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Author Topic: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)  (Read 48184 times)

AzyWng

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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #285 on: November 27, 2017, 05:43:40 pm »

Hide your hat; hide your power level.

Find a way to keep the hat on you in a way that you can quickly access it without others knowing you have it. Make your hat into a secret weapon.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #286 on: November 27, 2017, 06:52:13 pm »

Illusion hat illusion makes the illusion hat invisible. Now nobody knows your power.
Watch as the other hatters run around being obvious, wait until one of them kills all the others, bringing all seven other hats together and doing all the work for you. Illusion them just long enough to snatch the hats off their head and onto yours. Now you're god.
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #287 on: November 27, 2017, 08:08:32 pm »

Gonna go ahead and say lightning hat is best codpiece hat, because then I can pelvic thrust some lightning bolts at my enemies.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #288 on: November 28, 2017, 11:17:01 am »

Thunderthrusts and lightning, very very frightening!
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #289 on: November 30, 2017, 08:32:07 pm »

Ding! You've been teleported to a desert island. In another ding, a rather large chest appears next to you, containing:
368 Miracle Bars, each of which tastes like a different flavor of pie and provides enough nutrition and calories to survive with moderate physical activity for a whole day.
12 Ultimate De-Salt-ifiers, a gadget capable of converting salt water into freshwater if you turn the crank. Each one lasts for a month.
Assorted cups, bowls, plates, and cutlery.
1 book of your choice.
A laptop computer with infinite charge, loaded with one music album of your choice, an archived version of one website of your choice, one video game of your choice(with all expansion packs/DRM), and Microsoft Word.
Inflatable mattress and blankets.
6 changes of clothes.
A mysterious bucket with a black inside bottom. Anything touching the black bottom vanishes.

For one year(or until you escape or are rescued), you will be trapped on this desert island. What do?
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #290 on: November 30, 2017, 08:38:35 pm »

Wear the bucket as a helmet.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #291 on: November 30, 2017, 09:03:20 pm »

Just shrink the hats so they fit inside each other like those Russian dolls.

If they're conic hats, they'll just stack together, you don't need to shrink them. The only visible issue would be a rainbow section at the bottom, or a stack of rainbow brims if they have a flat part at the bottom.

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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #292 on: December 01, 2017, 07:12:58 pm »

Jump into bucket immediately. Take as much stuff with you as possible, especially the laptop.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #293 on: December 02, 2017, 04:17:37 am »

Use the laptop (or any other object with a reflective and/or backlit surface) to signal S.O.S. to a passing ship or plane.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #294 on: December 03, 2017, 02:10:38 pm »

Throw bucket into ocean.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #295 on: December 03, 2017, 02:57:10 pm »

Use the chest as a boat, and submerge the bucket in such a way that the water level difference propels the boat forwards. Go back to civilization, analyze the bucket, become the next Einstein.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #296 on: December 03, 2017, 05:53:43 pm »

What does the fungus hat do
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #297 on: December 05, 2017, 08:16:08 pm »

What does the fungus hat do
Gives you power over fungus!
Make magical mushrooms! Control magical mushrooms! Give someone toe infections!
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #298 on: December 05, 2017, 09:22:19 pm »

What does the fungus hat do
Gives you power over fungus!
Make magical mushrooms! Control magical mushrooms! Give someone toe infections!

Everyone loves/Magical Trevor/Cuz the things that he does/Are ever so clever
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #299 on: December 06, 2017, 03:05:42 am »

What does the fungus hat do
Gives you power over fungus!
Make magical mushrooms! Control magical mushrooms! Give someone toe infections!

Everyone loves/Magical Trevor/Cuz the things that he does/Are ever so clever
Is that supposed to be sung to the tune of "everybody wants to rule the world"?
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