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Destroy the Godmodder
« on: March 06, 2017, 02:06:04 pm »

There's a reason you don't take letters from shady dealers of some sort, to go to their recruitment drive. It was obviously a farce. Like really, who uses the term "Cabal of Reverence"?
Going there took quite a bit of time, a lot of stepping through dimensional doors and running into interdimensional telemarketers, before you were there, staring at a man, hammer in hand, cloaked in goldenrod.

"So, you're all the new recruits? You all want to join the Cabal of Reverence? I may be the Godmodder, and the last person to insult my name got stabbed in the face particularly hard. So, anyway, as you don't actually know due to narrative functions, we're looking for new reality warping sociopaths to join us in beating the other cabals of ludicrously overpowered beings. Here's your test. You are now metaphysically aware of my HP bar. Get that to 0, please, using your best offense. If you don't horribly die along the way, you have earnt the chance to join me!"

The Godmodder raises his hands, and drops his hammer. What are you waiting for? Go forth, and destroy the godmodder!



Welcome to Destroy the Godmodder, a forum game about horribly and brutally assassinating a reality warping sociopath, who tended want to nuke your favourite franchise from existence, but this hasn't been as much of a trend lately! I noticed the franchise in general slowing down to bits, and decided to start up a quick game here, for fun! That's all there really is, apart from the excuse plot caused by my love of writing lore that will turn into less of an excuse depending on how many people are interested in it! Throw your best attacks at the Godmodder and his thralls, and good luck!

Credit for Destroy the Godmodder goes to the 'owners' of the main series, TwinBuilder and Moniker!



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The Godmodder [GM] HP: 20/20.
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Re: Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2017, 02:07:24 pm »

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Re: Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2017, 02:17:55 pm »

WTP PTW

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Re: Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2017, 02:20:09 pm »

Oh, hey, looks like I accidentally found this thread! Never mind my name literally being credited in the Original Post, it must be a coincidence, there are at least ninety TrickleJests running around the multiverse.

A hero. A hunter. A [word starting with an H] emerges out of a wormhole and sets foot on the Battlefield.
After thoroughly looking through the field, he spots the Godmodder standing there, being his usual Godmodder self...
Except that this Godmodder seems to be visibly different. Hmm. How odd. But that doesn't stop our hero from trying his best to kill him. Or not. That's usually how this goes, you either kill the Godmodder, or try to, anyway, or you die while opposing him.

The hero walks over to the Godmodder, head high. He lowers his shades to reveal sparkling bright orange eyes. Not the carrot-ey orange that Trickle sports, but more of a brighter shade, reminiscent of red.

"The name's Gun."
"Epic Gun."
"But you can just call me Gun, I guess."


Yes, this character was just made up on the spot.

"As you can see, I've been brought here via wormhole."
"That's basically what I usually do, hop through worlds, kill Godmodders, no biggie."
"I'm pretty much a celebrity."


Gun cracks a half-assed dumb smile before quickly deciding the whole notion was stupid to begin with.

"Let's get this over with."

Taking out his TrickleJest Inc. branded Master Blaster, a fusion between a gun and a sword, and prepares to mess stuff up.
Except that there are no entities and his chances of hitting the Godmodder are nigh impossible. Oh well.
Using the power of churros and their amazing deliciousness, Gun summons Churros Man. Yes, I'm aware this f!cker will probably be eviscerated in one turn or simply brainwashed. This is just, for sh!ts and giggles, after all.

Churros Man - 1/1 HP.
SKILL: Mexican Stand-Off - Can only be killed in a Mexican Stand-Off. Simple enough.


SUMMARY - Gun emerges and summons a sh!tty entity, Churros Man.

CHARGE: Bane of the Arrrrthropods - 1/???.
"You are a pirate!"

CHARGE: The Cake is a Pie - 1/???.
"Metaphysics at its best."

CHARGE: What is Love - 1/???.
"Baby don't hurt me."
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Destroy the Godmodder - Turn 1
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2017, 07:19:30 am »

PTW
You lament Bay12's lack of a Watch function, and utter arcane language, allowing you to watch this thread!

