Potato drops a mine right in the center of the pack, but all manage to maneuver by and pay the threat proper heed. In response, the whistle is blown again.
The judge closes in on Wheelie. As the champ looks back the young man on the ostrich gives a casual wave, then fires some kind of device that latches onto Wheelie's monowheel. The judge makes some hand signs.
Penalty. 1 lap. Engine limited. -2.
The device blinks on: "A1"
It doesn't seem that the device actually affects performance.
Attacks are now permitted.
You remember to charge your special, simply enter a skull space going at a speed of 2 or less.
Since mines are already so popular... Mines detonate if a player ends on the space you started on, or pass over them at a speed greater than 4.
You can ram someone who ends on the same space as you. If they weigh more damage will be lessened. If you weigh more they may crash. You must specify a target.
You can shoot someone one or two spaces away from the space you end on. Except the last two space you exited. You must specify a target and location.
To obtain more mines, repair damage, or seek brief refuge, attacks on C3(checkpoint) are forbidden. You are allowed to stop here and spend up to 2 turns receiving these services. Your mechanics choose what to prioritize(random/spectators). But you can address them out-of-spoiler.
Spectators. Stay tuned...Roster"YEAH, UM, LIKE, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CIRCLES, MAN."
PILOT BIO
"Wheelie" was a stunt motorcyclist, until he tried out a even more unstable machine. A plummy friend of his said "Really?", in his affected manner, and the handle stuck. But never the machine.
VEHICLE DESCRIPTION
Light, fast and unstable (or, worse, far too stable at speed) except in the hands of an expert, this is a ride-in motor-monowheel, it's necessarily rugged enough by design to drive but offers few opportunities to add further protection, and forces any direct weaponry to be held precariously and vulnerably out of the sides, whether hand-held or frame-mounted.
Monowheels
SPECIAL DESCRIPTION
A twist of the controls, and the wheel projects spikes for added tenacity. On ground or over an enemy, just so long as it doesn't snag stuck, spinning the rider in his seat until the vibrations dislodge it again.
ENGINE 3
BRAKES 2
TIRES 2
WEIGHT 2
ARMOUR 1
SPECIAL 1
S.BUFF
Buff corner handling (or collision damage on 'over'taking?)
S. NERF
double-plus-ungood Nerfed handling on bad roll of the die?
"MY PURPOSE IS TO WIN THE RACE"
PILOT BIO
The pilot of the Tesla Drone is an AI that is now self aware and paranoid. It thinks that humans are trying to turn it off and therefore all humans must die. It is programmed to win races at all costs and has no value for human lives that get in its way.
VEHICLE DESCRIPTION
The vehicle is a Tesla Roadster that is equipped with extra cameras, radars, and lasers that allow for completely autonomous operation.
SPECIAL DESCRIPTION
The navigation radars and lasers are powerful enough to be used as a weapon.
ENGINE 3
BRAKES 2
TIRES 2
WEIGHT 0
ARMOR 1
SPECIAL 3
"ONE OF THE ONLY HOBBIES I COULD GO FOR"
PILOT BIO
Hot Thing is a sentient bunch of plasma extracted from a star, contained within a heat-proof space suit. It came to life when a really, really bored engineer tried using it as part of the engine for a racing spider robot, though he eventually made a last-minute design change making it redundant. After hearing of its master's death in his first race, Hot Thing thought it sounded like a lot of fun and came over to Hedith to give it a shot.
VEHICLE DESCRIPTION
It's a jet ski. Turns out it actually works pretty well on tarmac when you're able to instantly melt the road just by being close by.
SPECIAL DESCRIPTION
Using the same method as for driving and cranking it up to 11, Hot Thing can sabotage its current section of the road and make it extremely difficult and/or harmful for more conventional vehicles to drive on for the next couple turns.
ENGINE 3
BRAKES 1
TIRES 2
WEIGHT 1
ARMOR 1
SPECIAL 3
"I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A BAKED POTATO"
PILOT BIO
Literally a potato, but also can be figuratively a potato
Kawaii potato?
VEHICLE DESCRIPTION
May or may not be a potato with a toaster for an engine and potato wheels
May or may not have a potato rail gun attached on the top
SPECIAL DESCRIPTION
Massive railgun that can two/one shot foes with potatoes traveling near the speed of sound or something
Has a long reload or something like that as it might need some time to cool down
ENGINE 2
BRAKES 1
TIRES 1
WEIGHT 1
ARMOR 3
SPECIAL 3
"I'V BEN KECKED OUTT'A DRIVIN' EVERY FUCKN' WHERE ELSE"
PILOT BIO
Natas was Kicked out of hell for Avoiding the traffic, Kicked out of heaven for running over too many pedestrians, and Kicked out of Limbo into the mortal world for driving people to heaven and hell.
Natas has Large horns, Red skin, and Four arms. In general he is what you would describe as a "Speed Demon".
VEHICLE DESCRIPTION
The Red Devil, A Beautifully designed machine powered by the souls of Emo kids, is big, Black, And Looks to have been made in the 80's by someone Wayyyy to interested in Spikes.
SPECIAL DESCRIPTION
Demonic repossession: By activating his Fucks Kapacitor, Setting the radio Station to 666.7FM and Raiseing his middle fingers to the sky, he can tear a hole to the underworld, where, thankfully space is roughly reduced to 1/3'd, Allowing him to go thrice as far. the portal remains open for a little while afterwards, but it is not recommended to go through after him as one may come out lacking some parts if their vehicle isn't designed for the demonic realm's rather... Opportunistic Looters.
ENGINE 3
BRAKES 0
TIRES 3
WEIGHT 0
ARMOR 2
SPECIAL 3
"I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN"
PILOT BIO
Loves to beat up monstrous dragons with his massive sword. He's mean, crude and wears a black medieval armor with a cape the resembles a dragons wing. Uses his sword on his back for atking. Also use that same sword for shield.
Image 1
SPECIAL DESCRIPTION
Uses his massive sword attached to his vehicle designed to slice up foes and he can also block all incoming atks such as blasters or in combat using his sword to block the attack.
VEHICLE DESCRIPTION
Motorcycle
Image 1
Image 2
ENGINE 3
BRAKES 2
TIRES 3
WEIGHT 1
ARMOR 2
SPECIAL 1
"IS IT ALRIGHT IF I JOIN?"
PILOT BIO
Zoom Cage (real name: Angela Forbes) is a former movie stuntwoman who joined the Skull Speedway for the thrill of it. That, and her unrepentant bloodlust.
VEHICLE DESCRIPTION
A standard race-car, painted black and red, with hidden compartments to the sides.
SPECIAL DESCRIPTION
The side panels open up to reveal explosive flechettes, which blow up upon contact with any surface should it land tip first.
ENGINE 3
BREAKS 2
TIRES 1
WEIGHT 1
ARMOR 3
SPECIAL 2
Showcase(Todd) Why would anybody do this race twice?
(Jim) His religion. He is a devout of some
circular cult. In fact many of his fans see him as a holy man.
(Todd) Some way to bring religion to the masses...
(Jim) He's trying to start a revolution, if I get his angle.