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Author Topic: Seltsame Insel: OLD THREAD. DEAD.  (Read 19871 times)

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Re: Seltsame Insel: Snipers Not Included
« Reply #135 on: May 15, 2017, 10:26:03 pm »

search for fellow soldiers shouting MEDIC!
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Re: Seltsame Insel: Snipers Not Included
« Reply #136 on: May 15, 2017, 11:11:22 pm »

skip me this turn
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Re: Seltsame Insel: Snipers Not Included
« Reply #137 on: May 16, 2017, 02:43:59 am »

Swear loudly. Find better cover. Take aim at the first german to shoot at me or my team.
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Re: Seltsame Insel: Snipers Not Included
« Reply #138 on: May 17, 2017, 10:59:32 am »

TURN 13




Landing Craft 1

Gurgle loudly to try and get a medic.

[4] Pvt. McManus gurgles in his death spiral. A medic sees him dying and immediately starts surgery. The medic stops the bleeding to an almost crawl. McManus is still bleeding severely, but he has a little bit longer to live. The medic also gives him a shot of morphine for the pain.



Spoiler: Pvt. McManus (click to show/hide)




Landing Craft 4

search for fellow soldiers shouting MEDIC!

Searching for new soldiers with a medic, Pvt. Frank runs about looking for anyone. In his head he hears a small voice in his head. “They done moved on boy. You’re gunna hafta get there.”

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Landing Craft 5

Swear loudly. Find better cover. Take aim at the first german to shoot at me or my team.

Giving his best expletives, Pvt. Dukes hobbles to [2] a worse piece of cover. [1-2=-1 Vs 2] He can’t see any of the enemies shooting at him. Not that it matters, they can’t hit him anyway.

Blow up the gunners.

[5] Pvt. Stauffenberg aims up to Nest 2 and fires. It hits home, destroying the last nest. Now there’s only the part of getting up the cliffs.

Spoiler: Pvt. Dukes (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Stauffenberg (click to show/hide)





1st Airborne Division

Take down the incoming Nazis - using, as usual, my quick reflexes to not get hit.

[3 Vs 4-2] The Nazis lose two in the advance to Pvt. Grey’s salvo of rounds. The others duck into the opposite trench and begin firing over, missing Pvt. Grey, but killing nobody.

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Lt. Lucy

LT: You should probably get you assorted body parts back. Like, now.
Seriously, do that. This isn't normal, even less normal than is usual.

LT:Reassemble body.

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Shoot down at the Earth. And hope for the best.

   Looking around, he can’t see his organs or skeleton, but he does grab his skin and put it back on.

   [5-3=2] Shooting down, his bullets burn up in orbit.

Spoiler: Lt. Lucy (click to show/hide)




[1 Vs 2] The Nazis on the cliff continue to fight on.





End Turn 13
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Re: Seltsame Insel: Snipers Not Included
« Reply #139 on: May 17, 2017, 11:02:05 am »

Reload.

Are there any artillery emplacements left?

LT:Do a barrel roll.
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Re: Seltsame Insel: Snipers Not Included
« Reply #140 on: May 17, 2017, 11:06:04 am »

Take down these Nazis, again using my quick reflexes in what is, by now, simple habit.

LT: Will your remaining missing body parts into existence, and then put them back in.
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Re: Seltsame Insel: Snipers Not Included
« Reply #141 on: May 18, 2017, 02:37:54 am »

Stop being so fucking useless. Fire blindly in the general direction that the bullets came from.

