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Author Topic: BARBARIANS! Forts Stomped: 2. Currently accepting waitlisters.  (Read 17173 times)

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Too long have the city-dwellers lived their lives of soft luxury and peace.  Their evil magic, their slave legions, their palaces of marble and gold.  Beneath, they are rotten and soft below the shining luxury.  It is time!  Time for the strong!  Time for the nomads and the reavers, the raiders and the warriors, the free, to come, and to conquer.  The barbarians!

I need volunteers, five of them.  And some waitlisters, as the life of a barbarian is nasty, and short.. but it is glorious.  And as it is known, glory shall live forever.

Currently accepting waitlisters.

Character sheets:

Name.

Description.

Your chosen weapon type.  Has to be melee, as you are a BARBARIAN!

Lastly, your chits.



There are only three stats in Barbarverse.  All rolls in barbarverse are subject to the will of the gods, and will succeed or fail on the flip of a coin.  However, barbarians, being the free men and women they are, have the ability to force their will upon the world.

Barbarian Strength!
Everyone knows barbarians can beat any mortal man in combat, but some foes and situations may require truly heroic might.  For these, you may spend a chit to automatically succeed.

Barbarian Cunning!
Everyone knows barbarians are not civilized men, and as such, are capable of sneakiness and dirty tactics that no civilized man can understand.  However, there may be something great in your way that requires something truly heroic.  For these, you may spend a chit to automatically succeed.

Barbarian Companions!
Although every barbarian is free, some choose of their own will to follow others.  When they do so, there is no greater loyalty than that of your fellow barbarians.  If you are in a situation where another barbarian is needed to help you, you may spend a chit to automatically succeed.

In addition, as barbarians are heroic figures, they take three blows to fall, and have three hit points.  Failing in a deadly situation will cost only one.  You may heal at the end of a day, by telling stories about your might and accomplishments to your fellow barbarians.

Also, note that the soft living of the grasslanders will blunt your sharp edge.  If you should choose to rest for a second time in the same spot, you must spend one of your chits due to the soft living.


Who is in?  Put your sheet up, and choose a distribution of eight chits.

Players.  5/5

Barbarisan: Egan_BW
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163216.msg7390616#msg7390616
Spent 1 companion chit, 1 cunning chit, now at 2/2/2
5 treasures, including a sponge opal bracelet with images of horses.

"Knives" Beorn: Ozark
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163216.msg7390182#msg7390182
2 treasures.

Ramses Apophis Memphis Set: Aigre Excaliber
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163216.msg7477544#msg7477544

Rock: Tyrant Leviathan
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163216.msg7391194#msg7391194
Spent one cunning chit, now at 4/3/0
2/3 Hitpoints, stomped by a mob.

Urs: NJW2000
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163216.msg7494687#msg7494687

Waitlist:
Currently Empty!

Hall of Heroes:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163216.msg7411003#msg7411003
« Last Edit: June 27, 2017, 10:07:13 pm by Devastator »
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Re: BARBARIANS!
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2017, 11:29:15 pm »

Name: Niximos the Defiler

Description: A short, sinewy goat of a man, Nix is clad in an old black cloak, which hides the skull helmet and tough leather armour underneath. People expecting a weak, frail old monk or beggar find themselves quickly stabbed in the jewels, followed by another to the throat.

Weapon: Short sword

Barbarian Strength: 2

Barbarian cunning: 5

Barbarian Companions: 1
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Re: BARBARIANS!
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2017, 11:42:24 pm »

Name: BARBARBARBAR

Description: A skinny blond shirtless dude wearing pants, just like every other barbarian.

Your chosen weapon type.  zweihander




Barbarian Strength! 4
Everyone knows barbarians can beat any mortal man in combat, but some foes and situations may require truly heroic might.  For these, you may spend a chit to automatically succeed.

Barbarian Cunning! 2
Everyone knows barbarians are not civilized men, and as such, are capable of sneakiness and dirty tactics that no civilized man can understand.  However, there may be something great in your way that requires something truly heroic.  For these, you may spend a chit to automatically succeed.

Barbarian Companions! 2
Although every barbarian is free, some choose of their own will to follow others.  When they do so, there is no greater loyalty than that of your fellow barbarians.  If you are in a situation where another barbarian is needed to help you, you may spend a chit to automatically succeed.
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Re: BARBARIANS!
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2017, 11:43:08 pm »

Name: Niximos the Defiler

Description: A short, sinewy goat of a man, Nix is clad in an old black cloak, which hides the skull helmet and tough leather armour underneath. People expecting a weak, frail old monk or beggar find themselves quickly stabbed in the jewels, followed by another to the throat.