WTP PTW
You copy Cinder's arcane language of Overseeing, and add a cool and new modification - language in reverse - to be cool and new and unique! You are now cool and new and unique!.

Oh, hey, looks like I accidentally found this thread! Never mind my name literally being credited in the Original Post, it must be a coincidence, there are at least ninety TrickleJests running around the multiverse.

A hero. A hunter. A [word starting with an H] emerges out of a wormhole and sets foot on the Battlefield.
After thoroughly looking through the field, he spots the Godmodder standing there, being his usual Godmodder self...
Except that this Godmodder seems to be visibly different. Hmm. How odd. But that doesn't stop our hero from trying his best to kill him. Or not. That's usually how this goes, you either kill the Godmodder, or try to, anyway, or you die while opposing him.

The hero walks over to the Godmodder, head high. He lowers his shades to reveal sparkling bright orange eyes. Not the carrot-ey orange that Trickle sports, but more of a brighter shade, reminiscent of red.

"The name's Gun."
"Epic Gun."
"But you can just call me Gun, I guess."


Yes, this character was just made up on the spot.

"As you can see, I've been brought here via wormhole."
"That's basically what I usually do, hop through worlds, kill Godmodders, no biggie."
"I'm pretty much a celebrity."


Gun cracks a half-assed dumb smile before quickly deciding the whole notion was stupid to begin with.

"Let's get this over with."

Taking out his TrickleJest Inc. branded Master Blaster, a fusion between a gun and a sword, and prepares to mess stuff up.
Except that there are no entities and his chances of hitting the Godmodder are nigh impossible. Oh well.
Using the power of churros and their amazing deliciousness, Gun summons Churros Man. Yes, I'm aware this f!cker will probably be eviscerated in one turn or simply brainwashed. This is just, for sh!ts and giggles, after all.

Churros Man - 1/1 HP.
SKILL: Mexican Stand-Off - Can only be killed in a Mexican Stand-Off. Simple enough.


SUMMARY - Gun emerges and summons a sh!tty entity, Churros Man.

CHARGE: Bane of the Arrrrthropods - 1/???.
"You are a pirate!"

CHARGE: The Cake is a Pie - 1/???.
"Metaphysics at its best."

CHARGE: What is Love - 1/???.
"Baby don't hurt me."
The Godmodder directs you to the only tip existent at this point - There are no coincidences. The Godmodder reveals himself to be a 1337 )(4)(0R, and hacks into your HP bar, branding you a liar! Welcome TrickleJest, anyway! Churros Man, summoned!


The Godmodder is impressed! I mean, sure, one of you is a veteran and the other two just posted to watch, but it's not a coincidence that you ran into Ancient Magic Runic Sorcery of Oversight! Dwarves are associated with runes and stuff like that! He claps!

Churros Man runs towards the Godmodder, who takes out a hammer and slaps him away! Churros Man is immune, and thus survives! The Godmodder takes out his hammer, and runs towards Gun, the Liar! He spins around, before someone mutters something about first turn invulnerability! The Godmodder's dastardly plot has been foiled, until next turn and the turn after that and so on!


TrickleJest [AG] HP: 20/20. Liar.

Churros Man [AG] HP: 1/1. Must be killed via Mexican standoff.

The Godmodder [GM] HP: 20/20.

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Re: Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2017, 01:33:13 pm »

First off, could I please be listed as Gun instead of TrickleJest? Or maybe TrickleJest / Gun?
Anyway, Gun looks over to the now-barren Battlefield before urging others to join.

"Come on, it's a fun time, I know from personal experience."
"Well, mostly..."
"You know what I mean."


Gun then gets really bored and decides to summon yet another entity, this time hoping it will turn Hostile.
Using the power of origami, he unfolds a sheet of paper into a paper castle and runs into it, before setting it on fire.
The burnt paper is then tossed into an ocean, where a great white shark eats it. However, from the stomach of said shark emerges Charcoal Man.
I'm not sure if paper can become charcoal, but I frankly don't exactly care anymore.

Charcoal Man - 1/1 HP.
SKILL: Useless - Its skill is the fact that it has no skills. Pretty cool, huh?

