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Author Topic: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev  (Read 45190 times)

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #615 on: April 07, 2017, 02:38:23 pm »

We got the husband we want, now time to show we're not afraid to show him off nor we really shy away from looks of nobles.

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« Reply #616 on: April 07, 2017, 02:41:26 pm »

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Half our city's dead from plague (fucking alchemist I will murder you in the face) and our treasury's empty from all our spending, I don't think we can afford A.
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« Reply #617 on: April 07, 2017, 02:44:47 pm »

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #618 on: April 07, 2017, 04:03:05 pm »

A The people need a distraction, and we could use the prestige from the marriage
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« Reply #619 on: April 07, 2017, 05:11:57 pm »

B  We need to spend money on infrastructure, armies and such, not our reputation.  If the church wants recognition give em a temple, not some one shot wedding.  Not like our husband has any room to complain!

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« Reply #620 on: April 07, 2017, 05:35:40 pm »

You opt for a somewhat modest ceremony. Those in attendance are satisfied, and the people of Kralicanev seem relieved to know you are doing your part to ensure stability.



As you are still recovering from sickness, and your army from the spring's campaign, you opt not to launch a campaign this autumn.



Winter, 3 PC

Yarasiqli has proven his worth already. You are pregnant with his child. ETA: Late Summer, 4 PC.

The weather is mild again this winter.

The Architect returns to your court. He brings word that the repairs to the roads in your domain have been completed. Your soldiers and merchants will appreciate this.



Early Spring, 4 PC

You are having a romantic dinner with your husband when the Advisor interrupts.

"My apologies, Dragonslayer, but I thought you might like to peruse the scrolls"

Fiefdom status
Unrest: -2
Army loyalty: 2*
Population: 4
Economy: 2
Territory: 3

"Tax collection went fine this year, although dead men pay no taxes- the plague cut into our tax base slightly."
"There is some amount of discontent amongst the troops. I would suggest bonus pay, but the treasury is not in the best of shapes itself. Perhaps an extra tax could solve those problems?"

A-Yes, levy a tax, and use it to top up my soldiers' pay.
B-Levy a tax, but the army will make do with what it has.
C-No extra taxes.

Army status
Footsoldiers: 3
Archers: 1
Heavy infantry: 2
Light cavalry: 2
Heavy cavalry: 0
Special: 0

"Draft?"

A-Draft.
B-Volunteers.
C-No.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #621 on: April 07, 2017, 06:01:45 pm »

A B

Let's lead a campaign when we get the chance and raid someone.  Hit all the soft targets then flee.

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #622 on: April 07, 2017, 06:19:21 pm »

We... really shouldn't be campaigning while we're pregnant should we?
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #623 on: April 07, 2017, 06:38:10 pm »

Cute boy harem? hmmm

Let's begun polygamy. And next boy be someone healthy and strong to have healthy and strong kids. :v

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #624 on: April 07, 2017, 08:18:40 pm »

Cute boy harem? hmmm

Let's begun polygamy. And next boy be someone healthy and strong to have healthy and strong kids. :v

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Polygamy only if we can support it :O
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« Reply #625 on: April 08, 2017, 03:30:58 am »

The people begrudgingly pay the extra tax. The soldiers happily accept their extra pay. Then the soldiers go out and spend it on women wine and song, so ultimately the money ends up back in the pockets of the people. Circle of life, innit.

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A messenger arrives from the east. He requests an audience.

A-Very well, let him in.
B-No thanks. Send him back.
C-East? Rebels!? INTO THE DUNGEON WITH HIM.
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« Reply #627 on: April 08, 2017, 03:38:31 am »

A, we can see what he has to say, THEN throw him into the dungeon.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #628 on: April 08, 2017, 05:17:21 am »

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #629 on: April 08, 2017, 05:19:45 am »

A, we can see what he has to say, THEN throw him into the dungeon.
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