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Author Topic: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev  (Read 46293 times)

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #600 on: April 07, 2017, 06:35:59 am »

Democracy is good, yeah, but we *should* still have children - we've an obligation to our family name and all. If we raise them strong, then they may be elected anyway.

B, but make considerations for taking a husband as well.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #601 on: April 07, 2017, 07:46:10 am »

C but we should also name a designated regent should we die before they are of age.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #602 on: April 07, 2017, 08:35:46 am »

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #603 on: April 07, 2017, 10:55:45 am »

C
Because the game ain't called SPAMWARPRESIDENT
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #604 on: April 07, 2017, 11:14:57 am »

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Because the game ain't called SPAMWARPRESIDENT
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #605 on: April 07, 2017, 11:25:46 am »

C, because monarchies are (comparatively) stable and we don't care about the will of the so-called People.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #606 on: April 07, 2017, 11:53:00 am »

May your dynasty reign for a thousand years.

...which requires you getting a husband. Or at least a boytoy. You have a list of candidates drawn up. Who should become your new consort?

A-One of your younger and handsomer commanders.
B-A former nobleman.
C-An important citizen of Kralicanev.
D-Your vassal Yalanci.
E-A nobody, but a very attractive and charming nobody.
F-None of these options appeal. Forget about it, at least for now.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #607 on: April 07, 2017, 12:16:46 pm »

We want a heir, not an ambitious husband with power, therefore A and D are out. B and C can also get too ambitious, so

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« Reply #608 on: April 07, 2017, 12:17:58 pm »

E. Maybe several. Just incase one of them happens to be sterile :P
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« Reply #609 on: April 07, 2017, 12:38:23 pm »

E. Maybe several. Just incase one of them happens to be sterile :P

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #610 on: April 07, 2017, 12:38:45 pm »

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #611 on: April 07, 2017, 12:53:23 pm »

E. Maybe several. Just incase one of them happens to be sterile :P

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« Reply #612 on: April 07, 2017, 12:56:03 pm »

E. Maybe several. Just incase one of them happens to be sterile :P

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #613 on: April 07, 2017, 01:44:40 pm »

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #614 on: April 07, 2017, 02:33:36 pm »

You choose Yarasiqli, a Kralicanev local whose charms and looks leave little to be desired. Which is to say, they arouse many desires within you. A few eyebrows are raised on account of his lowly status, and a few rumours spread about your supposed lustfulness, but who can deny the Warlady what she wants?

Yarasiqli, for his part, has no complaints about getting to marry a queen, and promises to be a faithful and loving consort. All that remains is to actually tie the knot. Question is, how shall you do so?

A-In a grand ceremony attended by half the city, with a three-day long feast to follow.
B-In a small ceremony attended by only the most important figures.
C-In a private ceremony, with only a single priest attending.
D-Who said anything about getting married? You want children, not a husband.
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