Churros Man then horribly injures Charcoal Man using a ton of churros, all in poor Charcoal Man's face, who still might be our teammate.
Then said creature made of churros places Charcoal Man into a giant churros and sends him down a giant mountain of hot sauce.
Yes, that just happened and you can't deny it.

Also, if the Godmodder's calling me a liar, how about he gets the label 'hypocrite'? I mean, he deserves it.
So Gun does just that.
He shoves the label down the Godmodder's throat.

SUMMARY - Gun summons another sh!tty entity, Charcoal Man. Churros Man gets salty and jealous and proceeds to kill Charcoal Man.

CHARGE: Bane of the Arrrrthropods - 2/???.
"You are a pirate!"

CHARGE: The Cake is a Pie - 2/???.
"Metaphysics at its best."

CHARGE: What is Love - 2/???.
"Baby don't hurt me."
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Re: Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2017, 04:47:59 pm »

PTP!

Suddenly, bursting out of the ground with...a pretty slow speed, come to think of it, is Greatness942, wearing a blue Trilby hat and generally looking confused. "...Really? This is the second of these I've been in! Only this one might be less stupid...or more so. Ah, well. Time for chaos! Hopefully this won't be like the one I did on BYOND.". Peering down, he sees a summoning rune on the ground, and chants around it, charging up a summon!

CHARGE: Puft of the Marsh -1/10
"It's the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man"-Ray Stanz, Ghostbusters
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Re: Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2017, 05:13:47 pm »

... an unknown summoner can be seen peeking over a wall. Looking at the other mage to enter this turn, he pulls himself over the barrier, albeit with difficulty, claiming "Sooo...guess I have nothing else to do. Oh well, this could be good training. Now, where should I start...how about a simple arena? We're allready nowhere in particular, so should be a piece of cake". Opening his tome (was it even there before?), he flips to a certain page, presses a few glyphs on it, said something under his breath, and a few moments later, an arcane circle appears around everyone. Furniture begins popping out of the ground, the sky above them darkens, and with a flash, there is now a rather large tavern surrounding everyone. A single, large bar goes in a circle around everyone, and a few waitresses and barkeeps can be seen serving a few customers.
"...whoops. This place was supposed to be empty. Oh well, a little company won't hurt anyone, right?"
(In summary, my Summoner appears, and makes a bar to fight is, as well as some occupants (3 1hp bar staff, 8 generic 1hp customers))

Charge: King of Beasthood (1/5).
Ready for a walk on the Wild side?
Charge: Circle of Frigid Enchantment (1/6).
Ironically, for when you want to turn up the heat.
Charge: Spheres of Random Pokémon Conjuring (1/7).
You've technically caught them all, until you let them out. Shrodinger's Pokédex.
« Last Edit: March 07, 2017, 05:22:15 pm by OceanSoul »
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Finally have a game completely ready. Wait a week before posting it out of laziness.

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Re: Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2017, 05:33:34 pm »


A fat man painted greener then the ass of an ork shows up, and gibbers at the top of his lungs:
"Oy, u useless facks, Oy'll beet u eel Gorb Boork dork!''

before eating churro man and vomiting at the godmodder.


Charge: from the depths of a stomach... 1/9
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Re: Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2017, 06:11:15 pm »


A fat man painted greener then the ass of an ork shows up, and gibbers at the top of his lungs:
"Oy, u useless facks, Oy'll beet u eel Gorb Boork dork!''

before eating churro man and vomiting at the godmodder.


Charge: from the depths of a stomach... 1/9
"The thing is, Mr. Churro can only be killed in a Mexican standoff...BUT, he is not standing on any of the stools. Thus, churro man is a MEXICAN STANDing OFF of the stools, and thus, CAN be killed. You're welcome.
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Finally have a game completely ready. Wait a week before posting it out of laziness.

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Re: Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2017, 08:25:29 am »

Gun looks over at the Tavern, before declaring that he needs a drink to recover from all the summoning he has just done. He carefully walks over to one of the Staff and hands them an assist worth three charges in return for a drink.

Now, according to the rules and like in any other Destroy the Godmodder game, people are able to give assists, also known as "plus"es. Each plus gives a certain amount to an ally or enemy if you're into that sort of thing, with the max being three. This turn, Gun hands a +3 to OceanSoul, so he can boost his charges. He can either deploy all three to one charge or distribute them equally among all three charges.