Man, I've been getting awful rolls lately. My Ammo Dump at the start was amazing, and everything's been downhill since.
...I need another one of those guns.
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Re: Seltsame Insel: Snipers Not Included
« Reply #142 on: May 18, 2017, 09:32:40 am »

Tell the medic to fix my leg while I reload
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Re: Seltsame Insel: Snipers Not Included
« Reply #143 on: May 22, 2017, 12:49:57 pm »

Hello? Guys?
There's still more people with actions to take...
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Re: Seltsame Insel: Snipers Not Included
« Reply #144 on: May 24, 2017, 07:18:30 pm »

find a safe way to move up the front
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Re: Seltsame Insel: Snipers Not Included
« Reply #145 on: May 24, 2017, 08:46:41 pm »

TURN 14
 



Landing Craft 1
 
Tell the medic to fix my leg while I reload

[3] Yelling to be heard over the sounds of the dying and wounded, Pvt. McManus tries to tell the medic to fix his broken leg. The medic just doesn’t hear over the screams of the damned. [1] The medic just moves on without another word. A look of disbelief crosses McManus’s face, but nonetheless, he reloads his BAR. Slamming the bolt home he now feels ready for the onslaught. Speaking of which, [4 Vs 5] He is spotted by a new Nazi. [2 Vs 3] The Nazi tries to fire, misjudges the recoil and misses his shots. They were close enough to scare him, but otherwise was largely unaffected.
 


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Landing Craft 4
 
find a safe way to move up the front

The only way is through the minefield. That said, Pvt. Frank tries his best to pick his way through the minefield without blowing himself up. [1] He steps onto a landmine, blowing his legs off, and snapping his spine in half. His organs are torn to shreds and his neck is snapped. He dies instantly.
 
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Landing Craft 5
 
Stop being so fucking useless. Fire blindly in the general direction that the bullets came from.
 
Man, I've been getting awful rolls lately. My Ammo Dump at the start was amazing, and everything's been downhill since.
...I need another one of those guns.

Thinking about how this has been a very shitty turn of events, Pvt. Dukes realizes that he really wants another Thompson. Whatever. He looks up to the clifftop and fires. [3] He misses anything that matters. His bullets strike dirt, concrete, air, but no soft targets. [1] He falls and is pinned to the ground by the recoil of the machine gun. He panics and continues to fire directly upwards.
 
Bullets rain from the sky. [3] Dukes is not hit by the falling rounds.
 
Reload.
 
Are there any artillery emplacements left?

Yes. There is one, but for the moment it is silent.
 
Pvt. Stauffenberg reloads his Bazooka. [3 Vs 3] The Nazi on the cliff fires down, but misses Stauffenberg.
 
Bullets rain from the sky. [2] He is hit in the left arm by a round.
 
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1st Airborne Division
 
Take down these Nazis, again using my quick reflexes in what is, by now, simple habit.

[2 Vs 6] Pvt. Grey fires, but misses all of the Nazis. They fire back, [4+2=6 Vs 3] missing Grey by a wide margin. It’s a stalemate in the trenches.
 
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Lt. Lucy
 
LT: Will your remaining missing body parts into existence, and then put them back in.

LT:Do a barrel roll.

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Swim down to the ground.

   [1-2+-1] Not only does Lt. Lucy not get his organs and skeleton back, he feels like those parts will no longer be able to be gotten back.
 
   [3-2=1]He can’t figure out how to do a barrel roll in space. Not that he couldn’t, but he didn’t know how to get started. That sucks.
 
   [4-2=2]”What are you? Crazy? You can’t swim in SPACE. Duh!”

   [3372] Nothing immediately happens.
 
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[5 Vs 6] The Nazis fight on. There’s no Nazis not fighting now.
 



The British decide to wait until the Americans take the beaches before they land. The Soviets just don’t care yet.
 
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Re: Seltsame Insel: Snipers Not Included
« Reply #146 on: May 24, 2017, 08:49:31 pm »

End the stalemate in our favor.

LT: Will yourself into having never needed those body parts, anyway.
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Re: Seltsame Insel: Snipers Not Included
« Reply #147 on: May 24, 2017, 08:49:50 pm »

Blow up the guy who shot at me.
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Re: Seltsame Insel: Snipers Not Included
« Reply #148 on: May 24, 2017, 08:52:51 pm »

((I just talked with Poohbah and he told me that he isn't playing anymore.))
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Re: Seltsame Insel: Snipers Not Included
« Reply #149 on: May 24, 2017, 08:53:31 pm »

Ok
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