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[RAM]

You are getting the name wrong, it is a "fair-day" cage. It is the cage we put all of the Mosskeg into so that world can have glorious weather again!

[Madman198237]

Glorious weather? I, personally, approve of snow and colder temperatures, but not winter in the middle of summer. Quit cramping our style, Arstotztwhatsises.

So, Moskurg is sort of like a sultanate or perhaps the Ottoman Empire, minus gunpowder, and you guys are.....medieval socialists? I'm lost. We use the more-manpower-than-thou approach to warfare (Or we did, before we became better than you in EVERY way), yet Soviet-esque nations are famous for it...Wait, I've got it. You're a bunch of lost and confused fools, and the sooner we kill you all, the better off the world will be!

I'm gonna go do some research into the possibilities of a medieval nuclear deterrent. How about you fools?

[10ebbor10]

How about you fools?

We have nuclear deterrent.

[Madman198237]

Really? Cause it ain't doing squat right now.

I'd recommend like, nuking something to deter it. Otherwise, we're coming for you.

[10ebbor10]

I assure you, our deterrent is perfect.

You will find no nukes in Arztotska, they have all been repulsed from our borders.

[Madman198237]

Touche.
<o

[RAM]

medieval nuclear deterrent.

Ugh, you lot have been reading our thread again? We just have to tune it down a bit to avoid the negative side-effects. I mean, sure, the initial radius of it as a sphere would only be a little over four-and-a-half kilometres, but we are worried about blast-waves and ground-spread. And that was only after lowering my estimation of the supply of power. I am thinking about juicing it up in various ways...

And our background is glorious and renowned. If you are unable to understand it then all I can do it pity you.

[VoidSlayer]

medieval nuclear deterrent.

Ugh, you lot have been reading our thread again? We just have to tune it down a bit to avoid the negative side-effects. I mean, sure, the initial radius of it as a sphere would only be a little over four-and-a-half kilometres, but we are worried about blast-waves and ground-spread. And that was only after lowering my estimation of the supply of power. I am thinking about juicing it up in various ways...

And our background is glorious and renowned. If you are unable to understand it then all I can do it pity you.

I mean, we were planning on just destroying the entire surface of the continent entirely while we survive with our magic.  You know what?  Lets go back to that plan.

[Azzuro]

Glorious weather? I, personally, approve of snow and colder temperatures

Glorious Arstotzkan culture wins again! Better watch out Moskurg, or in another twenty years you'll be changing your flags to match us and asking for the recipe for Arstotzkan Reindeer Steak.

[Madman198237]

No. I think we'll just destroy that tower and point out that it gets quite cold in the deserts at night.

It's just too bad Arstotzkans are as bad at night-fighting as they are at everything else.

[Andres]

Video record of Moskurg's chance of winning the war.

Glory to Arstotzka.

[RAM]

Ho ho ho, yes. Cold desert at night, very funny! It get cold while Keggers snuggle up in their tea-cosies? Feel a little nip when you wander out of your warm cities and oases and stumble into the barren wasteland that your ideas come from? Very very funny!

[Taricus]

Don't worry, we just douse an arstotzkan in holy fire and use his corpse to stay warm.

[RAM]

To think Keggers were once stupid enough to send prisoners home. Much laughter was had at your expense!

[Roboson]

To think Keggers were once stupid enough to send prisoners home. Much laughter was had at your expense!

Do not dishonor yourself.  The mothers of our returned soldiers do not laugh at the enemy that freed them, but cry at the safe return of their sons and daughters.