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Author Topic: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev  (Read 46086 times)

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #930 on: April 22, 2017, 08:08:05 am »

You send out patrols to look for valuables.
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Loot: 5*
A dozen patrols head out. Eight return. Of those that return, many are injured. The beasts of the wastes do not appreciate intruders.
However, they do return with a respectable quantity of loot. The hides (and other miscellaneous parts) of many exotic beasts, and goods from ruined towns and villages that the beasts were occupying.

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A giant snake attacks the camp!
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It causes a fair number of casualties before being struck down. It seems there can be no rest in these blasted lands. What now?

A-South!
B-East!
C-West!
D-North.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #931 on: April 22, 2017, 08:14:06 am »

Yeaaaa let's do this later when we get better infantry and NOT deadly neighbors (and that one dude in the bandit'y west)

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Goodness that's a "3". Wiped out 4 patrols, injured many more.
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« Reply #932 on: April 22, 2017, 09:03:44 am »

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Getting some recon done and having some neat stuff for merchants to get crazy over sounds like a success to me.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #933 on: April 22, 2017, 09:46:18 am »

D the merchants left in fear, now they shall come back to be the first to get hands in the "exotic stuff"

Hey, grass growing back there. What kind of weird plant it shall grow later?
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« Reply #934 on: April 22, 2017, 10:12:51 am »

Just a short campaign, then.

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On your way back north, a swarm of giant beetles attacks you.
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Beware their deadly venom! The creatures are driven off, but not before spitting poison all over hundreds of soldiers. Within a few hours many of them are dead.

You make camp in another clearing. The wasteland here seems positively hospitable compared to further south. Shall we continue on home, or do we have business here?

A-Let's go home. I don't like this place.
B-Maybe we can find some valuables here as well?
C-Claim these lands in the name of Queen Erin.
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« Reply #935 on: April 22, 2017, 10:25:50 am »

B this way we know better the near south, then claim.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #936 on: April 22, 2017, 10:30:55 am »

A. We've lost far too many troops to stick around any longer. Let's go.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #937 on: April 22, 2017, 11:34:37 am »

Hopefully this area is less dangerous,  so looting should Be safe.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #938 on: April 22, 2017, 12:01:32 pm »

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« Reply #939 on: April 22, 2017, 01:43:16 pm »

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Well. There are a few bits and pieces to be scavenged from ruins, but nothing particularly valuable.

Well. Do we want to put in the effort required to claim these lands, or are we done here?

A-Moar land plz.
B-Nah, it's worthless.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #940 on: April 22, 2017, 01:48:56 pm »

A People love living in a barely habitable wasteland with crazy mutants for company right?
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« Reply #941 on: April 22, 2017, 02:30:15 pm »

A People love living in a barely habitable wasteland with crazy mutants for company right?
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #942 on: April 22, 2017, 04:45:03 pm »

Worst case scenario the settlement here will be a meatshield of, anything, wishing to leave these lands into ours.

It's good to keep a ton of eyes closer to the wastelands and learning it's "properties"

A What kind of food will grow here? Surely it will be delicious.

B okay, bad idea, let's wait stuff get better here. We should still later at least build an watchtower, and garrison it with soldiers that can draw or do detailed reports so we can be prepared to loot, hunt or pray for the gods and cry calling our mom protect ourselves in case something is coming.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #943 on: April 22, 2017, 04:49:45 pm »

B Probable scenario is we have to waste money and resources building up this place and defending it for nothing other than to say "I have additional land".  It's full of monsters, the land is just barely farmable, and there's no real benefit to actually have people inhabiting place. If they did, we'd either have to defend them from the extremely hostile land or suffer consequences from their dislike of being killed.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #944 on: April 22, 2017, 04:50:41 pm »

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