Faith, Minato, Shef, and YukiShef: 6, Hyper[5]
Yuki: 5, Hyper[6]
Sera: 3, Resolve
MAGNUM VON CHAINSAW: 6
Eclectic Summoner: 3, Hyper[6], Hyper[6], Hyper[5]
"<Huh, that's weird. It's pretty legal here. We do have warcrimes but anthrax ain't one.>"Iaijutsu is fairly simple in concept - you take your sword, you draw it, and you cut a fucker down. Supposedly the art is for self-defense, in practice it works the other way too. Speed is important, but well let's face it - the guy who has to whip his sword out first is gonna be at a speed disadvantage. And for the love of God do not resheath your fucking sword afterwards, not unless you got a damn deathwish. You're getting jumped, you had to fight to get your weapon out the fuck you doing holstering it again?
Sadly anime and reality aren't on speaking terms no more. In anime it's just taken to absurdity. You got these people fucking slashing apart bullets and buildings with that shit nevermind physics, distance, or basic fucking logic. The Awakened world flip flops between the two. Striking from your sheath offers no inherent advantage but it's a condition, and ritual magic loves conditions like that. Point is, what you're seeing now is the anime kind of situation and Magnum von Chainsaw puts the fucking
nuke in
nukitsuke.
Your black arrow? Fucking gone. Demolished. Annihilated. In an instant he drew his fist from his pocket, and in that same instant he punched, this pillar of sheer force slamming down on the arrow, the stage splintering and burning with nuclear hellfire as its reinforced fragments rend tear at you like shrapnel.
The impact forces you off-balance as he draws his other fist, IRRESISTIBLE CRUSHING MIGHT CRASHING FORWARD INTO HIS OWN FACE.
Wait what?
Yeah so he kinda just iaijutsu punches himself in the face and flips into the the air. Is, is this some kind of weird taunt? Some kinda evasive maneuver? You can't really tell but he seems as shocked as you are and he actually has taken damage from his blow.
He grits his teeth and narrows his eyes, readying for your counterattack.
Shef, you feel him straining against your control, trying to figure a way out. You feel something else too, straining with him. The hell, is there some sort of other compul- oh, right shit, did the Summoner give him an order too? That would explain it. You'd overpower him completely if it weren't for that, though it seems even with that it takes an awful lot of effort to resist. A wrestling match with his own body, bad enough by itself, even worse with him facing down Yuki, and with the bullet in his stomach, he's not freeing himself of that anytime so-
Your vision explodes into stars, your illusion collapses, and the world seems to spin.
"<Gotcha.>"Piercing the floorboards. Piercing out of the ground to strike you, is a rolled up newspaper. She's beneath you! There's passages under the seating!
A ring of cleavers erupt around you, a prison of blades. Seven cleavers forged of light. Seven cleavers ready to burst.
"<Incinerate.>"This is bad. Yeah no shit. How the hell did she track you anyways? Hard to tell but your best guess is she yeah, used the anthrax to track you. No way she could've tracked the shot. Couldn't have been something she could normally do - you'd think she'd have saved her comrades if she could sense you. No, this is probably related to those three decrees. A heightening of her capabilities. Yeah, sounds about right.
White phosphorous and anthrax are gonna spew out from well, all of them. You're winded, your body's shaking, reverberating with the newspaper's impact. You're not going to be able to make an airtight portal barrier. An expulsor might be able to force the powder away but Sera will likely just hit you again, keep you on the defensive, crush you with that cleaver.
Damn it all. What can you do? What can you use?
You have two grenades, the frag probably won't do much. The binding, maybe you could bind the both of you? Try and go for a portal trick shot with your blade when you're both unable to move? You've got that manipulator in Magnum too, control, limited control of his might, and that remaining nuclear arrow of his. You've got plastic explosives, enough to cause some internecine havoc. You've got clothing damage rounds too, not loaded, but maybe you can make something work with them too. Set them off or something. Oh also y'know Yuki. The girl with the chainsaw who can heal and teleport.
Faith, Minato, you guys just hear this commotion and turn around to see a ring of glowy blades erupt around Shef. Also for some reason he's shirtless. Also, and this is kinda off-topic but,
damn the guy takes care of himself.
Shef
Status: Quite hurt, shirtless, anthrax-induced cough, winded, stunned (having trouble moving his body), 7 cached portals
World Line: 6 4 5 6 1 5 3 3 1 2
Alterations: 2.5
Resolve: 2
Yuki
Status: Slightly hurt, HEAVENLY AEGIS, burning, anthrax-induced shortness of the breath and coughing, CHAIN LIGHTNING
World Line: 1 3 1 6 2 5 4 5 5 5
Alterations: 5
Resolve: 3
Sera
Status: Fine, lower torso clothing broken, dress and leggings are broken, ordered thrice to hunt down Shef
Details: Under the seating beneath Shef, summoning a ring of cleavers to burn Shef
MAGNUM VON CHAINSAW
Status: Very badly hurt, LIMITER OFF, flipping through the air, ordered to defeat Yuki
Details: Trying to wrest enough control over his body to counter Yuki's next attack
A Dagger to the Heart
A geis set by the Eccentric Novelist. The Exasperated Adventuress is impervious to all harm save for that which is inflicted by the blade of Shef's Regalia. A single clean hit will do, but nothing else will stop her.
Freeshooter's Roulette
A geis set by the Eccentric Novelist. The Effervescent Archer has seven arrows. Six obey her will. The seventh will bring ruin. She has already fired three arrows.
Swan Song
A geis set by the Eccentric Novelist. The Eclectic Summoner may perform a soliloquy when he is defeated, commanding his summons one last time.
Sera basically did the same thing Faith did in the Man of Steel fight. Best way to avoid her would've been to use portals to keep on shifting locations. That or get Yuki to take the fight outside (or portal her out).
Also ironically, making a shirt of out explosives might've actually helped for this situation as a sort of improvised reactive armor. So clearly you should follow every dumbass piece of advice I throw at you from now on!