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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette Early Days On ship Thread  (Read 35810 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Early Days On ship Thread
« Reply #180 on: July 04, 2017, 12:25:37 am »

Look around the room to see if i can figure out what could i be able to make out of the parts in here

Unfortunately the rec room doesn't have very much free chemical ingredients available to make explosives with. You could however make a poor spear by breaking tables and cutting their legs. And maybe if you set couches on fire you could make smoke. Kitchen corner got all tools you need to make food as long as you get ingredients from somewhere.

Yeah, that's about it.

((There's also the Virtual Reality machines, which can run Tinker and a few unimportant programs, but perhaps they're better left unmentioned; if you destroyed those for salvage, the specter of my rage might try to influence Ao into making your character's life rather unpleasant.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Early Days On ship Thread
« Reply #181 on: July 04, 2017, 12:49:01 am »

Look around the room to see if i can figure out what could i be able to make out of the parts in here

Unfortunately the rec room doesn't have very much free chemical ingredients available to make explosives with. You could however make a poor spear by breaking tables and cutting their legs. And maybe if you set couches on fire you could make smoke. Kitchen corner got all tools you need to make food as long as you get ingredients from somewhere.

Yeah, that's about it.

((There's also the Virtual Reality machines, which can run Tinker and a few unimportant programs, but perhaps they're better left unmentioned; if you destroyed those for salvage, the specter of my rage might try to influence Ao into making your character's life rather unpleasant.))
((Did I hear do what I did to citop? Anyways tinker is what you use to torment Ao with using complex designs))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Early Days On ship Thread
« Reply #182 on: July 04, 2017, 02:36:43 am »

((There's also the Virtual Reality machines, which can run Tinker and a few unimportant programs, but perhaps they're better left unmentioned; if you destroyed those for salvage, the specter of my rage might try to influence Ao into making your character's life rather unpleasant.))
((Did I hear do what I did to citop? Anyways tinker is what you use to torment Ao with using complex designs))

((Oh, no, Tinker program is outsourced to syv, so it doesn't really torment me or anything.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Early Days On ship Thread
« Reply #183 on: July 04, 2017, 01:27:59 pm »

well shit whispers under his breath,goes to the couches and lays on one of them

The telly has nice wide couches so you go lazing there. The TV remote control is conveniently situated just in arms reach on floor.


Oh, well, no use for rags without scrap metal.

Checks what knives are in the kitchen.

Common hard plastic knives of various sizes and shapes. Easily molten and reshaped should they get dull. If metal is what you desperately need, then perhaps you could ask from the crew if they got any available.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Early Days On ship Thread
« Reply #184 on: July 04, 2017, 11:56:52 pm »

No, metal is not nescessary.

Goes to the infirmary

Hey, do you have a femur?
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« Reply #185 on: July 06, 2017, 11:15:54 am »

No, metal is not nescessary.

Goes to the infirmary

Hey, do you have a femur?

Nurses and doctors in infirmary have gathered around a table, each playing something with their tablets. After hearing your question they turn to look your legs before one responds.

"Artificial ones, yes, but yours seem to be still intact."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Early Days On ship Thread
« Reply #186 on: July 06, 2017, 01:25:11 pm »

No, I am looking for a spare boney one, to whack people with.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Early Days On ship Thread
« Reply #187 on: July 08, 2017, 12:21:26 pm »

No, I am looking for a spare boney one, to whack people with.

"Bones are not good for that. Ask a metal bat from armory or a custom whacker from R&D boys."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Early Days On ship Thread
« Reply #188 on: July 08, 2017, 12:45:53 pm »

Goes to armory.

Do you have a crowbar?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Early Days On ship Thread
« Reply #189 on: July 11, 2017, 12:05:51 am »

Goes to armory.

Do you have a crowbar?

The synthflesh woman behind the counter simply nods and retrieves one for you.

"It's free."
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« Reply #190 on: July 11, 2017, 12:32:28 am »

Thank you

Gets crowbar and goes to watch TV in the Rec. room.
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« Reply #191 on: July 11, 2017, 10:45:54 am »

Thank you

Gets crowbar and goes to watch TV in the Rec. room.

Armed with a weapon suitable for keeping too touchy feely inmates away you head back to rec room and flop down on nice soft couch next to John. After picking up the remote you randomly select a channel to watch.

The show currently going on is called The BattleMobs. It's a re-run from time before The Altered Wars featuring genetically engineered or uplifted sub-sapient creatures just smart enough to form a society. They are trained and armed with randomly selected weapons, put on a large enclosed area and told to defeat opposing battle mob species. The two species here are fluffy four armed bunnies and something that resembles a mix of scorpions and giant ants. Commentary shows best pieces of battle mobs forming strategies, skirmishes, enslaving and torturing prisoners of war for information and so on.

This episode ends with victory of scorpion things, featuring them ritualistically eating last captured bunnies. Of course the show makes notion how this kind of gene-engineering is completely illegal under current laws of UWM.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Early Days On ship Thread
« Reply #192 on: July 11, 2017, 11:11:29 am »

"It seemed like the bunnies were winning at the beggining" John says after the show has ended
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Early Days On ship Thread
« Reply #193 on: July 11, 2017, 01:23:45 pm »

But due to being tougher and more coordinated, the scorpions won.

I wonder how the bunnies tasted.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Early Days On ship Thread
« Reply #194 on: July 11, 2017, 01:38:58 pm »

"i dunno probebly they were tasty,still the scorpions had the advantage of being mutated scorpions with ants,if the bunnies were mutated with ants, maybe then they would win"
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