12:40
Frank weeps. Then he promptly forgets about the dinosaur, and instead begins flipping through his "Eldritch Rituals for Dummies" manual, and tries an incantation.
While surrounded by a small army. Should work well.
Mathel snatches the creepy looking book from the crazy old man and reads the books title.
If the old man tries to resist, Mathel hits him with his shield.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Butcher dinosAAAAAAAAAAAAAur.
"MANY POTENTIAL CONFLICTS ARE ENGAGING, RESULTING IN MULTI-ANALYSIS ENGAGEMENT"
Command Elaine and her medical team to defend the dinosaur corpse from being butchered, it needs to be medically examined!. 420 will forcefully grab Frank's incantation book, eject it up in the air, than switch my arm into a mini gun and shoot a lot of holes into it.
Keep reporting the situation. Pull a weapon from briefcase to deal with this situation.
Frank: 10
PSYCHE-BOT 420: 9
AAAAAAAAAAA: 7
Mathel: 5
Dino Hunters: 5
Artemis: 4
Elaine&Team: 2
5: Left with no other options, Frank speed reads from an strange, old, tattered tome! They feel a strange presence, and a variety of ethereal tentacles rise out of the ground. They seem to be movingdefending him from assailants.
7v9: PSYCHE-BOT rushes at Frank, trying to remove the book from his possession, but is pushed back by the tentacles!
10: Mallos raises their spears high, and charges at the dinosaur corpse, intent to butcher and cook it. They didn't imagine all those recipes while on the truck for nothing!
It is a slow task given the size of the creature and their lack of truly suitable tools, but they tear apart a vast amount of flesh! They used a bit too much force though, making some of the flesh useless.
4v4 Mathel tries to grab the book as well, but is deadlocked by the defensive tentacles.
9v3: The dino hunters are still celebrating, but charge the tentacles with their assorted weapons anyway! They damaging the writhing swarm considerably!
10: Artemis keeps reporting to the police. A squad car is on the way. Then, they dig through their briefcase, searching for a weapon. They pull out the perfect tool! It is a pistol much like those held by the gangsters.
2v5: Elaine and her medical team move to defend the valuable research specimen, but subduing a ghost made entirely of AAAAAAAAAAA is evidently outside their expertise, and they are left chasing the butcher in circles around the body of Sastrei.
"oh god, Harold! NOOOOOOO!"
mourn the death of Count Harold. Send his family some money too. Might not buy happiness, but it will at least ease the pain of their loss some.
7: You run over to the posthumously promoted count Harold's body, and mourn his death. Given your status as a King, you have a few options to address this situation. You prepare some monetary compensation. You may be able to make his family into nobility of some sort due to his valiant actions. If nothing else you could name him as a knight of yours.
They can choose, though The Shaggy Dog (either the 1959 or 2006 version, their choice) would play at one point or another. Figure out if the park has a sprinkler system, and return home. Ask Zura if they'd rather be some other animal; a lion, a panther, a bird, whichever. Then work on an transformation-immunization elixir that prevents the drinker from being transformed for about an hour after consumption.
7: Zura seems a bit confused by the prospect of changing form. He's still rather young. He says he thinks he might want to be a little bigger.
9: You brew the elixir you have in mind. It actually lasts a bit longer than an hour, by your estimates. You have 3 doses of it.
"Squeak! Squeak squeak! Squeak squeak squeak squeak!"
"Ah, glorious Lorethazu! As per the ritual, this I ask of you! Please grant me and my followers the ability to shift to human form and back to our animal forms!
9: Your wish is granted to the fullest extent. The group all return to their human forms, and feel the animal form they once held waiting patiently in the back of their mind. They should be able to transform into their human form or animal form with ease. The air in the room begins to dull. You have perhaps enough time for one more request.
"That was some pretty trippy stuff man. So like, what now?"
Name:Tylo
What are you?:A Pachycephalosaurus.
Gender:Male
Age:Adult
Appearance:A herbivorous dinosaur.
Personality:Not aggressive, but ready to headbutt threats.
List three of your favorite things:Plants, water, headbutting.
Inventory:None.
What? What is this?:(Headbutts)
Eat some grass in the vicinity of movie night.
Hopefully nobody objects to a new dinosaur. This one shouldn't cause so much trouble.
8: You wander to the park, and start eating grass. This is some good grass.
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