8:20 Not much happens this turn, so I'll advance time a little more than usual. This should make the potion wear off sooner at any rate.
Sastrei will stay here to rest and heal.
Frank takes out a hairbrush and starts combing the dinosaur. Whether or not it has hair is irrelevant
[6]: Sastrei rests up, and licks their wounds.
[3]: Unfortunately, Frank doesn't have a hairbrush. He brushes at the dinosaurs bunny ears with his hands instead.
Check my manor for a spare suit of armor. I'm bound to have weapons in there, but not so sure about armor.
Give a proper sword to my new vassal and have him go recruit peasants for my army.
Mathel gives his already cooked fish to AAAAAAAAA, whom he calls Ghost of A.
Then he prepares to roast fish on fire once the human wearing chinmail returns.
Sleep standing on my head made of AAAAAAs
[7] King Harlaus finds a decent spare set of armor, and brings it to his follower. He also selects a good spear and shield for the man.
[2] Mathel hands their fish to AAAAAAAAAAA. They can't quite get a fire started though.
[7] They do so. It is always nice to get a new perspective right.
Prepare to host an open-air movie night on the street. Movies chosen are chosen by neighbors, and popcorn may be provided. See what I do and don't have to run it, and if I'm missing things, figure out who/where I can get them from.
On a seperate note, see if I have the supplies necessary to adopt a cat.
"Wonderful! I was worried we'd have to make some new ones for a moment. Well then. Onwards! Let us spread Lorethazu across the city! And then we can get into rituals..."
Whatever my character's name is heads out, leading the cultists with him, aiming to spread Lorethazu worship across the city.
Worrying. Use one of my grenades on these guys; should delay them, as well as getting sone of the cultist to quit from the confusing experience.
In the event the guy succeeds in the grenade toss:
"Ah! A blessing from Lorethazu! He usually doesn't provide support so quickly without a ritual! He must be pleased with our actions!"
In the event I succeed with the grenade toss, and he says that: Yell anonymously, with a bit of might, "I am not the lie you call Lorethazu, but my real name shan't be spoken; you whelps don't deserve to know. Reflect upon your mind, for your bodies hath failed you, and see that no pillars hold up the image your foolish guide so praises".
Edit: Why am I even doing this? If the grenade works, he won't be able to talk, since he'll become hamster or something.
[10] Zoh Roark happens to have a some of the equipment needed stowed away in their closet for their first idea. What luck! However, their closet happens to be locked. Actually lots of locks. It all came with the house, and only the old owner has the key.
[6] They do think they can adopt a cat. It seems they're relatively prepared.
Anyway, on to the Initiative!
Zoh Roark: 5
Bartholomew: 5
... A tie eh? Bartholomew starts directing his followers, but Zoh Roark decides to disrupt his plans.
[10 vs 5]: Zoh rushes out of his house towards the group to try to get a good throw in. The grenade lands a direct hit in the middle of the group. However, the grenade is stronger than anticipated, and some of the potions results splashes wildly, going back to the sender! Both the group and the thrower turn into common housepets.
Bartholomew: 2
Zoh Roark: 4
Followers: 4, 9, 5, 3, 10
Bartholomew turns into a mouse. Zoh Roark becomes a small dog, as do two of the followers. Another follower also becomes a mouse. One follower becomes a parrot, retaining their speech. The final follower becomes a small canary.
THANK YOU FOR AUTHORIZING YOUR FELLOW MEDBOT, THIS WILL NOT LEAD INTO TERMINATION OF THIS FACILITY BECAUSE OF RESIGNATION, CALCULATION ARE STATING THAT THIS FACILITY WILL BE CHANGED DRAMATICALLY BY 70%
Check on the chiefs computer for directions to the psychology/mental ward and head their, inform the lead doctor that I will be the permanent replacement for the chief of staff.
[10] You head to the psych ward, and start yelling loudly about all the changes you'll be making. A few people panic and leave home early. You've lost some staff, but the rest seem loyal enough... Efficiency will replace those people anyway right?
King's champion: [7] The man accepts the new equipment, and begins asking nearby people to join up. AAAAAAAAAAA and Mathel are first on his list.
"That damn dinosaur totally ruined the feast. We can't afford let it keep running around destroying the place. Will you join with me to claim revenge on this dreadful creature!"
Followers: [1] They all have a great deal of trouble getting used to their new bodies. Well, this is awkward.
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