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Author Topic: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev  (Read 45119 times)

Taricus

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #225 on: March 21, 2017, 02:58:14 am »

A, because getting close to such an angry thing is not gonna work.
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« Reply #226 on: March 21, 2017, 04:41:32 am »

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« Reply #227 on: March 21, 2017, 06:51:44 am »

Can we...give up? :P The info will be very valuable and we'll be rolling versus a detect roll here I bet, on any other option.

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. . . I'm biased. NUKE generated nice imagery about the screechy dragon. But since people want to do A, then :v
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« Reply #228 on: March 21, 2017, 06:57:10 am »

Screeching Dragon? Instead of roaring?

Definitely a baby.

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« Reply #229 on: March 21, 2017, 06:59:57 am »

Screeching Dragon? Instead of roaring?

Definitely a baby.

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I'm calling it now--the burned villages earlier jived with my feelings of real danger :P
Like, there's a dragon nest nearby. There are parents.

Let's noooooot do it guys. A village is a big place to scorch to the ground, and given a comparison with this little cutie (heh), I would like us to be cautiously aware with how little we know in perspective compared to what we can know. :3

...Also do we have enough people to lift it, assuming we get a kill?
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« Reply #230 on: March 21, 2017, 07:03:14 am »

You nock another arrow, taking better aim this time.
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This time a few of the arrows manage to cause some damage, albeit pretty superficial. This has the effect of sending the dragon into a rage. It rears up and spreads its wings, screeching loudly.
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It locks eyes with you, and immediately charges in your direction. You have mere moments to react.

A-Countercharge! Let's see how it likes your sword!
B-Stand firm, bracing your hunting pike.
C-Take one last shot with your bow, aiming for the eyes.
D-Tactical retreat time! Surely you can outrun a dragon?
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« Reply #231 on: March 21, 2017, 07:03:47 am »

Screeching Dragon? Instead of roaring?

Definitely a baby.

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I'm calling it now--the burned villages earlier jived with my feelings of real danger :P
Like, there's a dragon nest nearby. There are parents.

Let's noooooot do it guys. A village is a big place to scorch to the ground, and given a comparison with this little cutie (heh), I would like us to be cautiously aware with how little we know in perspective compared to what we can know. :3

...Also do we have enough people to lift it, assuming we get a kill?

I'm just picturing two large dragon parents, suitably angry, touching down behind the hunting party and roaring, sending everyone running for the hills.

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #232 on: March 21, 2017, 07:05:19 am »

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« Reply #233 on: March 21, 2017, 07:12:06 am »

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I really would love our people to give supporting arrow fire. Hunters are able to shoot that fast!
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« Reply #234 on: March 21, 2017, 07:14:45 am »

D

An angry Dragon is a dangerous dragon. Something we shouldnt be facing down alone.

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« Reply #235 on: March 21, 2017, 02:26:43 pm »

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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #236 on: March 21, 2017, 03:05:04 pm »

We can't really outrun it, but we can use its speed against it!
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inb4 dragon fire.
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« Reply #237 on: March 21, 2017, 03:49:19 pm »

You set the butt of your pike into the ground and aim it at the oncoming dragon.
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Moments before impact the beast realises the danger posed by the sharp pointy thing, and halts its charge.
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You manage to get a glancing blow in with the pike before the dragon snaps at you with its gaping jaws. You stumble backwards to avoid getting your head bitten off.
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The creature stops, giving you a chance to recover- just in time to dodge the jet of flame issuing forth from its open mouth. You suffer some burns on your left arm, but you grit your teeth and carry on.
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Now is your chance to strike! You lunge forwards, jabbing your pike into what looks like a weak spot. Judging from the amount of blood that gushes forth, you must have done some damage.
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Dodging its swiping claws, you thrust your pike once more into the beast's belly. It cries out in pain, and you stab again, at its legs this time.
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Crippled, the beast tries one last time to roast you, but you easily avoid it, drawing your sword in an instant and bringing your blade down upon the creature's outstretched neck. Fuelled by adrenaline, you cleave right through, and the bewildered head drops to the ground, as the body crumples up.

Your fellow hunters return to your side, mouths agape in amazement at the decapitated dragon.
"My Queen- or should I call you Dragonslayer?"
He probably should.

Congratulations! Erin has slain a dragon, and earned the title of Dragonslayer! This title is sure to impress people.

You all agree that this would be a good time to end the hunt. With some difficulty the dragon is butchered, and taken in pieces back north.
As you ride, the hunters are discussing who should get what part of the dragon. They all agree that you should get the head, since you killed it, and another piece on top of that. They inquire as to which piece you would prefer.

A-The skin. Dragonleather armour sounds appealing.
B-The blood. Surely it must have some use?
C-The meat. A feast where dragon is on the menu would be the greatest the land has ever seen.
D-The bones. Dragonbone weaponry would strike fear into your enemies. Wisdom: Or... wait. Wouldn't dragonbones be light, and possibly hollow, to aid in flight?
E-What's all this nonsense about dividing the loot? You killed it, it all belongs to you!
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Re: Spamwarlord! 'Queen' Erin Gradia of Kralicanev
« Reply #238 on: March 21, 2017, 03:52:30 pm »

A Actually, yeah, fuck those guys. E. We did literally everything
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« Reply #239 on: March 21, 2017, 03:54:23 pm »

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