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Author Topic: SPAMAKHSTAN: Chairman Vodka Drunkenski of Kominstan!  (Read 2535 times)

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SPAMAKHSTAN: Chairman Vodka Drunkenski of Kominstan!
« on: March 17, 2017, 08:18:27 pm »




CONGRATULATIONS, CITIZEN 0101195700504M.

YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN AS THE NEXT CHAIRMAN OF THE RULING COMMITEE OF OUR GLORIOUS FATHERLAND, KOMINSTAN. THE PARTY COMMITEE HAS DECLARED YOU AS THE NEXT 2-YEAR CHAIRMAN IN A CLOSED VOTE. YOU ARE NOT ELIGIBLE TO KNOW THE NUMBER OF VOTES SUPPORTING YOUR CHAIRMANSHIP.

AS A CHAIRMAN OF THE PARTY COMMITEE OF THE KOMINSTAN, YOU WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR DECISIONS ON MAJOR LEVEL FOR THE WHOLE COUNTRY. THE FUTURE OF OUR GLORIOUS FATHERLAND HAS BEEN THUS ENTRUSTED UPON YOUR CAPABLE HANDS. THE COUNCIL WILL SUPPORT YOUR WISE DECISIONS UNLESS THESE DECISIONS WILL POSE A DIRE THREAT TO THE STABILITY, STRENGTH AND FUTURE OF OUR GLORIOUS REPUBLIC.

UNFORTUNATELY THE MINISTRY OF CIVIC STATISTICS HAS MISPLACED YOUR PERSONAL STATISTICS FILE. THE CLERK RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ERROR HAS BEEN PUNISHED ACCORDINGLY ALONG WITH HIS CLOSEST FAMILY.

THE MINISTRY OF CIVIC STATISTICS HAS THEREFORE REQUESTED THAT YOU COMPLETE THIS SHORT FORM (csuf-s1g) BEFORE YOU BEGIN YOUR DUTIES:

NAME:
CITY OF BIRTH:
PRIOR OCCUPATION:
LEVEL 3 GRADUATION FACILITY: Potatomkin's Social Studies University, Stalzhyn Polytechnical University, Kominstan's National Officer Academy
PARTY MEMBERSHIP/NUMBER: OFCOURSE/1975-004029 (this has been filled in automatically by Ministry of Civic Statistics, please do not modify)
POLITICAL AFFINITY (choose 1): Kominstan Democratic People's Party, Social-Democratic Labour Party, National Loyalist Party

YOUR DUTIES START IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU FILL THE ABOVE FORM.

GLORY TO KOMINSTAN.
« Last Edit: March 20, 2017, 12:30:41 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMAKHSTAN!
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2017, 08:48:04 pm »

NAME: Osthen B Rinwald
CITY OF BIRTH: New Pakzishi
PRIOR OCCUPATION: Nuclear physicist
LEVEL 3 GRADUATION FACILITY: Potatomkin's Social Studies University, Stalzhyn Polytechnical University, Kominstan's National Officer Academy
PARTY MEMBERSHIP/NUMBER: OFCOURSE/1975-004029
POLITICAL AFFINITY (choose 1): Kominstan Democratic People's Party, Social-Democratic Labour Party, National Loyalist Party, None of the Behind
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Re: SPAMAKHSTAN!
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2017, 10:27:08 pm »


NAME: Roderick Sarvesh
CITY OF BIRTH: St. Vicillusburg
PRIOR OCCUPATION: Computer technician for rule committee voting machines
LEVEL 3 GRADUATION FACILITY: Potatomkin's Social Studies University, Stalzhyn Polytechnical University, Kominstan's National Officer Academy
PARTY MEMBERSHIP/NUMBER: OFCOURSE/1975-004029
POLITICAL AFFINITY (choose 1): Kominstan Democratic People's Party, Social-Democratic Labour Party, National Loyalist Party

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Re: SPAMAKHSTAN!
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2017, 10:33:05 pm »


NAME: Roderick Sarvesh
CITY OF BIRTH: St. Vicillusburg
PRIOR OCCUPATION: Computer technician for rule committee voting machines
LEVEL 3 GRADUATION FACILITY: Potatomkin's Social Studies University, Stalzhyn Polytechnical University, Kominstan's National Officer Academy
PARTY MEMBERSHIP/NUMBER: OFCOURSE/1975-004029
POLITICAL AFFINITY (choose 1): Kominstan Democratic People's Party, Social-Democratic Labour Party, National Loyalist Party
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Re: SPAMAKHSTAN!
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2017, 11:40:43 pm »