"I'd like some root beer, I'm not really the drinking type. And make it quick.

However, to Gun's surprise, a big thud is heard outside the Tavern. He runs out to see an ally killing Churros Man!

"Dude, we're allies! You're not supposed to hurt him-"

Gun blocks Crazyabe's attack and shoves an explosive churros down his throat as a warning, not actually dealing damage to him, as they are allies after all.

"I'm still not sure if I can swear here, but that guy just said 'ass' so I think I'm in the clear!"


SUMMARY - Gun requests Root Beer from OceanSoul and stops Crazyabe's crazy attack.

CHARGE: Bane of the Arrrrthropods - 3/???.
"You are a pirate!"

CHARGE: The Cake is a Pie - 3/???.
"Metaphysics at its best."

CHARGE: What is Love - 3/???.
"Baby don't hurt me."

ASSIST: +3 OceanSouls

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« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2017, 10:01:35 am »

"Sorry, but I'm not the one running this tavern. I don't think anyone is, really. Ask one of the waitresses." He sits down next to Gun, and waves over at a waitress. She should get here next turn. Anyway, I didn't know assists worked like that. I thought assists gave some of your 3 charges per turn to another player. Anyway, I'll put it into the King of Beasthood. Have 3 charges yourself."

"...So, anything you want in particular? I could conjure a lot of things, really, but they either need an inefficient amount of charge or some sort of sacrifice to be useful. Though, I could try fusing a few things. That cup of root beer you want, plus some of the hosing from the tap over there, and a gun of some sort -even water guns-, and I could make a soda-spewing revolver or some such. Pretty popular at parties. Still takes time and charge, but you'd be suprised at how hard it can hit. Plus, I've heard that the weird and unusual are more effective against Godmodders. There was this one time...
" Turning to the side, he saw that Gun had already left.

(Long story short, I assist Gun.)

Charge: King of Beasthood (4/5).
Ready for a walk on the Wild side?
Charge: Circle of Frigid Enchantment (1/6).
Ironically, for when you want to turn up the heat.
Charge: Spheres of Random Pokémon Conjuring (1/7).
You've technically caught them all, until you let them out. Shrodinger's Pokédex.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2017, 10:06:22 am by OceanSoul »
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Work on a potential forum game for my return to Bay12. Figure out parts that puzzled me before. Find more things to figure out that I can't. Work on another game instead of solving them. Get distracted and stop working. Remember it a week or two later. Remember I'm still on hiatus. Illogically, Be too ashamed to return yet. Repeat ad nauseam.

Finally have a game completely ready. Wait a week before posting it out of laziness.

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Re: Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2017, 03:26:27 pm »

First off, could I please be listed as Gun instead of TrickleJest? Or maybe TrickleJest / Gun?
Anyway, Gun looks over to the now-barren Battlefield before urging others to join.

"Come on, it's a fun time, I know from personal experience."
"Well, mostly..."
"You know what I mean."


Gun then gets really bored and decides to summon yet another entity, this time hoping it will turn Hostile.
Using the power of origami, he unfolds a sheet of paper into a paper castle and runs into it, before setting it on fire.
The burnt paper is then tossed into an ocean, where a great white shark eats it. However, from the stomach of said shark emerges Charcoal Man.
I'm not sure if paper can become charcoal, but I frankly don't exactly care anymore.

Charcoal Man - 1/1 HP.
SKILL: Useless - Its skill is the fact that it has no skills. Pretty cool, huh?

Churros Man then horribly injures Charcoal Man using a ton of churros, all in poor Charcoal Man's face, who still might be our teammate.
Then said creature made of churros places Charcoal Man into a giant churros and sends him down a giant mountain of hot sauce.
Yes, that just happened and you can't deny it.

Also, if the Godmodder's calling me a liar, how about he gets the label 'hypocrite'? I mean, he deserves it.
So Gun does just that.
He shoves the label down the Godmodder's throat.

SUMMARY - Gun summons another sh!tty entity, Charcoal Man. Churros Man gets salty and jealous and proceeds to kill Charcoal Man.

