7:30 I guess.
Name: Bartholomew
What are you? Cult leader.
Gender: Male.
Age: 83 and going strong!
Appearance: Short man in hooded red robes inscribed with odd symbols that seem to change when you don't look at them...
Personality: Hail Lorethazu! Would you like to Hail Lorethazu with me?
List three of your favorite things: Rituals, conversion of the masses, serving Lorethazu!
Inventory: Ye olde tome of rituals, sacrificial dagger, ritual kit(chalk, candles, marbles, whatnot)
What? What is this?: Blood is, surprisingly, not a very useful component of most rituals! Anything else?
[3] Accepted. You awake in the room you generally do your rituals in. Must have been a long night. As you get to your feet, you admire the circle you've been working on lately. It is... Not great. Something is definitely missing. You go upstairs and note that you have new neighbors. Wonderful, more people to tell of Lorethazu!
Ask the nearest person which way is my home (describing what it looks like). Then go there. Once there pick up fish, barbecue sauce and a knife and put them in a backpack.
[5] You find someone who knows about your house, and get directions.
[7] On your arrival home, you find a good supply of ingredients and tools, and collect them into your bag. It'll still take a bit to get back, unfortunately.
"SORRY FELLOW HUMAN FOR MY INTERFERENCE MY PROTOCOL STATES THAT YOU WERE DISAFFECTED, NOW REQUESTING LOCATION OF NEAREST MEDICAL CENTER FOR YOUR FELLOW MEDBOT"
Apologize to the neighbor for any concern he may of have about my investigation, request location of nearest medical center, than go there.
[5 vs 8] "Er, all right then..Don't bother me again!" He tells you the directions, if only to get you out of his way.
[4] You head to the nearest hospital. It isn't an especially large building, and it isn't very busy, considering how early it is. Maybe you can find some patients here.
If they don't immediately attack me, walk past the noisy little creatures and try some of the food. Do I like butter?
(You didn't specify what to do if you were attacked. I probably should have asked.)
draw my sword, give the beast a good slash across the face if they try to eat the feast.
If they don't, try to climb onto it's back and ride it!
Frank grumbles a bit, then promptly forgets what he was doing. He wanders off, hopefully in the direction of the feast.
"Wait, neighbour! I must harvest your bodily fluids!"
Stab Frank in the neck with my syringe.
Let them sort out whatever they're doing for themselves. See what other potions I have in storage.
Init rolls: 2(Sastrei), 10(King), 1(Frank), 5(Victor), Zoh(6)
[2] King Harlaus swings his blade at the dinosaurs face, but the beast backs away, causing the attack to miss. It continues to ignore him, and starts digging into the food!
[6] Zoh Roark doesn't hear amy more banging at their door, so they have a look for any potions they might have. They find a couple healing potions. The didn't really have time to make much else considering they only recently moved here, but they do have a good supply of ingredients to work with.
[4] Victor stabs Frank, and draws some blood from him, before he leaves.
[4] Sastrei digs into the more meaty dishes, scarfing down a whole plate of steak in seconds!
[10] Frank barely notices the blood loss, and arrives at the feast. Wait, that's a dinosaur eating the food! What's going on here!?
"AAAAAAAAAA? AAAAAAAAAAAAA..."
The fuck? It's never done this before...
After looking at my fingernails with an expression of shock and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwe, run outside screaming doom prophesies in the languAAAAAAAAAAge of my people
[7] You run outside, screaming as you go, and arrive at a horrible scene! There's a big dinosaur standing on some knightly guy's lawn!
(I feel like I'm railroading people somewhat. Then again, it makes things more interesting to have lots of people together in one place doesn't it?)
"I say! What a valuable find! This 'Butter of Unbelief' shall fit perfectly in between my priceless golden Georgian toothbrush and my skull of a prehistoric gerbil."
Taking the butter, Dr. Pottington will climb inside a nearby trashcan to search for more valuables.
[5] You do so, and find an old keyboard.
The king's men: [10] King Harlaus's two followers scramble into action. They grab a couple plates and pot lids to use as shields, and start grabbing the best knives available for use as weapons. Some of the food gets knocked on the ground, but oh well.
[5 vs 3] The two men execute a sychronized slash at one of the dinosaur's legs, staggering it! That certainly got its attention!
General Populous: [6] Anyone in reasonable proximity to a tv can hear the following news.
"This is a DDC News special bulletin. We're getting reports of a rouge giant lizard stomping around the city. Whatever it is, it certainly made of mess out of a fountain near our central plaza. (Pictures of Sastrei appear on screen.) Some experts claim this is some sort of carnivorous dinosaur! Is this blast from the past an escaped cloning experiment, or something else entirely? If you have any information, please send it in. More news to come as the situation develops. Now we move back to the weather. Tomorrow looks to be another clear day, with temperatures..."
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