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[Smoke Mirrors]

Smite any fools who attempt to stop the IMPENDING DOOOOOOOOOOOM.

If I am unable to do that, attempt to speed up the arrival of the IMPENDING DOOOOOOOOOOOM.

You are aware Angelo is the agent of god, to smite him is to ask to be smitten by the lord.

[TheBiggerFish]

SCALE UP THE A. M. A. AND LAUNCH IT AT THE DOOM MUG!

AND THEN SHOOT THE DOOM MUG WITH ORBITAL LASERS!

[Rethi-Eli]

1 Decimator super-heavy tank and 2 Chaos Land Raiders emerge from the Warp Portal. 2 squads of Havocs with Multi-Meltas (each squad is 10 people) disembark from Land Raiders and await Eliphas' orders. At least 50 Chaos Marines also emerge from the portal, lead by 2 Chaos Sorcerers and 1 Nurglite Sorcerer (he's a mercenary). Eliphas himself prepares for Gulliman's strike.

Give out the orders to the troops: Decimator tank and Nurglite Sorcerer will attack the National Guard via superior firepower and summoning a rain of rotting filth to demoralize the National Guard. Land Raiders, Havocs, and Chaos Marines will all focus on Men of Iron and Rethi-Eli's minions. Chaos Sorcerers will aid Goatsby in his try to eject Gulliman from this plane of existence
Prepare to parry Gulliman, giving me +1 to my defense if Gulliman or someone else attacks me in close combat.

Honestly I have no idea why any of you are fighting but I love this

[CABL]

1 Decimator super-heavy tank and 2 Chaos Land Raiders emerge from the Warp Portal. 2 squads of Havocs with Multi-Meltas (each squad is 10 people) disembark from Land Raiders and await Eliphas' orders. At least 50 Chaos Marines also emerge from the portal, lead by 2 Chaos Sorcerers and 1 Nurglite Sorcerer (he's a mercenary). Eliphas himself prepares for Gulliman's strike.

Give out the orders to the troops: Decimator tank and Nurglite Sorcerer will attack the National Guard via superior firepower and summoning a rain of rotting filth to demoralize the National Guard. Land Raiders, Havocs, and Chaos Marines will all focus on Men of Iron and Rethi-Eli's minions. Chaos Sorcerers will aid Goatsby in his try to eject Gulliman from this plane of existence
Prepare to parry Gulliman, giving me +1 to my defense if Gulliman or someone else attacks me in close combat.

Honestly I have no idea why any of you are fighting but I love this

Well, Imperium and Chaos from Wh40K are each other's mortal enemies, so that's why Eliphas and Girlyman are fighting against each other. Also, I've learned that Word Bearers hate Ultramarines with a burning passion, so it makes even more sense why we fight each other. Imperium is based on Soviet Union/Nazi Germany/Catholic Church, while Chaos are equivalent of drunken, sadistic (Slaanesh's servants are even sadomasochistic), hyper-aggressive mix of drug addicts, bikers, and edgy emo/goff teenagers, who worship Satan (in Chaos' case, Dark Gods) and love to enter the college parties without any permission which they love to turn into bloody carnage with a side of sacrifices of virgins to Satan (again, Dark Gods in the case of Chaos).

[Rethi-Eli]

1 Decimator super-heavy tank and 2 Chaos Land Raiders emerge from the Warp Portal. 2 squads of Havocs with Multi-Meltas (each squad is 10 people) disembark from Land Raiders and await Eliphas' orders. At least 50 Chaos Marines also emerge from the portal, lead by 2 Chaos Sorcerers and 1 Nurglite Sorcerer (he's a mercenary). Eliphas himself prepares for Gulliman's strike.

Give out the orders to the troops: Decimator tank and Nurglite Sorcerer will attack the National Guard via superior firepower and summoning a rain of rotting filth to demoralize the National Guard. Land Raiders, Havocs, and Chaos Marines will all focus on Men of Iron and Rethi-Eli's minions. Chaos Sorcerers will aid Goatsby in his try to eject Gulliman from this plane of existence
Prepare to parry Gulliman, giving me +1 to my defense if Gulliman or someone else attacks me in close combat.

Honestly I have no idea why any of you are fighting but I love this

Well, Imperium and Chaos from Wh40K are each other's mortal enemies, so that's why Eliphas and Girlyman are fighting against each other. Also, I've learned that Word Bearers hate Ultramarines with a burning passion, so it makes even more sense why we fight each other. Imperium is based on Soviet Union/Nazi Germany/Catholic Church, while Chaos are equivalent of drunken, sadistic (Slaanesh's servants are even sadomasochistic), hyper-aggressive mix of drug addicts, bikers, and edgy emo/goff teenagers, who worship Satan (in Chaos' case, Dark Gods) and love to enter the college parties without any permission which they love to turn into bloody carnage with a side of sacrifices of virgins to Satan (again, Dark Gods in the case of Chaos).

