Pretend to be weak from dehydration and exhaustion, then stab the first man who comes to finish me off.
Throw dagger at one of the mages, then acrobatics past the forwards guards to stab the other one. Fuck magic.
Barbar smiles as he begins to sweep his huge sword around, slashing it into the outreached swordsmen.
None knew what thoughts ran through the minds of the six cloth-wrapped swordsmen, but they were not cowed by the might of the barbarians. Rapidly, they spread out to overwrap the ends of the small group, and close in on the aged, teak-hard figure of Niximos the Defiler.
But Niximos is not foreign to this sort of battle, and this was the precise event he was waiting for, them to press close to his feigned weakness. Swiftly he strikes, one, two, and a man falls. The next man takes little more effort, with eyes and hand too slow to respond. It is only the third one who puts up any resistance, managing to parry with his wide scimitar, and is taken only after a brief exchange.
The remaining three were left to face BARBARBARBAR, who towered over the group. Fear creeped over their faces as they looked at the mighty form looming over them, clutching it's massive sword. One, two, three strokes there were, and all three men had fallen, great wounds to their heads and chests. Satisfied, the man raised his gaze to the heavens for a moment of pleasure in the slaughter he had rendered, when his reverie is interrupted by a pinprick. One was not dead, and had put a blade to that mighty leg. The last thing the insect would do.
(BARBARBARBAR has taken one wound, and is at 2/3 HP)
Behind the line of men, there were two mages. Fallen they were, not monsters or beasts, but cruel men who had succumbed to the temptation of the dark arts. It would never be known what curses they were to render upon the barbarians, for Barbarisan had struck first. Showing her great skill and might in arms, she had silenced one with a dagger to the throat, and spitted the second on her spear. The two mages were dead, one bubbling with a throat full of blood, one with heartsblood oozing around the oaken spear-shaft.
The plaza next to the artisian well is free of enemies.