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[FallacyofUrist]

"Praise Lorethazu! The end is nigh!"

As the preparations for the party begin, prepare to summon Lorethazu at 7:00 P.M.

[OceanSoul]

Go to park, set it up.

[CABL]

Wait until some member(s) of McHornets family will go outside to breathe fresh air, then summon killer bees to attack him/her/them.

[Enemy post]

6:00 pm

Mathel goes to find the good king Harlaus.

4

You find Harlaus and his followers finishing up the funeral of Harold in the city cemetery.

"Praise Lorethazu! The end is nigh!"

As the preparations for the party begin, prepare to summon Lorethazu at 7:00 P.M.

6

Your cultists begin the chant. Lorethazu stirs. As the last steps are taken, a ragtag band of four heroes kicks down the door and challenges you.

Go to park, set it up.

4

A groundskeeper asks what you're doing as you rig up the device. You now have a remote control to activate the potion-sprayers on demand.

Wait until some member(s) of McHornets family will go outside to breathe fresh air, then summon killer bees to attack him/her/them.

1

You lie in wait in the bushes, but then are suddenly blown off your feet by a blast of hornets. The head of the McHornet clan, McGregor McHornet, has spotted you.

[Mathel]

King, may I join your services?
, Mathel asks as the funeral ends.

[CABL]

"MCGREEEEEEGOOOOOOOR!"

Knock him down with a bee blast, then draw my 9mm pistol and get up.
If McGregor is knocked down, shoot him in the head five times.
If I'm not successful at knocking McGregor down, make a large shield out of bees in order to save myself from his attacks.

[Nosaneinme]

Name: Deus ex machina
What are you?: Machine from gods
Gender: None
Age:N/A
Appearance: Angel-Robot
Personality: Dutifully but questioning and doubting
List three of your favorite things: Studying, Mankind, Justice
Inventory:  None
What? What is this?: I need find person to assist

[Enemy post]

Name: Deus ex machina
What are you?: Machine from gods
Gender: None
Age:N/A
Appearance: Angel-Robot
Personality: Dutifully but questioning and doubting
List three of your favorite things: Studying, Mankind, Justice
Inventory:  None
What? What is this?: I need find person to assist

You're accepted, but the next turn will be the last. You should probably post an action to go with this.

Also, I'll probably post the turn tomorrow to make sure the remaining regulars get a chance to post.

[Nosaneinme]

Name: Deus ex machina
What are you?: Machine from gods
Gender: None
Age:N/A
Appearance: Angel-Robot
Personality: Dutifully but questioning and doubting
List three of your favorite things: Studying, Mankind, Justice
Inventory:  None
What? What is this?: I need find person to assist

You're accepted, but the next turn will be the last. You should probably post an action to go with this.

Also, I'll probably post the turn tomorrow to make sure the remaining regulars get a chance to post.

Find People to assist or aid

[Enemy post]

7:00pm

Lorethazu Cult vs Heroes
7vs7

The Lorethazu cultists swarm against the heroes. Many fall on both sides, but the heroes are eventually vanquished. Without the majority of the cult, Lorethazu's summoning goes awry. Lorethazu enters a different universe, perhaps one more unfortunate than this.

Spring the trap.

I assumed you'd want to do this, after all the prep.
3+7 for extensive prep.

Before the groundskeeper can stop you, you see Movie Night has begun. Hitting the trigger, you activate the tainted sprinklers. A whole crowd of people is turned into bounding puppies. It is hilarious.

King, may I join your services?
, Mathel asks as the funeral ends.

10

The King is so impressed by your behavior today that he instead transfers his position to you. Long Live King Butterlord Mathel, Ruler of Dodeca City!

"MCGREEEEEEGOOOOOOOR!"

Knock him down with a bee blast, then draw my 9mm pistol and get up.
If McGregor is knocked down, shoot him in the head five times.
If I'm not successful at knocking McGregor down, make a large shield out of bees in order to save myself from his attacks.

10vs9

You and McGregor unleash torrents of your respective insects against each other in a eusocial Armageddon. The lawn is left in ruins, but in the end bees triumph over hornets. McGregor is hurled back, smashing through his house. He looks up as you approach, and his mouth opens to voice some final taunt. He never gets to say it, as you silence him with five shots to the forehead. The sun goes down on yet another brutish day in the millennia of rivalry between your two families.

Name: Deus ex machina
What are you?: Machine from gods
Gender: None
Age:N/A
Appearance: Angel-Robot
Personality: Dutifully but questioning and doubting
List three of your favorite things: Studying, Mankind, Justice
Inventory:  None
What? What is this?: I need find person to assist
Find People to assist or aid

3

Your robotic nature makes you an outcast among the organics in Dodeca City. However, the various robots welcome you as a true hero of their kind. You look forward to a legendary career in the days to come.

The day has ended.

Goodnight Loons.
Goodnight battles,
Goodnight doom
Good night dinosaurs, stomping over the town,
Goodnight robots
Both mean and merciful,
Goodnight aliens
Goodnight zombies
Goodnight cults
And goodnight dwarves
Goodnight AAAAAAAAAAAs
And goodnight cops
Goodnight little hospital
And goodnight roasted EP
Goodnight Movies
And goodnight puppy potions
Goodnight absent players
Goodnight mush
And goodnight to Lorethazu
whispering secrets
Goodnight unlabeled books
Goodnight Kings
Goodnight chaos everywhere

[Nosaneinme]

7:00pm

[

Name: Deus ex machina
What are you?: Machine from gods
Gender: None
Age:N/A
Appearance: Angel-Robot
Personality: Dutifully but questioning and doubting
List three of your favorite things: Studying, Mankind, Justice
Inventory:  None
What? What is this?: I need find person to assist
Find People to assist or aid

3

Your robotic nature makes you an outcast among the organics in Dodeca City. However, the various robots welcome you as a true hero of their kind. You look forward to a legendary career in the days to come.

Find way to hide my true identity and help the organics as thier personality was programmed to be friend to all and benevolent traits but it would seem that    they just want help people

[Enemy post]

7:00pm

[

Name: Deus ex machina
What are you?: Machine from gods
Gender: None
Age:N/A
Appearance: Angel-Robot
Personality: Dutifully but questioning and doubting
List three of your favorite things: Studying, Mankind, Justice
Inventory:  None
What? What is this?: I need find person to assist
Find People to assist or aid

3

Your robotic nature makes you an outcast among the organics in Dodeca City. However, the various robots welcome you as a true hero of their kind. You look forward to a legendary career in the days to come.

Find way to hide my true identity and help the organics as thier personality was programmed to be friend to all and benevolent traits but it would seem that    they just want help people

I think you're misunderstanding me. The game is over, I just wanted to finish this last bit for Person.

[Nosaneinme]

7:00pm

[

Name: Deus ex machina
What are you?: Machine from gods
Gender: None
Age:N/A
Appearance: Angel-Robot
Personality: Dutifully but questioning and doubting
List three of your favorite things: Studying, Mankind, Justice
Inventory:  None
What? What is this?: I need find person to assist
Find People to assist or aid

3

Your robotic nature makes you an outcast among the organics in Dodeca City. However, the various robots welcome you as a true hero of their kind. You look forward to a legendary career in the days to come.

Find way to hide my true identity and help the organics as thier personality was programmed to be friend to all and benevolent traits but it would seem that    they just want help people

I think you're misunderstanding me. The game is over, I just wanted to finish this last bit for Person.

Oh really? then What point of me joining then?

[Enemy post]

I told you the next turn was going to be the last one.

[Mathel]

Thank you, person and Enemy post, for a great rtd.