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Author Topic: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev  (Read 45142 times)

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #255 on: March 22, 2017, 05:57:05 am »

C, we need to build relations with the merchants, our economy is in the tank and that's killed spamlords before!
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #256 on: March 22, 2017, 06:01:21 am »

Hence why we should sell the meat. So we've actually got the money to invest in the economy :P
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« Reply #257 on: March 22, 2017, 06:42:05 am »

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #258 on: March 22, 2017, 06:49:51 am »

NUKE: CLARIFY What do 'warlords in the area' mean? Like in our lands?

Seriously think "A" means everyone important >_>
It means, for example, inviting the bandit kings to the west, the army commanders to the north, the rebel leaders to the east, and anyone else with a private army and a tract of land.
Not people from your territory. I mean, you wouldn't be alone at the feast, you might invite a few other people, but it would mostly be foreigners.
HOOOOkay, A is seriously out of the question now ._. While I DO like prestige, I don't...feel that well with that offer given how sporadic or unknown folks here are. I mean it could be a stepping stone to unification BUT it could also draw wary eyes.

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It won't be that bad anyway.
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« Reply #259 on: March 22, 2017, 07:48:30 am »

A is seriously out of the question now...
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« Reply #260 on: March 22, 2017, 07:50:57 am »

A is seriously out of the question now...
A
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It's me juggling ideas :P
I picked "A" because I can't actually be sure despite the impact of the impression. Because what we need is information and background data, which we don't really know--this affects the presumed disposition of what or how we understand about the people around us. Are we an uncaring(ish) person because the people we rule over are refugees? [hence the notion of 'war[person]'] Are there noble scions around us who actually care but are REALLY CAUTIOUS? Do we have freedom of thought and knowledge that we can wage a diplomatic war and unite the people around us?

Stuff like that.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #261 on: March 22, 2017, 03:29:36 pm »

A
CCC
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You order your cooks to pull out all the stops, and have invites sent to all the (important) townsfolk, as well as the mayors of outlying villages, and any other notable people.

The feast is, of course, magnificent. The roast dragon takes center stage, of course, with the head on display so people know the meat is genuine. Other beasts litter the tables, surrounded by mounds of vegetables and piles of side dishes. Servants rush around the room, refilling mugs, whilst a trio of musicians plays in the background. The guests eat, drink, and are merry.
A good time is had by all, and word shall surely spread of your benevolence and generosity.

As the feast is winding down, you find yourself surrounded by people wishing to talk to you. You only have time to talk to one of them, though, so you shoosh away the rest and focus your attention on

A-The merchant, who wishes to talk of trade and taxes.
B-The nobleman, who wishes to talk of land and titles.
C-The architect, who wishes to talk of reconstruction.
D-The handsome man, who wishes to talk of flowers and song.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #262 on: March 22, 2017, 03:51:58 pm »

C, the architect.  We really, really need working fortifications and infrastructure.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #263 on: March 22, 2017, 04:12:24 pm »

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« Reply #264 on: March 22, 2017, 04:25:00 pm »

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #265 on: March 22, 2017, 04:25:48 pm »

Aren't we poor right now? We need money, and how do you get that?

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #266 on: March 22, 2017, 04:55:37 pm »

"My... Queen. It is an honour to speak with you. As you know, the collapse destroyed much, leaving us to huddle in ruins, and patched-up hovels that could fall down in a stiff breeze. There is no end to the things I wish to see rebuilt. However until now all people have focused on is having shelter for tomorrow- they do not think about the future. With your permission *cough*and sponsorship*cough*, I would like to undertake several projects to restore and rebuild. I intend to start on the city walls, as I am well aware that pragmatism must play a part in even the most noble endeavours, and being overrun by looting soldiers is not conducive to construction work."

A-Sounds good. When can you start?
B-What was that about sponsorship? Let's discuss that first.
C-Nope, can't afford it, sorry.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #267 on: March 22, 2017, 05:03:41 pm »

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #268 on: March 22, 2017, 05:04:18 pm »

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« Reply #269 on: March 22, 2017, 05:18:30 pm »

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