CHARGE: Bane of the Arrrrthropods - 2/???.
"You are a pirate!"

CHARGE: The Cake is a Pie - 2/???.
"Metaphysics at its best."

CHARGE: What is Love - 2/???.
"Baby don't hurt me."
The Godmodder points out that he hasn't done anything hypocritical, and everything he does is right! You summon an entity and proceed to kill it. The Godmodder stares.

PTP!

Suddenly, bursting out of the ground with...a pretty slow speed, come to think of it, is Greatness942, wearing a blue Trilby hat and generally looking confused. "...Really? This is the second of these I've been in! Only this one might be less stupid...or more so. Ah, well. Time for chaos! Hopefully this won't be like the one I did on BYOND.". Peering down, he sees a summoning rune on the ground, and chants around it, charging up a summon!

CHARGE: Puft of the Marsh -1/10
"It's the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man"-Ray Stanz, Ghostbusters
Welcome to hell the game, Greatness942! I haven't actually heard of a BYOND session! The Godmodder watches your summoning circle intently!

"Wow! I never expected to get so many experienced recruits! That's less training for the Cabals of Reverence, then! Nice tribly!"

... an unknown summoner can be seen peeking over a wall. Looking at the other mage to enter this turn, he pulls himself over the barrier, albeit with difficulty, claiming "Sooo...guess I have nothing else to do. Oh well, this could be good training. Now, where should I start...how about a simple arena? We're allready nowhere in particular, so should be a piece of cake". Opening his tome (was it even there before?), he flips to a certain page, presses a few glyphs on it, said something under his breath, and a few moments later, an arcane circle appears around everyone. Furniture begins popping out of the ground, the sky above them darkens, and with a flash, there is now a rather large tavern surrounding everyone. A single, large bar goes in a circle around everyone, and a few waitresses and barkeeps can be seen serving a few customers.
"...whoops. This place was supposed to be empty. Oh well, a little company won't hurt anyone, right?"
(In summary, my Summoner appears, and makes a bar to fight is, as well as some occupants (3 1hp bar staff, 8 generic 1hp customers))

Charge: King of Beasthood (1/5).
Ready for a walk on the Wild side?
Charge: Circle of Frigid Enchantment (1/6).
Ironically, for when you want to turn up the heat.
Charge: Spheres of Random Pokémon Conjuring (1/7).
You've technically caught them all, until you let them out. Shrodinger's Pokédex.
Welcome to the game, OceanSoul! You summon a bar. The Godmodder shrugs, and accepts it. Changing the Battlefield, huh?


A fat man painted greener then the ass of an ork shows up, and gibbers at the top of his lungs:
"Oy, u useless facks, Oy'll beet u eel Gorb Boork dork!''

before eating churro man and vomiting at the godmodder.


Charge: from the depths of a stomach... 1/9
The Godmodder is unharmed, but is instantly cleaned! Churro Man should be invincible but... Welcome, crazyabe the Not-Ork!


A fat man painted greener then the ass of an ork shows up, and gibbers at the top of his lungs:
"Oy, u useless facks, Oy'll beet u eel Gorb Boork dork!''

before eating churro man and vomiting at the godmodder.


Charge: from the depths of a stomach... 1/9

"The thing is, Mr. Churro can only be killed in a Mexican standoff...BUT, he is not standing on any of the stools. Thus, churro man is a MEXICAN STANDing OFF of the stools, and thus, CAN be killed. You're welcome.
...your teammate abuses terminology to allow the Churro Man to die! Abe eats the Churro Man.

"You're all doing well! I'd normally recommend that you'd keep doing that to ruin your own team, but the thing is, I want you guys to succeed! Don't abuse word play to kill your team! Genius, though- oh wait"

Gun looks over at the Tavern, before declaring that he needs a drink to recover from all the summoning he has just done. He carefully walks over to one of the Staff and hands them an assist worth three charges in return for a drink.

Now, according to the rules and like in any other Destroy the Godmodder game, people are able to give assists, also known as "plus"es. Each plus gives a certain amount to an ally or enemy if you're into that sort of thing, with the max being three. This turn, Gun hands a +3 to OceanSoul, so he can boost his charges. He can either deploy all three to one charge or distribute them equally among all three charges.

