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Author Topic: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev  (Read 46187 times)

Tiruin

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #210 on: March 20, 2017, 10:26:03 am »

Princesses run? WE'RE A WARRIOR PRINCESS. We tactically return home with our newly gained information. Seriously that's a six? I'd expect that'd be a 1.

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Spoopy stuff, this wasteland brings. I'm still under the notion that we're in some relative post-tech fall. :P
Maybe we'll find something unexpectedly nice.

...What's the difference with A? An 'awareness' roll? :O
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #211 on: March 20, 2017, 11:21:53 am »

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« Reply #212 on: March 20, 2017, 11:22:17 am »

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« Reply #213 on: March 20, 2017, 12:31:34 pm »

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #214 on: March 20, 2017, 12:57:08 pm »

B
It's probably not a massive winged lizard.
It's probably just a giant komodo dragon.
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« Reply #215 on: March 20, 2017, 03:03:33 pm »

You somehow convince the scout to bring you to where he sighted the alleged dragon. He leads you to the edge of a crater. Sheltered under a small copse of trees, you peer over the side.
There is a dragon in the crater.
It's not quite as big as you expected- it's around the same size as your horse-, nor does it look exactly like you imagined a dragon to look, but it is clearly a dragon, one that could've easily leapt out of a book of fairy tales. It is chewing on the remains of what looks like a cow. The deceased bovine has been lightly singed.

Your fellow hunters seem highly unsure about this. Surely a dragon is too great a foe? Surely it shall be us that prove to be the prey, not it?

A-Nonsense! A volley of arrows will deal with the beast.
B-Nonsense! A pike to the chest will end the creature.
C-Nonsense... but why doesn't one of you try your luck before I get involved.
D-You're probably right. Hunting mythical beasts is too dangerous. Let's go home.
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« Reply #216 on: March 20, 2017, 03:20:34 pm »

B, I feel quality is more important than quantity right now. Dragons have thick scales after all.
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« Reply #217 on: March 20, 2017, 03:36:26 pm »

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« Reply #218 on: March 20, 2017, 03:44:47 pm »

B. It would be nice to hang a dragon's skull on the wall!
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #219 on: March 20, 2017, 06:21:31 pm »

E:Capture it and tame it for a mount.

Duh.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #220 on: March 20, 2017, 07:11:55 pm »

A.  It can breathe fire, that seems like a problem for one on one combat, and certainly for anything like a pike formation.  Disperse our archers to make them harder targets for area attacks and volley the bastard.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #221 on: March 20, 2017, 09:07:19 pm »

Arrows with ropes to put this beast on the ground? Anybody?

E:Capture it and tame it for a mount.

Duh.

Yes.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #222 on: March 20, 2017, 09:08:59 pm »

A, screw getting close to this thing, bring it down from afar!
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #223 on: March 20, 2017, 11:18:52 pm »

I...have a really bad feeling it's a baby.
And there are parents.

OR maybe it's nomadic :V

How's about C? :P

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We can pike it after arrows fail. :V
I mean if I infer our intuition, we're not feeling anything bad about it so...yeah. We'd also get more info if we knew better.
We probably don't?
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« Reply #224 on: March 21, 2017, 02:53:42 am »

You direct the hunters to various positions around the crater, and on your command, you all loose your arrows on the beast!
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The arrows clatter harmlessly off of the beast's scales. It looks up from its meal and screeches, turning from side to side trying to find who shot at it.
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Fortunately, it doesn't seem to spot any of you, and it simply starts pacing around its kill, making the occasional angry screech.

The hunters will no doubt follow your lead at this point. Probably best to

A-Try again! It must have some weak spots.
B-Charge! If arrows won't cut it, solid steel might!
C-Charge! But once you lot start charging I'm going to hold back a little, okay?
D-Wait. Maybe it will settle down again.
E-Run away! The beast cannot be killed!
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