Eats-The-Bugs chooses the Limeware Platter on the middle of the shelf located the right-hand corner of the first room of the census office.
Eats-The-Bugs Will patiently listen to the Bosmeri man ask about his ring.
(I once saw a discussion video on something Morrowind related, with a playthrough going on in the background. The comments were filled with surprise and indignation that the limeware platter wasn't taken)
"It's about yeah-big, made of greenish stone, you seen it? No? Oh well, thanks anyways... Watch out for the guards around here, they can be mean if they think you're a pushover..."
Aulus Marcius stole the key to the Census and Excise Warehouse from that shelf behind the fellow who gives us our wonderful delivery mission, probably while the others were causing trouble (and if by some miracle they weren't, he probably asked the legionnaire to show him something from the top shelf and filched it while he wasn't looking).
"That doesn't sound like something I've seen," Marcius would reply to the wood elf, "but thank you kindly on warning me on the local guard menace, I'll certainly keep my things squirreled away in case I meet one!"
(side note: this is probably the best idea for an RTD that I've ever seen)
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I'd actually encourage others to reuse the premise, so that the people I couldn't fit in can play.)
"Oh... well, thanks anyways. And you're welcome!"
Bobs-In-Well was no thief, and so did not stuff anything into his tunic the instant the guards glanced away. Granted, he didn't say anything while the people standing next to him did exactly that, but he was no snitch either.
He was literate, however, and so immediately began reading his mail in the middle of the road, nodding along as a bosmer accosted him about jewelry. He liked jewelry.
Read directions, listen to elf.
The paper they handed you reads as follows:
Bobs-In-Well,
You have been given these directions and a package of documents. Do not show them to anyone. Do not attempt to read the documents in the package. The package has been sealed, and your tampering will be discovered and punished.
Follow these directions.
Proceed to the town of Balmora in Vvardenfell District. Report to a man named Caius Cosades. He will be your superior and patron; you will follow his orders. His residence is not known, but ask at the cornerclub called "South Wall". People there will know where to find Caius Cosades. When you report to Caius Cosades, deliver the package of documents to him, and wait for further orders.
Remember. You owe your life and freedom to the Emperor. Serve him well, and you will be rewarded. Betray him, and you will suffer the fate of all traitors.
I have the Honor to prepare this at the direction of his Most Sovereign Majesty the Emperor Uriel Septim,
Glabrio Bellienus
Personal Secretary to the Emperor
Taahni would not dare steal from the Imperial offices, surely they needed those things for their work. The barrel just outside the captain's office, however, must have been for unused items, else why would it be outside?
Taahni took the most expensive item in said barrel.
There was a shiny ring made of greenish stone inside, which looked much more expensive than the wooden cups and utensils. Naturally you pocketed it. Someone may be looking for it, and who knows, maybe it's magic? Or wort a few coins at least. Looks like it's got some kind of Bosmeri inscription on it.
((GAAHHH the edit didn't pass x.x I have a duplicate skill--Hugo, can you edit your GM sheet on my character ._. I fixed it up...))
Tyrian somehow had one of those strange feelings: these feelings happened out of nowhere and they were not enough of 'reasonable feelings' to be discussed in polite (or any) conversation, so she usually kept it to herself. Currently, those feelings involved other belongings just as she admired the style of how this one guard's helmet was constructed and indirectly saw his eyes turn away from her.
She shuddered, and in the same second placed all the responsibility to the cold and drab weather. More random thoughts hit: there was the wish of having a nice scaly coat or something natural like her companions. But she wasn't going to act on any of that.
Coincidentally, there was someone talking nearby! This was a good opportunity to help herself out.
Imbibe the information.
If it's possible to do a free action after hearing the person's dialogue--'check this person's inventory' by counter-pickpocketing, if they have the ring and just 'forgot' it on their person.
Do not accidentally let any nearby item fall into my inventory thanks to either my curiosity or clumsiness.
(I'll edit my post, don't worry)
[6] With the eye and light-touch of the pickpocket, you try to assess what the man has on him. You go for the tried and tested "oops!" method, pretending to bump into him and taking the opportunity to deftly brush over his pockets: he's got an empty jug and an unlit torch on the back of his belt, and a few coins in his pockets, but no jewelry. Oh well.
He holds out his hands apologetically after the collision. "Sorry! I didn't see you..." he looks rather surprised when he seems to process your appearance. "...there. Hey! You're Bosmeri, too! Um, you... come around here... often?"
Constantine would, of course, not steal anything. That would be immoral. Others may have done so while he listened attentively to his instructions, but he didn't see anything.
Listen to that Bosmer, and try to help him find his ring.
(This is making me want to play Morrowind again.)
"Oh! Um, if you're willing to help... Well, they won't let me back in the office unless its to 'pay what I owe,' but maybe they're keeping it in there? Or, um, do you think the guards might listen to you? You have this... look... and maybe you could ask one of them if they have it?"
((Fill in the remaining posts while waiting with Morrowind stories please I have 0 experience with most of the game series other than Daggerfall [which is free...but has darned spiders] and a brief play on my nephew's laptop of Skyrim [which is awesome...and has GIANT spiders that always make me go "AAAARGH" and then stab stab stab and then freak out as the screen closes up on it as I move around >_>] ...does Morrowind have spiders?]
(It doesn't have any spiders IIRC, unless you count golems shaped like spiders, or mudcrabs.)
(But there may be some things belonging to a certain tribe unmourned that might make your skin crawl)