA FOR A LARGE, DISCARDED DRINK CONTAINER TO ADD TO MY INVENTORY
1You realize that you don't know much about animals. Maybe the crocodiles or something? You look around for an empty cup, but you don't see any just lying around. The zoo must have an efficient cleanup crew.
"NO! EXPERIMENTS CAN NOT RUN AWAY FROM THE GREAT GOATSBY!"
USE MY MAGIC SNOUT NOSE TO SNIFF OUT WHERE YOINK WENT. FOLLOW HIS FOOTSTEPS TO HIS CURRENT LOCATION.
6You follow Yoink to the zoo. You sniff along the ground as you walk, and eventually crash into him.
Aww man, I was off camping and missed a turn.
Grey knight! Use your psychic abilities to assist me in hunting down that traitor Eliaphas.
The rest of you, follow him!
(To the police)
Do nothing to those in pursuit of justice, but aid would be appreciated against Eliaphas the tratior.
4,2The Grey Knight nods and begins using his skills to hunt down the traitor. The other troops fall in. The police don't seem to believe you, but they have squirt guns so it doesn't really matter.
Eliphas got surprised, he didn't think he could be so easily defeated. Still, it looks like he has another plan.
Go to McDonald's, ignoring fire from the police and Imperials. My power armour should be able to handle their puny, primitive guns.
Collect every plastic milk container there. If someone will try to stop me, use my bare hands.
Open the warp portal and enter it.
Also, why I didn't attack Guillman? It's because johiah didn't post? Feels unfair, but let's move on.
Pew pew!
2 vs 6,
4,
1Your gamble pays off and the lapdogs fail to even scratch your armor. Escaping through the streets, you stop at a local eatery. This may have the milk you seek. As you force customers to gather the bottles of milk for you, you open a portal. Something isn't right. You're not sure where this portal goes. At the door, a beast steps forth.
If this guy gets to the McDonalds before I do, kick him in the nuts, steal his milk, and run away (back to the apartment).
Are you really so foolish that you try to stop Chaos Undivided? Come on, don't cry when you break your foot after striking my armour...
If this fool tries to stop me, try to counter kick him in the crotch.
Follow the grey knight in pursuit of Eliaphas. Attempt to counter whatever he does.
Eliphas and ATHATH the cow stand, staring each other down. There is milk here, and only one shall walk away. Gulliman bashes through the back door as the Gray knight leads him to this place. The room is silent for a moment, save for the warbling of the unstable portal. Then, every foot moves, and there is a last exchange. The cow spins for a donkey kick and Eliphas charges for a roundhouse. Gulliman sees what is happening, and jumps over the counter.
4 vs 4ATHATH attacks Eliphas
6 vs 6Eliphas attacks ATHATH
6 vs 3Gulliman attacks Eliphas
ATHATH and Eliphas clash. There is a flash of light and they blow each other back, slamming against opposing walls. ATHATH crashes back and his soul pops out. ATHATH is now a shapeshifting ghost cow. Eliphas starts to rise, but is unable to launch another kick in time. Gulliman's Sparta kick knocks him over, and Eliphas falls into the portal, which closes behind him.
Spawn at the Mcdonalds.
Order a Strawberry milk shake.
3As the smoke clears, you get up from your seat and stroll over to the counter. The stunned employee doesn't seem to hear you, and hands you a Pepsi instead.
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