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[Puppyguard]

The space pig is vomiting high power particle beams at the cat to deter its course. The cat is vomiting weak particle beams back. Very rarely  it will hit the back of the pig. This can cause massive craters if on land.

[thatroleplayerGal]

An ancient apocalyptic prophecy regarding a set date in which the world will end on was based entirely off an ancient carton of milk.

[TheBiggerFish]

...PTW.

[Detoxicated]

There is three known external forces even beyond the reach of the gods, the pig, and the cat. These alien super beings meddle with timelines of this universe

[Draignean]

Which is fascinating, as at least one of these beings represents the sentient force of the collective timelines of the universe, and is mainly concerned with keeping its temporal threads unknotted so that it can make a good impression on its upcoming job interview.

[Detoxicated]

There is a sharkman god known as Calrissian. He is the god of trickery, heroism, and cunning. He looks like a fox, but is often portrayed as red shark.

[thatroleplayerGal]

Crickets explode.

[Detoxicated]

There is many dolphinmen gangs that breed and traffic illegal cricket species.

[Draignean]

Cricket based weaponry dominates warfare, and keeping a cricket terrarium is a criminal offense in most regions.

[thatroleplayerGal]

The few crickets lucky enough to escape wear highly sophisticated "skin suits" that make them appear to be human. Interestingly enough, a lone cricket can barely fill even an inch of the skin suit, yet no one is suspicious of empty skins dragging themselves across the ground.

[Detoxicated]

Cricketeers of the Southern Dolphinman nation Limbalao are feared for their ferocity and cunning use of terrain. During the Age of Dolphinmen they arose to rule over the lesser tribes of dolphinmen.

[thatroleplayerGal]

Long ago, Limbalao was territory of the Sharkmen, but the Dolphinmen tribes used their magic to cast a curse on them.

[Detoxicated]

The Limbalao Sharkmen in exiles became prominent people in the Kingdom of Swandria. There they entertained the humans there with great Limbalaoan poetry and knowledge of astronomy and water magic.

[Atian the Elephantman God]

Ultil the Kingdom of Swandria was reduced to rubble by the Goomber Band of Dolphinmen Wizards who banished them back into the depths of the ocean.

[thatroleplayerGal]

Ultil the Kingdom of Swandria was reduced to rubble by the Goomber Band of Dolphinmen Wizards who banished them back into the depths of the ocean.

Their curse was then interbred with the other sharkmen, thus leading to 1 in 100 sharkmen being born feral as stated earlier.