Okay, so... good and bad things.
Good thing, the mark probably wouldn't be as on guard around another dude and to be honest with how her life has gone recently relying on anime tropes for success might as well be normal.
Okay, so, uh, try to herd the two of them together?"
she'd look around to try to locate some kind of landmark or otherwise something to orient based on, likely somewhere roughly in the region of the middle of the two or toward the mark. after all, herding the lovestruck girl would be... easier. Probably.
SakurakoFinding a landmark is easy enough. The
Tree of Treachery, Broken Promises and the Endless Torment of Eternal Damnation ain't exactly hard to miss and the boy is standing under it. Just need to coax Charlotte into action, something best left for your lovely comrades. She's their classmate after all. Soon enough she gets a move on.
Great, now for the approach. Remigio's currently standing, a shame, were he sitting she could ask if he would me sharing the table, one thing leads to another and bam! Contrived romantic comedy plot. Or maybe a whole load of nothing. But by then it's probably not your problem. But nope, the boy's standing and Charlotte probably has neither the reason or courage to go for a direct approach. Hmm... well there's a coupla panes of glass nearby with members of staff carting drinks in and out... if one of you were to give one of them a little
bump throw one on the other it should make for a decent meet-cute. Well, maybe not a decent one, but a generic one at least? Best bump Charlotte in that case, wouldn't want Remigio's head up her skirt, which yeah, you could totally see that happening all things considered. Might need to ask what she's wearing under that illusion, he might feel something off like you did with Shef and then-
"WHIT DID YE SAY TAE ME YE TIN KIN? SAY IT AGAIN! AH DARE YE! AH DOUBLE PUMPIN' DARE YE!"Here comes trouble. You're not sure how that man is drunk
already but he's fucking plastered and he's decided to pick a fight with one of Jacqui's minions. The thing looks like the bloody
Shrike, if the Shrike simultaneously did steroids and contracted type II diabetes from its cheeseburger addiction. It takes the tirade surprisingly well at first, either not capable of understanding what is being said, or unable to summon enough fucks to give about it.
And then he shoves it.
You're not sure what on God's green earth made him even
want to shove the bastard lovechild of a porcupine and a prolapse woodchipper but he somehow manages to shove it in just the right place to send it staggering back without cutting himself in half a dozen different places in the process. Okay
now it's angry, dim blades of forsaken judgement unfurling behind it like a particularly murderous peacock.
The brawl has yet to start, but very damned will if you guys don't step in. And it couldn't have happened in a worse place either - they're right next to Remigio who is very quickly getting the fuck away from that shitshow.