Weapon: Short sword

Chit: Barbarian cunning

Looks okay, but you get eight chits in total.  So all eight to cunning?

Name: BARBARBARBAR

Description: A skinny blond shirtless dude wearing pants, just like every other barbarian.

Your chosen weapon type.  zweihander


Barbarian Strength! 4
Everyone knows barbarians can beat any mortal man in combat, but some foes and situations may require truly heroic might.  For these, you may spend a chit to automatically succeed.

Barbarian Cunning! 2
Everyone knows barbarians are not civilized men, and as such, are capable of sneakiness and dirty tactics that no civilized man can understand.  However, there may be something great in your way that requires something truly heroic.  For these, you may spend a chit to automatically succeed.

Barbarian Companions! 2
Although every barbarian is free, some choose of their own will to follow others.  When they do so, there is no greater loyalty than that of your fellow barbarians.  If you are in a situation where another barbarian is needed to help you, you may spend a chit to automatically succeed.

Looks good too.
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Re: BARBARIANS!
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2017, 11:53:20 pm »

Didn't see I could get eight, changing it.
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Re: BARBARIANS!
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2017, 12:29:09 am »

King Crow Hammermurder
last of his tribe, on a quest of revenge, feel his unbridled fury \m/

Weapon: massive spiked ball on a chain

Barbarian Strength: 4

Barbarian cunning: 4

Barbarian Companions: 0

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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2017, 12:37:25 am »

Name: Jakob Eriksson

Description: A man of average height and build. Short brown hair. Wears leather armor. 

Weapon: Battle axe

Barbarian Strength: 4

Barbarian cunning: 1

Barbarian Companions: 3
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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2017, 12:43:42 am »

Lemme just reserve a spot, if that's possible. Sheet will be tomorrow, when I'm more lucid.
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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2017, 12:50:52 am »

King Crow Hammermurder
last of his tribe, on a quest of revenge, feel his unbridled fury \m/

Weapon: massive spiked ball on a chain

Barbarian Strength: 4

Barbarian cunning: 4

Barbarian Companions: 0

Looks good.

Name: Jakob Eriksson

Description: A man of average height and build. Short brown hair. Wears leather armor. 

Weapon: Battle axe

Barbarian Strength: 4

Barbarian cunning: 1

Barbarian Companions: 3

Also good.  That's four.

Lemme just reserve a spot, if that's possible. Sheet will be tomorrow, when I'm more lucid.

Tsk tsk, lets see what the gods say.

...they say yes.

Okay, first post up after Egan's sheet comes in.  If it isn't here tomorrow, someone else gets in.
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Re: BARBARIANS!
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2017, 04:41:32 am »

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Re: BARBARIANS!
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2017, 06:14:12 am »

waitlist!

"Knives" Beorn, The Fierce

dual wielded lassos

Strength:1 I'm as good once, as I ever was
Cunning:1 Door says "Pull," Dumbass
Companions:6 "Eh, I don't wanna. You do it."

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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2017, 02:40:13 pm »

Name: Barbarisan

Description: A dark woman from the desert, wearing what might charitably be called "armor", with lots of loose flowey bits to blow dramatically in the wind and such.

Weapon: Short spear and curved dagger

Chits:
Barbarian Strength: 2

Barbarian Cunning: 3

Barbarian Companions: 3
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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2017, 03:03:28 pm »

Five stride through the desert, with the harsh yellow sun beating down from above, and the harsh hot sand-laden wind blowing ceaslessly, battering all those who dare to penetrate these untrammeled wastes.  But what is hardship to a barbarian?  For barbarians these are, these four men and one woman, and those such as them do not quail at such conditions.

Ahead of them, the great waypoint of the desert trading routes, is the town of Alkalamba, from where caravans travel these empty wastes as do great ships at sea.  Free men there were here once, a town full of travellers, laughter, and mirth, but that was before the lord of nightmares, Sirius, and his peerless legions laid eyes upon this town.

Now, before you, is a quiet town, huddling, as it were, under the eyes of their long-distant overlord and whatever foul Lieutenant of his holds these parts in his name.  An open town, for what use are walls in the desert, with close-built adobe dwellings and mazes of narrow passageways between the dwellings, barracks, stables, and souks.
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Re: BARBARIANS!
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2017, 05:00:55 pm »

"I don't know about the rest of you, but I want a blasted drink."

Find a tavern.
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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2017, 05:21:45 pm »

"What, thirsty already? We've only been hiking for a week."
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