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DWARVENSPAM
« on: April 06, 2017, 03:26:09 am »

This is simple: Spamkingdom, but with dwarves. I give some choices about the kingdom's future, you vte which one to do.
I am sorry about my last game attempt, it was a bit of a failiure.
So, anyway! Fill this out for the king:

Name:
Gender:
Trait:
« Last Edit: April 06, 2017, 05:11:24 am by Imic »
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2017, 05:03:30 am »

How does Spamkingdom work?
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2017, 08:24:16 am »

How does Spamkingdom work?
Have you played Reigns? It's like that.

If not, it's like a stripped-down suggestion game, with multiple-choice options for what to do next, and no custom options. There are a handful of stats to balance. Generally you are running a kingdom or somesuch.

See:
SPAMKINGDOM: The first SPAM game, very long running, very good, very worth reading. Ended after ~90 years of in game time, representing hundreds of updates.
SPAMKINGDOM+: A sequel to SPAMKINGDOM, also by Haspen, just as good as the first.
Spamwarlord: An inferior knockoff by some loser.
And a handful of others (mostly discontinued atm)



Anyway. Regarding this game.

Name: Soapstone
Gender: M
Trait: Soapmaker (Should've presented us with a list of possible traits, mate)
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2017, 08:42:25 am »

That's not a trait, it's a job.
That name is too silly.
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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2017, 09:19:24 am »

That name is too silly.
Okay, Urist McSoapstone. Better?
...no?
Sorry, I'm not very good with names. How about... Fullonum.

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That's not a trait, it's a job.
Well, what kind of traits are you looking for? The standard Martial/Wise/Charismatic/etc? In that case

Name: Fullonum
Gender: M
Trait: Lucky
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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2017, 09:43:33 am »

Year 3260, third age of dwarves, month of Granite
Congratulations! Following a civil war against a rival clan, Fullonum I of clan Luckstone has been put into the position of king of dwarves.
Although... There are seven Kingdoms, so... Which one?

A Kadolfindrumm: Great gem cutters and traders.
B Khaz Unrol: famed stonemasons and miners.
C Edhekalrhak: Home to the greatest dwarven smiths and craftsmen, with very good relations with the townlings.
D Khaz Ivom: built in foothills to the west side pf the mountains, the least wealthy in ores, but the only fortress with above ground faming practiced on a large scale.
E Khazazord: closest of the kingdoms to goblin lands, with the toughest of all the dwarves.
F Khaz Nolvar: Built close to Khazazord, home to great engineers and inventors.
G Rhunducim: The heart of dwarven rune - smiths and enchanters. (Need to hire extra runesmiths from here)
You can do all of the dwarven stuffs as any kingdom, but some are better at it that others.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2017, 09:49:06 am by Imic »
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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2017, 10:12:47 am »

Let's be fat and happy.

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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2017, 10:31:47 am »

I'm going to leave this choice in the air for a while, since it could be very imprtant later on.
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« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2017, 11:33:14 am »

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« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2017, 11:42:18 am »

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« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2017, 12:37:27 pm »

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« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2017, 01:16:30 pm »

*looks at watch*
I'm givin' ye till midday tommorrow, gmt.
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« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2017, 01:43:42 pm »

You can do all of the dwarven stuffs as any kingdom, but some are better at it that others.

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We'll make magical traps later on, but for now we'll just have to deal with mechanical golems.
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« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2017, 02:49:12 pm »

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