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Author Topic: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev  (Read 45138 times)

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #285 on: March 23, 2017, 05:23:04 am »

B.  What do you take us for, some peacemonger?
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #286 on: March 23, 2017, 06:27:37 am »

B
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #287 on: March 23, 2017, 06:36:49 am »

Won't this delay the walls?
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #288 on: March 23, 2017, 07:35:50 am »

A.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #289 on: March 23, 2017, 07:49:03 am »

Gah my internoots.

B.  What do you take us for, some peacemonger?
We're smart, not a warmonger :P

A.
Take care of our peoples.
But can we make the planning before Spring!?
If we don't delay the walls--9 months from Summer is near post-Spring. We just have to farm up and live or counter any campaigns our way.
If we do rush out and do whichever, we risk losing folks instead of gaining salvage and men--and do remember we somewhat had contact with a BIGGER FISH of a bandit down West. I think. I've no idea if that warlord knows other than 'hey new fort, new people!'

So no way are we doing this until we know our new settlement area is okay. In the least is my opinion that I can type out while this internet holds for the next ten or so minutes.
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« Reply #290 on: March 23, 2017, 09:11:42 am »

Fair argument.  I change my vote to A.
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« Reply #291 on: March 23, 2017, 09:59:46 am »

No campaign today, you're too busy building a wall.



The rest of the year passes uneventfully. Which could be construed as either lucky or unlucky, depending on your point of view. But so it goes.



Early Spring, 3 PC

What time is it? It's scroll time!

Fiefdom status
Unrest: -2
Army loyalty: 4
Population: 5
Economy: 2
Territory: 3

"Despite tax collection going smoothly in the capital and nearby hills, there has been little income from your most recent conquests. They claim they have nothing to give, as their farms have barely started yielding any harvests. Because of this, after paying the army's wages, we are left with a rather empty treasury. We could levy an additional tax, perhaps?"

A-Gotta have money to make money. The people shall pay an extra tax.
B-Hang on, what? My subjects aren't paying taxes? You get back there and make them pay.
C-Hang on, what? My subjects aren't paying taxes? You get back there and make them pay. And impose a new tax, too!
D-Nah, we'll scrape by.


Army status
Footsoldiers: 4
Archers: 1
Heavy infantry: 2
Light cavalry: 1
Heavy cavalry: 0
Special: 0

"We could afford to levy more footsoldiers, if you wish."

A-Mandatory service! I want those ranks filled!
B-Volunteers only.
C-We have enough soldiers at the moment.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #292 on: March 23, 2017, 10:02:21 am »

D, B No point taxing them if they haven't got money, and no point expanding the army too heavily if we can't pay it.
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« Reply #293 on: March 23, 2017, 10:56:49 am »

D, B
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« Reply #294 on: March 23, 2017, 10:58:56 am »

D,A
Not raising taxes is fair. But we are going to need more manpower to conquer wealthy territories to make up for our "generosity".
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #295 on: March 23, 2017, 12:43:19 pm »

Don't overdo on complex, NUKE.

The more complex this gets, the less frequent updates will be, and less frequent updates is DEATH V8
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« Reply #296 on: March 23, 2017, 01:02:20 pm »

Don't overdo on complex, NUKE.

The more complex this gets, the less frequent updates will be, and less frequent updates is DEATH V8
Preaching to the choir. I've said it before, but I really admire your restraint in running Spamkingdom for so long without feature creep.
...not sure what the complexity you're referring to is, though.



There will be no extra taxes this year. You'll just have to make that money stretch somehow.
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Spring, 3 PC

The Architect is shown into the throne room.

"I am pleased to report that work is completed. As completed as it's going to get, that is. A proper job would mean tearing the walls down and starting from scratch- but I assure you I have done the best I can with what was available to me. The city walls will now no longer fall down if the enemy looks at them funny, making our chance of surviving a siege that much higher."

You acknowledge his good work.

"I have many more projects I would like to embark on. I shall return when I require your assistance again."

After he leaves, the Advisor enters.

"The treasury is bare, and the men restless. Is it time for a campaign, my Queen?"

A-Yes!
B-No, let's wait till summer.
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #297 on: March 23, 2017, 01:06:27 pm »

B

Also referring to the Army divisions. Are you gunna now include some sort of formula to give bonuses/penalties depending on the amount of infantry/cavalry/specials they have? Tis a tricky surface to tread on, am just sayin' v;
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #298 on: March 23, 2017, 01:08:22 pm »

A.

Yes. We need money, and we need to make use of our bolstered forces. It's Spring, so nature should be kicking into gear.

Also, we obviously ate the dragon's meat - what's happened to the rest of it?
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #299 on: March 23, 2017, 01:11:49 pm »

Also referring to the Army divisions. Are you gunna now include some sort of formula to give bonuses/penalties depending on the amount of infantry/cavalry/specials they have? Tis a tricky surface to tread on, am just sayin' v;
Oh, yeah, that's intentional. I did not set out to create a clone of Spamkingdom, the army-management shenanigans were planned from the start. They're not that complicated.

Also, we obviously ate the dragon's meat - what's happened to the rest of it?
The blood and bones were stored in the treasury until you find a use for them. The skin was tanned and made into leather; it is currently sitting around waiting for something to happen to it. Maybe if you had more money?
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