"I'd like some root beer, I'm not really the drinking type. And make it quick.

However, to Gun's surprise, a big thud is heard outside the Tavern. He runs out to see an ally killing Churros Man!

"Dude, we're allies! You're not supposed to hurt him-"

Gun blocks Crazyabe's attack and shoves an explosive churros down his throat as a warning, not actually dealing damage to him, as they are allies after all.

"I'm still not sure if I can swear here, but that guy just said 'ass' so I think I'm in the clear!"


SUMMARY - Gun requests Root Beer from OceanSoul and stops Crazyabe's crazy attack.

CHARGE: Bane of the Arrrrthropods - 3/???.
"You are a pirate!"

CHARGE: The Cake is a Pie - 3/???.
"Metaphysics at its best."

CHARGE: What is Love - 3/???.
"Baby don't hurt me."

ASSIST: +3 OceanSouls
A barkeep runs over to you to give you some of the finest dwarven root beer! You save Churro Man! You then realise that the rules only allow you to give up to a _2!

"Sorry, but I'm not the one running this tavern. I don't think anyone is, really. Ask one of the waitresses." He sits down next to Gun, and waves over at a waitress. She should get here next turn. Anyway, I didn't know assists worked like that. I thought assists gave some of your 3 charges per turn to another player. Anyway, I'll put it into the King of Beasthood. Have 3 charges yourself."

"...So, anything you want in particular? I could conjure a lot of things, really, but they either need an inefficient amount of charge or some sort of sacrifice to be useful. Though, I could try fusing a few things. That cup of root beer you want, plus some of the hosing from the tap over there, and a gun of some sort -even water guns-, and I could make a soda-spewing revolver or some such. Pretty popular at parties. Still takes time and charge, but you'd be suprised at how hard it can hit. Plus, I've heard that the weird and unusual are more effective against Godmodders. There was this one time...
" Turning to the side, he saw that Gun had already left.

(Long story short, I assist Gun.)

Charge: King of Beasthood (4/5).
Ready for a walk on the Wild side?
Charge: Circle of Frigid Enchantment (1/6).
Ironically, for when you want to turn up the heat.
Charge: Spheres of Random Pokémon Conjuring (1/7).
You've technically caught them all, until you let them out. Shrodinger's Pokédex.
I'm sorry to say that you can't +3 people, only +2! You don't need to use your action to assist people! Anyhow, you talk to Gun before realising that he left.

The Godmodder groans at the existence of first turn invulnerability! Churros Man and the eight Customers rush towards him, but the Godmodder reveals his Perfect Defenses! They fall back, harassed by runes and symbols and magic of all accounts!

The Godmodder stares at the players, wishes that they'd attack him, before raising his gun! He thanks OceanSoul for teaching him that correspondence, as after all there are no coincidences, before shooting him. Churros Man gets up, before the godmodder fires several bullets into his corpse, using his powers as inheritor of the Great Forge God that existed a long time ago to melt Churros Man's corpse into metal.

Godmodding is cool and new and allows you to make up facts on the spot to empower you, as well as force your will on the world.


TrickleJest / Gun [AG] HP: 20/20. Liar.
Greatness942 [AG] HP: 20/20.
OceanSoul [AG] HP: 20/20.
CrazyAbe [AG] HP: 20/20.

Churros Man [AG] - DEAD!
Bar Arena [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Staff: 1/1 HP x3. Customers: 1/1 x8.

The Godmodder [GM] HP: 20/20.

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Re: Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2017, 03:32:38 pm »

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Re: Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2017, 03:40:48 pm »

"While godmodding does allow for quick, easy power, it is easily undone by semblances of reality. Luckily for you, reality doesn't exist in this reality. I know it sound contradictory, but that's what happens with Godmodding.".
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Work on a potential forum game for my return to Bay12. Figure out parts that puzzled me before. Find more things to figure out that I can't. Work on another game instead of solving them. Get distracted and stop working. Remember it a week or two later. Remember I'm still on hiatus. Illogically, Be too ashamed to return yet. Repeat ad nauseam.

Finally have a game completely ready. Wait a week before posting it out of laziness.
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