7:35
Man I feel sorry for Sastrei here. Can't help but feel like this dogpile is my fault. You're still having fun right?
Link the transformative elixir to a hose and a sprinkler, creating an effective dispersion mechanism for the potion. Then, throw it outside to the feast and turn it on by opening the water valve on the hose. I should be outside of its range of effect.
Annoyed by this man trying to ruin and rust his armor by means of a sprinkler he intercepts them and punches them out with a mailed fist before returning to fighting the dinosaur.
Frank smirks unnaturally.
Using his super-athletic old man skills, he runs up the dinosaurs tail, and sits on its back.
(wow im sorry only now i see this has three turns already!)
"dinosaurs? what the???.....
enter the ketzalmobile uhhhh i mean flying saucer and shoot all my railguns on that thing!
Oh no! A forgotten beast!
As Mathel hears the TV.
Quickly find and strap my shield and my mace to my pack, put t on my back and rush to the knights picnic feast.
If something unexpected happens, prevent being hit.
"AAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAA? AAAAAAA."
Wretcyed mother of HAAAAAAAstur! Is that a dinosaur? Time to put my skills to the test!"
Bellowing with rage, tail whip the King's men, unless Zoh's elixir does something horrible to me. In that case, retreat after grabbing a last steak. I ignore Frank. If that UFO shoots at me before I take the other possible actions, I pick up one of the King's men in my jaws and throw them at the UFO.
(If editing actions was bad form, that would incentivise not posting until everyone else does. For obvious reasons, this would be bad for the game)
Init rolls: (These get more painful the bigger the group becomes.)
Frank: 9
Ketzal: 8
Zoh: 6(Won tie)
Mathel: 6
Satsrei: 5
King: 3
Mallos: 2
[9] Frank hops aboard Sastrei's back with ease... somehow.
[5] Ketzal flies up in his ship, and finds the dinosaur from up high.
[8] vs [3] A single railgun shot impact Sastrei in the body, dealing massive damage!
[10] Zoh Roark perfectly gets his contraption working! He throws the hose outside and starts spraying, but remembers too late what happens if you don't hold onto a hose when its turn out. The hose makes its best impression of a snake with epilepsy, and starts spraying water EVERYWHERE, not just on their intended target.
[9, 8, 10, 5, 10] Frank avoids the attack, being atop Sastrei's back. Ketzal's ship evades as well. Sastrei is mostly unaffected by virtue of being a dinosaur, but immediately grows a set of bunny ears. The king ducks behind one of the feast tables! AAAAAAAAAAA dodges the attack by tripping and smashing his face into the ground.
[1] Mathel straps his shield and mace to his pack. The straps on said pack break and fall off during his frantic travel, dislodging the valuable items. Also he gets lost on the way to his destination... again.
[6 vs 1] Sastrei viciously bites down on the runner up of the competition, and get's a firm hold on him. [8 vs 6] With a heavy swing, the man flies skyward toward Ketzal's ship. [4] The man smashes into one of the engines, dealing decent damage! Damage to the man or the engine you ask? Answer: Yes.
[5 vs 3] Annoyed by this interloper, King Harlaus smashes his mailed fist into Zoh Roark's face. It hurts. Afterwards, he returns to the dinosaur, but isn't able to launch another attack.
[2 vs 7] After a brief moment of though about which block to throw AAAAAAAAAAA decides to throw the red block. First impressions are important right? They miss the throw. Well, maybe they'll make up for it with their second impression.
"Hello everybody! Would you like to hear of glorious Lorethazu?"
New cultists! Convert the neighbors to Lorethazuism.
[8 vs 2] Follower quality: Random! Wee! *Rolls*
"Sounds like a pretty cool guy, this Lorethazu." The man takes a pull from his bong. "Tell me more man."
Surprisingly, your neighbors seem quite receptive, and you find quite a few interested people in a nearby park. What do you tell them about Lorethazu(and Lorethazuism)?
(If you want me to make up the details of your cult, I'll certainly TRY, but don't expect greatness. My writing skills are better than they once were, but they still aren't all that good. It'll be better if you define everything yourself in this case. Anyway I rolled for the sort of people you found. I've got a decent sized list of people/occupations/leisure activities. Truly the dice could not have provided a more fitting result.)
Take blood sample back home, create clone mentally conditioned to obey my every command.
[3] You take the sample back home. [4] However, that's quite the task. You get started anyway, but a blood sample alone isn't a great starting point. It'll take a while to complete this task at this rate.
Go up to the front desk of the hospital and ask the receptionist
"I AM AN AUTHORIZED MEDBOT WITH THE AUTHORIZED CARD, THE GOVERNMENT HAS SENT ME HERE FOR FULL SERVICE INSPECTION THAT HAS MADE ME DEPLOYED HERE, REQUESTING IMMEDIATE PERMISSION OR TERMINATION OF THIS PUBLIC FACILITY
Than use reverse psychology on the receptionist to convince them that I have full access to this hospital
[5 vs 7] "I'm not aware of any medbot program. And what's this about termination? Could you show me this card of yours please? Perhaps I'm just misunderstanding things here."
The king's... man?: [4] The tournament winner holds fast, greatly confused by these events. His morale is dropping. He needs leadership!
General Populous: [6] Not much happens town wise. A replacement fluntain is being drafted. They want to make it bigger for some reason. Some people want to make the water come out of a dinosaur sculpture's mouth, but there's a lot of disagreement about WHAT dinosaur to use.
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