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[Azzuro]

Accidentally opened the Arstotskan thread again.

Spoiler: Arstotskan Eyes Only (click to show/hide)

I saw something about a steam engine(?).

Dude, what the fuck? If you don't have the discipline to restrain yourself from looking into the other side's thread, then quit the game and be a spectator instead. Previously you said that you wanted us to plan accordingly with your snooping, but that itself is unfair if we couldn't do something we wanted to since you knew about it.

[Taricus]

Hey Arstotzka, stop getting so complacent! We're winning everywhere we're fighting!

[Chiefwaffles]

Innovating is hard, okay? Not that Moskurgian dogs would understand the word "innovation", though! Cheap armor? Hah! We did that better a long time ago! Long-range explodey stuff? Done!
I would say "being awesome" but unfortunately that trait is exclusive to Arstotzka.

[Taricus]

Your long range explodey stuff is shit, as the turn points out! And your cheap, effective armour doesn't seem so effective now!

[Chiefwaffles]

Akyshually it's more effective than your ""metal"" garbage! And it instills a majestic sense of pride in every Arstotzkian!
Also that's just because it's not long range enough! It's an Omni-purpose combat spell which is also long range! You have giant bows which you can't even wield in your hands!

[Taricus]

Of course we can't wield them in our hands. Then again we don't need to, and if we were the war would be over and you'll be moskurgs too

[Chiefwaffles]

Well I'll have you know we have a top secret nuclear program to magically shrink ballista so Myark can dual wield them. Oh, and they're automatic.

_{This post has been approved by the Arstotzkian Ministry of Truth.}

[10ebbor10]

Hey Arstotzka, stop getting so complacent! We're winning everywhere we're fighting!

Our side caught a pretty bad case of the Wunderwaffen.

[andrea]

yes, but our next wonderful weapon will win the war, surely. If not that, we can make another! and another!

[Azzuro]

Don't worry, we're way way ahead of Moskurg in the only race that matters.

The page count.

[Taricus]

Only because you just let shit pile up instead of putting it in another hole

[Happerry]

Hey Arstotzka, stop getting so complacent! We're winning everywhere we're fighting!

Our side caught a pretty bad case of the Wunderwaffen.

I think we all catch that, one time or another.

[S34N1C]

Don't worry, we're way way ahead of Moskurg in the only race that matters.

The page count.

You Arstotzkan dogs can't even gloat without copying us.

Haha, we have more pages than you, Asstrozka

"The one who speaks most, says least."

[Taricus]

Or without exposing themselves as being uncoordinated and disorganised!

[Detoxicated]

You keep on using a nationalsocialist propaganda term, it is slightly annoying, also it is Wunderwaffe if it is singular...