Agent Bill Billson roams about, punching every alien watcher, conspiracy theorist, and stargazer nearby IN THE FACE! When they recover, they recall nothing of today's strange events. [Buff: 4+2] Billson, however, remembers everything, including the fact that the aliens called themselves ☟︎◆︎❍︎♋︎■︎⬧︎. [Brain: 5-2]
Aigre filters through the Miss Universe winners and makes a virgin sacrifice to the aliens as a sign of friendship. [Blitz: 3+2] The aliens, while somewhat put off by this heinous act, appreciate the gesture, and some are amenable to helping the agency out personally. Aigre then instigates a civil rights movement among the hippies, enlightening them somewhat. [Brain: 3+0]
☟︎◆︎❍︎♋︎■︎⬧︎ unlocked!
Eric Erickson continues working out and feels very fit! [Buff: 5+0] Erickson also manages to snag a nice spellbook of necromancy, and a dozen zombies have begun following Erickson around! [Blitz: 4+2]
The Infiltrator hacks into the USA espionage network, but only finds a limited number of spies due to their compartmentalization. [Brain: 1+2] Possibly preparing for a massive heist, the Infiltrator has ordered an immense warehouse in the middle of Australia with the stolen money; by an error on the builders' part, there are not one but seven warehouses! [Brain: 5+2]
The Infiltrator has also bought an unrealistically silent sniper rifle from the black market. [Blitz: 3+2]
Agent E.B. Guvegrra brings in a few more contacts for the entertainment-subversion plot, accumulating a long list of people to intimidate to control television, at least a few of which should be executives. [Beauty: 4-1] Guvegrra also takes some time to play golf with the US Air Force, greatly impressing them! [Blitz: 6+1] Surely they are wrapped around our dear agent's finger now....
Oziiz successfully communicates a desire to meet the elves' leader Santa Claus through music and drops off the squad's radar as Oziiz and the elves enter a hidden tunnel. [Beauty: 2+2]
Agent B.F. Udelle ponders whether Perplexicon words can even do anything in this coarsely built reality and concludes that it is probable that at least some subset of Perplexicon words work.