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Yoink

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 2)
« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2017, 10:41:12 am »

CRY FOR A BIT

THEN COMPOSE MYSELF AND BEGIN FASHIONING BEDSHEETS INTO ROPE

IF SUCCESSFUL, SECURE ROPE TO HEAVY FURNITURE IN PREPARATION TO CLIMB FROM WINDOW TO STREET
   
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Failbird105

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 2)
« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2017, 01:26:14 pm »

Name: Zibnob-loobroq-blingulon XXXI
Description: A gray alien who has been abducting cows for many years as milk is the finest delicacy of all to his species
Why do you want milk: As noted, milk is the finest of all delicacies for his species, but he is forced to deliver any cows he abducts to his home planet mars(or as they call it, "Planetoid Zeta-Alpha-Gamma-Theta-Omega-Delta-Beta-Omicron") before he can extract the milk!


Warp down to planet in brilliant disguise(otherwise known as an oversized trenchcoat, a fedora, and a very large fake moustache), and search for a store from which to procure milk

after all, if he were to abduct milk onto his flying saucer, his homeworld would know, and would take it from him.
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johiah

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 2)
« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2017, 03:39:01 pm »

Summon the Emperor's divine form to assist me.
If that fails, pray to the Emperor to grant me a +3 to defense rolls for the next 2 turns.
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Enemy post

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 3)
« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2017, 08:46:06 pm »

TURN 3

...Retry possessing the sink

No, I have a better idea.

Possess the Chaos Marine's sword, turn it into milk a popsicle a fudgesicle.

1

You leave the house, stalking through the streets in search of an opportunity for mischief. When you see the two Marines fencing, you have your chance. You enter the Chaos Marine's sword and attempt to turn it into a delicious treat. Unfortunately, the confusion of the battle merged with taking a new form throws you off, and black flames creep along the blade as you accidentally imbue the sword with Shadow magic.

Eliphas's power sword now gives +1 to attack rolls using it.

Retry! With my cooking skills, I should be able to cook just as well!

2

You clomp around the kitchen for a while, but struggle to adjust for cooking with your new hooves.

Pull a hand into your trench coat and retrieve a book you almost forgot you had to return it today.
Then run towards the store.


6

You run up to the counter, sling the book into the clerk's hands, and leap out the window behind her in one graceful movement. You dart through traffic and make it to the store. The neon glow of its sign illuminates the entrance. You crash into the door. You lay on the ground for a moment with a bruised shoulder. Apparently this door was a bit tougher than the others. The doors automatically slide open as you stand up, brush yourself off and enter.

Put face in milk. Win game.

1

Victory was imminent. The milk was before you. You raised your head to splash it down into the milk. It seems you misjudged your aim by a hair. You smash your head into the floor, opening a crack leading to the basement. The milk begins spilling down.

"You should try harder, lapdog." Said Eliphas while touching his gash.

Draw the power of Khornate Daemons, granting me +2 to any melee attack for 3 turns.
Do a combo of 4 powerful horizontal sword swings and finish with stab in the chest
6
Summon the Emperor's divine form to assist me.
If that fails, pray to the Emperor to grant me a +3 to defense rolls for the next 2 turns.

2
(Like I said earlier, I'll want to decide how much things are worth in bonuses. This time, I'll let CrocAndBearLover have +1 for his next turn since he succeeded.)

6+1 vs 1

Guilliman and Eliphas call out to their respective lords for assistance, and then fall back to battle. Eliphas marvels as that apparent Warp daemon from home blesses his sword and launches a berserk assault. He rains unpredictable blows that hammer through Gulliman's defense. With a thrust, the Chaos Marine impales his counterpart through the lung. Eliphas's sword lodges firmly in the wound as Gulliman falls to one knee. The Ultramarine calls out to the Emperor, but no help seems to materialize. A siren begins to wail nearby.

(Gulliman takes -1 on strenuous actions until his wound is dealt with.)