So basically the Imperium are the real assholes while you're just a bunch of rowdy sadistic cultists?

[OceanSoul]

Obtain giraffe milk. Create a Bovine Biscuit that, when consumed, allows me to turn people into cows and back, including myself.

[CABL]

Yep, that sums it up. But tbh, do some google searches about Wh40K if you want to know more. I only played DoW: Dark Crusade, not the actual tabletop wargame.

[Enemy post]

((I think you misspelled name of my character in hall of milk.))

Sorry, it's fixed.

[Glass]

Obtain giraffe milk.

I suggest you not.

[Smoke Mirrors]

1 Decimator super-heavy tank and 2 Chaos Land Raiders emerge from the Warp Portal. 2 squads of Havocs with Multi-Meltas (each squad is 10 people) disembark from Land Raiders and await Eliphas' orders. At least 50 Chaos Marines also emerge from the portal, lead by 2 Chaos Sorcerers and 1 Nurglite Sorcerer (he's a mercenary). Eliphas himself prepares for Gulliman's strike.

Give out the orders to the troops: Decimator tank and Nurglite Sorcerer will attack the National Guard via superior firepower and summoning a rain of rotting filth to demoralize the National Guard. Land Raiders, Havocs, and Chaos Marines will all focus on Men of Iron and Rethi-Eli's minions. Chaos Sorcerers will aid Goatsby in his try to eject Gulliman from this plane of existence
Prepare to parry Gulliman, giving me +1 to my defense if Gulliman or someone else attacks me in close combat.

Honestly I have no idea why any of you are fighting but I love this

Well, Imperium and Chaos from Wh40K are each other's mortal enemies, so that's why Eliphas and Girlyman are fighting against each other. Also, I've learned that Word Bearers hate Ultramarines with a burning passion, so it makes even more sense why we fight each other. Imperium is based on Soviet Union/Nazi Germany/Catholic Church, while Chaos are equivalent of drunken, sadistic (Slaanesh's servants are even sadomasochistic), hyper-aggressive mix of drug addicts, bikers, and edgy emo/goff teenagers, who worship Satan (in Chaos' case, Dark Gods) and love to enter the college parties without any permission which they love to turn into bloody carnage with a side of sacrifices of virgins to Satan (again, Dark Gods in the case of Chaos).

So basically the Imperium are the real assholes while you're just a bunch of rowdy sadistic cultists?

And the angels and demons hate them both. Angels hate Chaos for obvious reasons and the imperium because they are oppressive to their own people. Devils hate the imperium for obvious reasons and Chaos because it takes worshippers away from them.

[OceanSoul]

Obtain giraffe milk.

I suggest you not.

It's been a fraction of a day. I'm sure it's still sold in some obscure section of town.

[Glass]

Obtain giraffe milk.

I suggest you not.

It's been a fraction of a day. I'm sure it's still sold in some obscure section of town.

Eh, fine.

[johiah]

-snip-

And the angels and demons hate them both. Angels hate Chaos for obvious reasons and the imperium because they are oppressive to their own people. Devils hate the imperium for obvious reasons and Chaos because it takes worshippers away from them.

Hey, the Emperor's original vision isn't that bad. It just got screwed up royally.
Read this, it's great.

[johiah]

Perhaps we should work on saving this planet? Fulgrim won't be pleased if you waste so many men on a lost cause.
If he agrees, try to think of methods to save the planet.
If he, or anyone else, attacks me, behead them.

Also, really? Girlyman? C'mon.

[Yoink]

DENOUNCE THIS SPACELASER FOOL AS A COMPLETE AND UTTER POSER (ON SOCIAL MEDIA, IN INTERVIEWS, OR EVEN JUST SCREAMING IT ON THE STREET TO ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN), THEN HAVE MY FANS LOBBY/THREATEN THE VENUE TO REPLACE THAT WIMP WITH SOME REAL BLACKENED UKULELE METAL, NAMELY MILKDRINKER

IF THAT FAILS, JUST PUT ON MILKDRINKER SHIRT AND AS MANY SPIKED GARMENTS AS I CAN LAY MY HANDS ON, THEN GO WAIT OUTSIDE VENUE WITH MY GEAR TO STAB HIM TO DEATH BEFORE SHOW
METAL CRED WILL SKYROCKET, BLACKENED UKULELE-METAL WILL BECOME TRVEST SUBGENRE OF ALL