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Author Topic: What funny, brutal, insane, or just flat out violent ways have you died lately?  (Read 3851 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What funny, brutal, insane, or just flat out violent ways have you died lately?
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2017, 07:30:57 pm »
I entered the lair of a spider queen, and immediately got webbed. She then punched me in the head until my helmet collapsed.
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Re: What funny, brutal, insane, or just flat out violent ways have you died lately?
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2017, 08:32:27 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on March 30, 2017, 07:30:57 pm
I entered the lair of a spider queen, and immediately got webbed. She then punched me in the head until my helmet collapsed.

You mean cave spider? Or a Don't Starve mod? Cause whenever I hear spider queen, I have flashbacks.
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Re: What funny, brutal, insane, or just flat out violent ways have you died lately?
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2017, 10:33:48 pm »
Back a couple years, in Genesis Mod, a yeti brained me with my own phallus.
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Eric Blank

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Re: What funny, brutal, insane, or just flat out violent ways have you died lately?
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2017, 10:39:40 pm »
Quote from: Derpy Dev on March 30, 2017, 08:32:27 pm
Quote from: Eric Blank on March 30, 2017, 07:30:57 pm
I entered the lair of a spider queen, and immediately got webbed. She then punched me in the head until my helmet collapsed.

You mean cave spider? Or a Don't Starve mod? Cause whenever I hear spider queen, I have flashbacks.

Worse, Spellcrafts mod. Spider Queens are gigantic spider-centaur-monsters with necromantic powers of resurrection and webs and venom on top of that. It is worthy of flashbacks.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What funny, brutal, insane, or just flat out violent ways have you died lately?
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2017, 08:33:47 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on March 30, 2017, 10:39:40 pm
Quote from: Derpy Dev on March 30, 2017, 08:32:27 pm
You mean cave spider? Or a Don't Starve mod? Cause whenever I hear spider queen, I have flashbacks.

Worse, Spellcrafts mod. Spider Queens are gigantic spider-centaur-monsters with necromantic powers of resurrection and webs and venom on top of that. It is worthy of flashbacks.

...Yeah, my Don't Starve flashbacks are nothing compared to that nightmare. The Don't Starve spider queen probably isn't as scary as I remember either. Looking it up now...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

...Nevermind, it's still terrifying.
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Re: What funny, brutal, insane, or just flat out violent ways have you died lately?
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2017, 04:38:26 pm »
Wow, at first I thought that thing was grinning with its face rotated to the side :v
It is quite ugly.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What funny, brutal, insane, or just flat out violent ways have you died lately?
« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2017, 12:15:39 pm »
I once threw a boar into myself.
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Re: What funny, brutal, insane, or just flat out violent ways have you died lately?
« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2017, 12:53:28 pm »
Quote from: tonnot98 on April 05, 2017, 12:15:39 pm
I once threw a boar into myself.

That sounds like Dwarf Fortress all right.
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Re: What funny, brutal, insane, or just flat out violent ways have you died lately?
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2017, 03:04:47 pm »
I willingly walked into a river as a novice/competent swimmer and drowned. Twice.
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Re: What funny, brutal, insane, or just flat out violent ways have you died lately?
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2017, 02:19:21 am »
Quote from: ayylien on April 11, 2017, 03:04:47 pm
I willingly walked into a river as a novice/competent swimmer and drowned. Twice.
You sure you didn't walk into the air above the river?
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Re: What funny, brutal, insane, or just flat out violent ways have you died lately?
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2017, 03:52:58 pm »
I just got ambushed by a bunch of "recruit" camels and cats which proceed to bite and beat me to death... wow
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