Agent Bill Billson looks for the nearest alien sighting, and is instead kidnapped by an alien enthusiast! [Blitz: 1+0]
Agent B.F. Udelle makes several copies of a version of the Perplexicon uneventfully, even managing to transcribe extra copies. [Brain: 3+2] While Udelle manages to determine the word for "Theme-Primal," this simple universe seems unequipped to handle much of the Perplexicon's magic. [Brain: 2+2]
The Infiltrator of Society managed to get an encrypted modern phone from Santa, confirming once and for all that Santa is a time-traveler. The Infiltrator tries and succeeds at hacking into the USA Bank despite or perhaps because of the gap in technology, siphoning tens of thousands of dollars every month! [Brain: 4+2]
Agent E.B. Guvegrra wanders about Hollywood making calls and chatting up random people and compiles a nice, surprisingly short list of people to intimidate into providing free access to approved screenplays before production. [Beauty: 6-1] The squad should have little trouble interfering with the film industry for a year,
Eric Erickson, an agent of unusual constitution with a cheap spellbook arrives, intending to bring Chuck Norris back from the grave with necromancy! This requires putting Chuck Norris in a grave first, Eric Erickson fails to catch Chuck Norris or his angry fists! [Buff: 3-2] With such a magnificent quarry, Eric Erickson has no choice but to {angrily put long hours in the gym, stewing over the loss (Buff+1, Beauty-1)/recover, exploring other ways to catch Chuck Norris (Buff-1, Beauty-1/some other, more drastic option}.
Oziiz travels all the way to the Amazon rainforest looking for elves and under the cover of night, finds a few people that must be elves! Oziiz approaches them and finds that they speak an unrecognizable language, however. [Blitz: 5-2]
Aigre the Amorous applies clouds of pheromone perfume and applies for a position as an "assistant" to a pimply wealthy youth. The youth, along with a massive crowd of nearby people, animals, fungi, and plants, has begun chasing (or otherwise following) Aigre! [Beauty: 5+1] After somehow managing to escape unscathed, Aigre searches and finds a run-of-the-mill new age spellbook focusing on love charms. [Blitz: 4+0] Armed with the charms, Aigre infiltrates a local hippie community and starts a love cult eclipsing a recently formed poorly-written-scifi cult. [Beauty: 2+2+1]
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Topic: Shady Conspiracy Squad [10/30] May, 1960 (Read 3403 times)