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Re: DWARVENSPAM
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2017, 07:27:11 pm »
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Re: DWARVENSPAM
« Reply #31 on: April 08, 2017, 07:39:14 pm »
Fucking crundles, time to die under dwarf boots!

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« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2017, 08:23:03 pm »
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Re: DWARVENSPAM
« Reply #33 on: April 08, 2017, 10:02:55 pm »
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Re: DWARVENSPAM
« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2017, 01:16:51 am »
Shall you lead the army into battle, my liege?
A:TO BATTLE!
B:naaaah.
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Re: DWARVENSPAM
« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2017, 01:29:36 am »
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We're lucky as hell, therefore us being there is good.
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« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2017, 02:26:01 am »
And so, king Fullonum of Khaz Nolvar embarks on a miliatary campaign...

You march woth your forces, mostly made of artillery due to the low army numbers, past the Fellingor mountains, before reaching the region where the Crundles are gathering. You find a small outpost, which is willing to help you in the matter by lending you the local guard, and wait for the crundles to reach you.
Soon, many crundles are running towards you.
What ought you do...
A: Stay in! We must defend!
B: CHAAAAAAARGE!
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« Reply #37 on: April 09, 2017, 03:08:26 am »
We're dorfs with an artillery focus, defend is the only action worth taking. LET THE FOE COME TO US, THEY WILL DIE IN POOLS OF THEIR OWN VISCERA ON THE WAY TO OUR GATES

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« Reply #38 on: April 09, 2017, 03:09:56 am »
Our artillery is likely to work better on the defence, innit. Plus, dwarves are generally more defensive anyway.

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Re: DWARVENSPAM
« Reply #39 on: April 09, 2017, 03:36:48 am »
You settle into the defences, and get ready to fire.
[diceroll]3+1=4[/diceroll]
You fire, and the Crundles begin to die, but more keep coming.
[diceroll]3+1=4[/diceroll]
Most of the oncoming crundles are shot down, as piles of corpses cover the ground.
"Sire! They are regrouping!"
A: FIRE!
B: send the army to batter them while they're down!
C: Prepare for impact!
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Re: DWARVENSPAM
« Reply #40 on: April 09, 2017, 03:39:49 am »
B RUSH OUT THEY HAVE LOOT TO GRAB
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Re: DWARVENSPAM
« Reply #41 on: April 09, 2017, 05:02:39 am »
A: FIRE!
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« Reply #42 on: April 09, 2017, 10:40:26 am »
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« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2017, 10:42:57 am »
Crush them whilst they are weak and divided!

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Re: DWARVENSPAM
« Reply #44 on: April 09, 2017, 12:26:22 pm »
You lead the army in a glorious charge, supported by artillery from the fortress's defenses.
[diceroll]4[/diceroll]
You begin to rout them, but it is a slow process.
Shall you continue?
A: Nope.
B: CONTINUE!
If so, you need a strategy.
A: charge head on to them.
B: stand back and keep the artillery firing.
C: try to flank them.
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