Name: Zibnob-loobroq-blingulon XXXI
Description: A gray alien who has been abducting cows for many years as milk is the finest delicacy of all to his species
Why do you want milk: As noted, milk is the finest of all delicacies for his species, but he is forced to deliver any cows he abducts to his home planet mars(or as they call it, "Planetoid Zeta-Alpha-Gamma-Theta-Omega-Delta-Beta-Omicron") before he can extract the milk!


Warp down to planet in brilliant disguise(otherwise known as an oversized trenchcoat, a fedora, and a very large fake moustache), and search for a store from which to procure milk

after all, if he were to abduct milk onto his flying saucer, his homeworld would know, and would take it from him.
(Poor guy.)
6

You warp down in an alley behind a human marketplace. Peering around a corner, you see a human run up to the entrance and bounce his cranium off the portal before entering. Not wanting to look suspicious, you mimic the ritual and enter.

CRY FOR A BIT

THEN COMPOSE MYSELF AND BEGIN FASHIONING BEDSHEETS INTO ROPE
   

5

There's a time to weep and in the face of great tragedy, tears can be needed. However, soon the time is past. Now is the time for action. You tie your bedsheets together with grim determination.

IF SUCCESSFUL, SECURE ROPE TO HEAVY FURNITURE IN PREPARATION TO CLIMB FROM WINDOW TO STREET    

2

You tie the rope to a floor lamp. That might count as stable, but you have your doubts.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2017, 07:51:05 pm by Enemy post »
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Glass

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 2)
« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2017, 08:50:36 pm »

ABORT, ABORT

FLOOD THE SWORD WITH MILK

ABORT CHAOS

FLOOD THE WHOLE DAMNED FIGHT WITH MILK

GIVE GULLIMAN HEALING MILK
« Last Edit: April 18, 2017, 08:53:41 pm by Glass »
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ATHATH

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 2)
« Reply #35 on: April 18, 2017, 08:53:37 pm »

Put mouth under milk. Win game.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2017, 08:56:07 pm by ATHATH »
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I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

OceanSoul

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 3)
« Reply #36 on: April 18, 2017, 09:55:44 pm »

Wait for transformation to wear off, and try again.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 3)
« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2017, 09:59:57 pm »

CURSE YOINK, ALL HIS TEARS SHALL BE MILK AND THEY SHALL NEVER END
PREPARE TO HARVEST MILK TEARS
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Yoink

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 3)
« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2017, 01:04:44 am »

TIE END OF BEDSHEET-ROPE TO HEAVY PIECE OF FURNITURE
(PROBABLY BED?)

THROW OTHER END FROM WINDOW

THEN DRY EYES AND PREPARE SELF FOR ACTION
BEGIN DARING CLIMB DOWN TO THE STREET OUTSIDE
   
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

CABL

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 3)
« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2017, 02:18:58 am »

Eliphas notices that the sword is imbued with Shadow. It's most likely possessed by some spirit.

Try to contain the spirit in the sword for another turn.
Try to disarm (not literally) him and if successful, strike enough blows to slice the knee off. If not, stab him in the abdomen.

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 3)
« Reply #40 on: April 19, 2017, 08:48:10 am »

Name: I want milk
Description: he wants milk
Why I want milk: I don't want milk

Fuck with someone
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ziizo

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 3)
« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2017, 12:01:21 pm »

pull a Fedora from your trenchcoat and put it in your head so you can use it to give a small salute to the totally normal human that entered the store behind you.

Buy chocolate milk and cookies.
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johiah

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 3)
« Reply #42 on: April 19, 2017, 03:28:50 pm »

Ok then, I see how it is.
Call for Ultramarines in terminator suits to assist me. Grab his sword, since it is still in me. BY THE HILT. Wrestle it from him.

Brothers! Now is the time to fight!
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Glass

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 3)
« Reply #43 on: April 19, 2017, 03:48:39 pm »

ABORT!
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 3)
« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2017, 03:48:52 pm »

pull a Fedora from your trenchcoat and put it in your head so you can use it to give a small salute to the totally normal human that entered the store behind you.

Buy chocolate milk and cookies.

((Path to milk: complete.))
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Name: Ozzy
Description: A businessman holding a briefcase and wearing a formal suit.
Why I want milk: Coffee is barely tolerable without milk.

Head to a store. Buy some milk.
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