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[Puppyguard]

Oh shoot! our antenna is gone!
Quickly! we must find the culprit!
Keep the weapon, we will use it against the thief!
Go to the job site.

[mastahcheese]

Oh shoot! our antenna is gone!
Quickly! we must find the culprit!
Keep the weapon, we will use it against the thief!
Go to the job site.

I guess this is us now.

+1

[ShadowHammer]

Oh shoot! our antenna is gone!
Quickly! we must find the culprit!
Keep the weapon, we will use it against the thief!
Go to the job site.

I guess this is us now.

+1

+1

[TheBiggerFish]

Disassemble the monstrosity unless it would actually work.

Recall what the items do.

Be vaguely sad the object-weapon duality bug was patched.

[StrawBarrel]

Don't forget to take our TABLET AND KEYBOARD with us.

[hops]

Keep the weapon
Recall what the items do.
Be vaguely sad the object-weapon duality bug was patched.
Don't forget to take our TABLET AND KEYBOARD with us.

You stow your items into your HOLOPACK, which was definitely a thing that was on your back all along and its presence in an earlier panel is definitely not a retcon. What even is a panel? You're in real life. Well, virtual real life. You get the idea.

The CHILIDOGBOTTLERBLADECANNON chilidogbottlerbladecannons, and the tablet and keyboard tablets and keyboards, respectively.

You got your weapons past customs by disguising them as other objects, a feat which was not very easy to do. You know this, because you weren't the one who did it. Barring extremely powerful DECKERS (keyboard being extremely powerful, you are just a powerful DECKER), only MODERATORS have the privilege to toy with the nature of items in WORLDSPACE. Some of them are open to bribes.

Well, most of them, actually.

You had to disguise your chili dog in particular as a real chili dog, not that most people would grasp the power of the FAKE CHILI DOG.

Go to the job site.

Mandela hasn't told you yet where the client will be meeting you. Not that you're presentable yet, anyways, but hopefully the job site will be on the same way as to where you will be shopping for clothing.

You input your EXIT PASSWORD. Sure, it seems silly to have a separate password for leaving, but you don't want anybody escaping the wrath of your home defense.

Thank goodness for search engines.

You aren't sure how much time you'll have, so instead of shopping around, you think you'll just talk to the directory terminal and design some basic outfits first... Maybe after the job you can get something else if you want.



You aren't sure what is up with this one logo, it's on some clothing throughout different stores. Whatever could 'OT' mean? Or maybe they're not letters at all? You find yourself strangely drawn to it, however... Call it a seventh sense, if you will. (Your sixth sense is the one when you feel like you're being watched by a duck).

[Sl4cker]

3

[hops]

Fuck da police I'm voting for 1 even though I'm the artist.

[flame99]

Hun, you can't give me a film noir reference and expect me not to vote for it. 3

[StrawBarrel]

2

[crazyabe]

3.

[Gwolfski]

3

[Arcvasti]

3

[Egan_BW]

3!

[mastahcheese]

But the hoodie, guize.

1