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Re: SPAMAKHSTAN!
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2017, 12:07:46 am »

NAME: Marcus Kolberg
CITY OF BIRTH: Potatomkin
PRIOR OCCUPATION: Sociologist, Philosopher
LEVEL 3 GRADUATION FACILITY: Potatomkin's Social Studies University
PARTY MEMBERSHIP/NUMBER: OFCOURSE/1975-004029
POLITICAL AFFINITY (choose 1): National Loyalist Party

Yes I'm going with a female character. :P
« Last Edit: March 18, 2017, 04:52:09 am by Tiruin »
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Re: SPAMAKHSTAN!
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2017, 12:19:18 am »

NAME: Maria Kolberg
CITY OF BIRTH: Potatomkin
PRIOR OCCUPATION: Sociologist, Philosopher
LEVEL 3 GRADUATION FACILITY: Potatomkin's Social Studies University
PARTY MEMBERSHIP/NUMBER: OFCOURSE/1975-004029
POLITICAL AFFINITY (choose 1): National Loyalist Party

Yes I'm going with a female character. :P
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Re: SPAMAKHSTAN!
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2017, 03:24:29 am »

NAME: Maria Kolberg
CITY OF BIRTH: Potatomkin
PRIOR OCCUPATION: Sociologist, Philosopher
LEVEL 3 GRADUATION FACILITY: Potatomkin's Social Studies University
PARTY MEMBERSHIP/NUMBER: OFCOURSE/1975-004029
POLITICAL AFFINITY (choose 1): National Loyalist Party

Yes I'm going with a female character. :P

Sorry but gender identification letter for the personal identification code is M v:
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Re: SPAMAKHSTAN!
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2017, 03:30:59 am »

NAME: Vodka Drunkenski
CITY OF BIRTH: Famingrad
PRIOR OCCUPATION: Army Commissar
LEVEL 3 GRADUATION FACILITY:  Kominstan's National Officer Academy
PARTY MEMBERSHIP/NUMBER: OFCOURSE/1975-004029
POLITICAL AFFINITY (choose 1): National Loyalist Party

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Re: SPAMAKHSTAN!
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2017, 04:51:51 am »

NAME: Marcus Kolberg
CITY OF BIRTH: Potatomkin
PRIOR OCCUPATION: Sociologist, Philosopher
LEVEL 3 GRADUATION FACILITY: Potatomkin's Social Studies University
PARTY MEMBERSHIP/NUMBER: OFCOURSE/1975-004029
POLITICAL AFFINITY (choose 1): National Loyalist Party

Yes I'm going with a female character. :P

Sorry but gender identification letter for the personal identification code is M v:
You should say that :P

Edited it into the above! :O
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Re: SPAMAKHSTAN!
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2017, 05:45:48 am »

NAME: Dima Yurikorov
CITY OF BIRTH: Charmangrad
PRIOR OCCUPATION: Engineer [Biological Weaponry], Virologist
LEVEL 3 GRADUATION FACILITY: Stalzhyn Polytechnical University
PARTY MEMBERSHIP/NUMBER: OFCOURSE/1975-004029
POLITICAL AFFINITY (choose 1): National Loyalist Party
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Re: SPAMAKHSTAN!
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2017, 08:45:00 am »

NAME: Vodka Drunkenski
CITY OF BIRTH: Famingrad
PRIOR OCCUPATION: Army Commissar
LEVEL 3 GRADUATION FACILITY:  Kominstan's National Officer Academy
PARTY MEMBERSHIP/NUMBER: OFCOURSE/1975-004029
POLITICAL AFFINITY (choose 1): National Loyalist Party
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Re: SPAMAKHSTAN!
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2017, 12:00:45 pm »

Roderick Sarvesh
or
Marcus Kolberg
or
Vodka Drunkenski

Who will be the new chairmang? v; v; v;
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Re: SPAMAKHSTAN!
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2017, 12:20:37 pm »

Marcus Kolberg
... will be the new chairmang? v; v; v;
I'll break the tie for you by voting for Mark.
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Re: SPAMAKHSTAN!
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2017, 04:48:36 pm »

NAME: Vodka Drunkenski
CITY OF BIRTH: Famingrad
PRIOR OCCUPATION: Army Commissar
LEVEL 3 GRADUATION FACILITY:  Kominstan's National Officer Academy
PARTY MEMBERSHIP/NUMBER: OFCOURSE/1975-004029
POLITICAL AFFINITY (choose 1): National Loyalist Party
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Braking tie by changing vote to vodka.
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