Everyone look at the bottom of the turn, at the last line of the orange spech, as it is the captain addressing you, after your actions.Slice and Dice! BATH IN THE BLOOD OF THE EQUINE FOE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! BONES FOR THE BONE THRONE!
When that's done go fire arrows at the foe! RAIN DOWN DEATH UPON THEM!
(2) v (5) You get kicked in the head again. (3) you are rendered unconscious. better hope you don't get trampled.
I am currently a big deadly spider with +1 speed who, in your words, "hungers". Are you trying to imply that I can't close that gap?
Just checking. Alright, let's roll for your little journey. 0 in dex. (6) hmm, success with side effects. You somersault over the first horse, poking Horation in the belly and launching off him in an arc. The dragon is leaping onto another horse, and you vault off him as well, digging your claws in as you do, to land at full speed just before your foe. See below. Edit: oh, and see Dev's turn too.
Try one more time. C'mon, this body's fine for moving around, a little psychic shock's not gonna kill ya!
(6) you break free in time to see the source of your shock barrelling down on you. Intra Team Combat time! (3) v (6). (4) The demon doll buries a knife in the spiderlady's leg, losing grip on it in the process. how many knives have you lost so far? Your down to two or three at this point, I think. And spiderlady has lots of knives herself. Knives she is not going to drop. Not easily, anyway. Edit: see Dev's turn for more entertainment.
"Woah woah woah there, lesss not kill anybode. Wouldn'tn't want to doing that, now would I?
Attempt to impress upon these eager little humanlings the dangers of high velocity gift exchange. Hopefully don't get stabbed.
Alright, a charisma roll at -1. (1) and a dodge roll at +1 (4). Well, they sure are enthusiastic about presenting these things to you. You are getting rather surrounded and rather outmnumbered here.
Show me what freddie does.
(6) Frederick leaps ont the back of one horse and digs his teeth into it's neck, wings out for balance as the thing bucks. Sharp claws find Frederick's back, awakening his fight or flight instinct (2) which he fails to surpress. Releasing the dying horse, Frederick turns his head in the direction that the clawed one went and fires a stream of fire. (2) you miss the spiderlady, but you do manage to scorch another horse, and set fire to the stable. So, two horses dead, and the room is rapidly filling with flames and smoke.
Well, actually I did mean to paralyse all the horses because everything was so chaotic and going to sh*t, however I think my teamates can take care of the situation now. So I won't paralyse everyone in the room. I float toward the hostiles (I'm still a safe distance away) and land. I try to be my most charming.
"Hello, there. There has been a terrible misunderstanding, our friend who attacked. He... uhm... It's funny really. He took a bit too much drugs. And you know... mixing with alcohol, bad idea.
A lightweight really. Made him trip uhhm... how do you young fellows call it, made him trip some balls? And made him mad agressive, yow? But reverse-alas no one was hurt. So please forgive us".
I'm not puffed but still ready to release a quick burst of Paralosis when attacked.
Oh my. (6) oh MY. You make quite an exit, floating above a room full of dying and screaming, and emerging into the open air like a rotund Millennium Falcon emerging from an imploding Death Star. Death Stable. You settle on the ground, about halfway between the chaos and the rather skittish observers. You rub your belly where that spider lady jabbed you, and give your speech, a bit winded, really. (5) "Yeah .... yeah, sure mate. No harm, no foul. Just a simple misunderstanding, right? Just a bump in the road of business, yeah? look. If it's all the same to you, the lads are feeling a bit ... a bit under the weather. The merchandise looks great, don't get me wrong! Maybe though .. .we might not ... maybe there are better buyers, neh? I'm sure you could get a lot more than what we have to offer for that lot, yeah? We'll put a good word in for you. Just ... Our business is done for tonight, yeah?"
"A perfectly reasonable offer, mate. Spread the word a bit, would'ya? The goods are hot, hot hot!" *a mad cackle*
But don't you worry none, we'll have them packaged, sealed and ready for delivery. Get the word out, would'ya? Bring us a crowd, we'll make an event of it,yeah? A finder's fee innit fgor ya, if the big fishies bite." *wink*
"Y-yeah. finder's fee? Yeah that'll do. Know the Horse's Bucket? We'll leave word there for you." Nervous glances flameward. Might be best to .... leave the merchandise behind, right?"
The captain nods, shakes the man's hand, and walks back toward the fire, leving you standing there as the other guys pack up and turn to leave, grabbing thrips and hustling him away from the trouble.
"Oi! Frederick! heel! There's a good lad. Yo ulot! get yer shit together. Put out that fire. We gotta make tracks. Quickly!
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