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Author Topic: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev  (Read 45224 times)

NUKE9.13

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #555 on: April 05, 2017, 02:21:58 am »

Well, it can't hurt to try, can it?
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All the medicine you buy turns out to be a waste of money. People are still as sick as ever; they start dying off in droves.
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Also, whilst travelling around delivering medicine, some sick person runs up to you and starts begging for mercy. Which would be annoying enough, except they keep coughing in your face whilst they do so.
The next day, you have a fever.
The day after that, you start vomiting.
The third day, you are bedridden, strange purple beasts floating in the edges of your vision. One of them has a concerned look on their face as they lean in towards you and ask

"Aaaare you okaymylady? Should weeeee do somethingaboutthis?"

A-I'll be fine. Just gotta knuckle down and fight through!
B-Haha, look at the pretty colours.
C-Hire the best medic you can find- money is no object!
D-*Barf*
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #556 on: April 05, 2017, 02:29:34 am »

GOOD-FOR NOTHING PEASANTS

wait hang on what's that red exclamation mark

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #557 on: April 05, 2017, 02:34:54 am »

GOOD-FOR NOTHING PEASANTS

wait hang on what's that red exclamation mark
Mouse over to find out!
(It means you might die if you pick that option)
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #558 on: April 05, 2017, 05:21:27 am »

I'm betting a 1 on this is 'administered the wrong medicine' :P

C. MEDICINES D:<
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #559 on: April 05, 2017, 05:36:32 am »

I've got to say, sometimes it's a bit irritating when a bad roll makes a seemingly smart decision worth nothing at all.

C. We can get more money, we can't get more life.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #560 on: April 05, 2017, 05:41:00 am »

I've got to say, sometimes it's a bit irritating when a bad roll makes a seemingly smart decision worth nothing at all.

C. We can get more money, we can't get more life.
Supposedly we can infer it wasn't wasted all, and we can use the rest for...when it's applicable. :P

In the meantime, B and D seem the same while C is GET A MEDIC. And A is tough it through.

I wonder if we have medical-woozy-quest wherein our character ventures into the mind and soul.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #561 on: April 05, 2017, 06:20:43 am »

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #562 on: April 05, 2017, 11:44:08 am »

"Will you need something?"

-I won't need anything. I'll be fine i just need a rest

"Are you sure?"

-Look at these WON-DER-FUL colors

"Mylady?"

-WHY YOU HAVEN'T CALLED A DOCTOR YET SCUM ? DO THAT OR I WILL COUGH IN YOUR FACE

Oh sorry, the fever makes me angry
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« Reply #563 on: April 05, 2017, 12:16:30 pm »

You tell them to summon the best doctor money can buy.
At least, that's what you intended to say. The words that actually come out of your mouth... vaguely resemble that?
Fortunately, they seem to understand regardless.

It is two days later when a fresh horror appears by your bedside.

"A most curious condition. Conventional medicines have no effect, you say? Tried bloodletting, have you?"

You return to lucidity long enough to get a good look at your guest.

"Quintus Quintus, again at your service. Most fortunate you are that I had not travelled far. An expert in all things medical am I."

You mumble something incomprehensible.

"Shh, shh. The sick should be silent. Now, I think I know what you need. Hem hem. Powdered dragon bone, that will do the trick. If you would be so good as to give me the bones, I shall ensure your recovery."

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A-You! You did this! You poisoned me! Into the dungeons with you!
B-I can see through time...
C-Fine, fine. Have the damn bones.
D-Won't you accept your gold back instead?
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #564 on: April 05, 2017, 12:32:45 pm »

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« Reply #565 on: April 05, 2017, 12:38:11 pm »

Could this guy have cursed the entire city? No idea, but we should hedge our bets and throw him in prison after we are healed. C
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #566 on: April 05, 2017, 12:49:47 pm »

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #567 on: April 05, 2017, 01:01:48 pm »

B.

Give us the sight of the FUTURE!!!
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #568 on: April 05, 2017, 01:37:13 pm »

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« Reply #569 on: April 05, 2017, 01:45:04 pm »

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