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Author Topic: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)  (Read 49276 times)

Egan_BW

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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #480 on: July 20, 2018, 02:41:27 pm »
Eh, who knows what side effects there might be to that, or how much it will cost from the magical hypothetical-giver. I'd rather stick with the normal human planned obsolescence. At least that way I know roughly what I'm getting.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #481 on: July 25, 2018, 11:48:41 pm »
You can give a command to the entire people's of the Earth. Conditions:

1. The command can only be done once. If you were to say "Everyone on Earth must give me a back rub", once somebody gives you a back rub, they've completed your command. Strictly one time order. Order cannot be stretched out over time intentionally, no exploits for infinite duration can be used. Once the order is given, it will be completed as time efficiently as possible.

2. You can specify sub groups of humanity. So if say, you wanted "All comedians on Earth must go to my house to do a live stand up show" only people who can justify the status of comedian will be affected. Naturally, you'd have to argue what classifies a comedian, going by that example.

3. Command will not affect you.

What's your order?
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #482 on: July 25, 2018, 11:50:47 pm »
I order you in specific to allow me to edit your post in such a way allowing me to perform this power an unlimited number of times.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #483 on: July 25, 2018, 11:51:26 pm »
Joke's on you, I'm not human.
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #484 on: July 26, 2018, 12:50:27 am »
"Everyone who does not consent to my permanent autocratic rule shall peacefully report for termination immediately."
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #485 on: July 26, 2018, 12:59:30 am »
Pretty sure you've just ordered the mass suicide of the human race apart from extremely submissive people.

I mean, if that's what you intended, that's great.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #486 on: July 30, 2018, 02:19:27 pm »
Yodel in unison
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #487 on: July 30, 2018, 02:29:39 pm »
Get us to post scarsity socaity
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #488 on: July 30, 2018, 06:20:44 pm »
Renounce lima beans as food
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #489 on: August 03, 2018, 07:13:58 pm »
If you've committed a felony and haven't been caught, turn yourself in to the police peacefully.
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A massive portal opens in New York City. Technologically advanced aliens spill out and demand a blood sacrifice. Literally. A sacrifice of ten thousand gallons of human blood. They then put you in charge of acquiring that blood. How do you go about this?
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #490 on: August 03, 2018, 07:18:41 pm »
"Hello, commander..."
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #491 on: August 04, 2018, 07:15:19 am »
If they dont demand them with a time by just packing their way expired units.

If they demand them at once, you don't, as there is not enough human blood to comply with the request
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #492 on: August 04, 2018, 10:26:42 am »
Back off, Nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #493 on: August 26, 2018, 03:20:59 am »
Recent SMBC

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/disc-world

I put it here, because hypothetically how would you deal with situation?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #494 on: August 26, 2018, 04:58:24 am »
Probobly live them on their own
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Quote from: CABL on November 20, 2018, 08:27:37 am
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.
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