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Author Topic: Friendly visitors deserve medical & funeral services  (Read 561 times)

Lohakar

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Friendly visitors deserve medical & funeral services
« on: March 07, 2017, 05:05:08 am »

Cyclops came and killed four human visitors waiting for drawbridge.
She was shot from fortifications and her corpse was displayed in a statue garden.
But poor humans finished at dump.
After two months came another upset lady - giantess. She killed a war dog chained at bailey and eventually shot by another human visitor.
Her body was also displayed but winner with both arms mangled behind recognition is still sitting in a pub.

It would be polite to offer visitors some basic medical treatment (pills, posters on healthy diet, brochures on pregnancy) and also some funeral services (wreaths etc.).
Despite they are human, they deserve it.  ;)
« Last Edit: March 07, 2017, 05:06:47 am by Lohakar »
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Shonai_Dweller

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Re: Friendly visitors deserve medical & funeral services
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2017, 05:39:02 am »

When the economy's introduced, maybe we could sell them health insurance. :D
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MorsDux

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Re: Friendly visitors deserve medical & funeral services
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2017, 03:44:56 pm »

haha health insurance! nice one.
but for real, i would love it!
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