MinatoMinato: 4
Urbane Evoker: 4, Hyper[4], Resolve
Fifteen blades spiral forth. Twelve find their mark plunging into your armor. Hurts, but not as much as you're expecting. With the power she's sunk into them they must serve some other purpose, some kind of leverage for more magic, a delayed threat.
Well, unless that threat is coming in the next five seconds it'll be too damn late.
That blast wasn't a dodge, you'd have blown far more to dodge. No this, this is just an adjustment, Gleipnir lashes out but naturally she dodges, guiding the chain away while stepping to the side. Another forgery burns and the flames of wrath ignite once more. Luin Celtchar lunges, rushing for her heart that is, til it crashes into her barrier.
It's small shield, a magical circle circle conjured to stop the blow. Not the most coverage, but a fair amount of power. Enough to stop the charge at least. Enough for her guide the spear away, grab it by the shaft and jam it to the ground. Light courses through your chains as they wrap around her arms, those sword-catching ridges working against her as you go for the slam. She's, well she's not fast, but she thinks quickly - looping the chain around Celtchar she jams your slam and pivots, using the motion of the chain and a little bit of magic to spin her heel into a roundhouse kick aimed right for your throat. She's forcing an opening, getting ready to summon, and presumably to exploit those batarangs she jammed into you.
Good try, but this is already checkmate, she's strapped to a fucking powderkeg and you've got a lighter. Sure she could probably boost that shield of hers, absorb the blast, but it'll be taxing and you're still here with sword and shield in hand. At that point it won't matter what summon she's got up her sleeve. It simply won't matter.
Minato
Status: Fairly hurt, Durandal, Rho Aias (4 rings remaining), Luin Celtchair (clattering to the floor), 7 stockpiled units, Gleipnir (4x length, 2x strength, binding the Urbane Evoker), 12 batarangs embeded
World Line: 3 4 2 6 5 3 6 6 1 5
Alterations: 0.5
Resolve: 0
Urbane Evoker
Status: Quite hurt, Active Summon: N/A, 3 motes, staff has been dropped, Sobek is sealed and cannot be used for the rest of the battle, bound
Well, certainly didn't expect you to mop up this quickly.
Shef and YukiShef: 4, Hyper[5]
Yuki: 3, Hyper[6]
Exasperated Adventuress: 5, Hyper[3]
Effervescent Archer: 3, Hyper[3]
Eccentric Novelist: 6, ? ? ?
Eclectic Summoner: 6, Hyper[3]
Righto so Yuki, you brandish your chainsaw and charge straight forward. The Adventuress appears by your side for a split second, retrieving her sword but you pay her no heed. You cannot harm her. The Summoner, he's a little more pliable.
"<Little girl, I will not let you.>"A voice calls up from the rafters, and an arrow lances forth behind you. A portal opens, redirecting it and driving it forward at the Summoner instead, turning savior into killer. Or at least manslaughter. That was the plan anyways.
"<Ah, a portal. But it will not be so easy, for the freeshooter's arrows must obey their will.>"The arrow suddenly nosedives, landing between the Summoner's legs and just fucking drilling into the stage, detonating a blast that launches the boy up and onto the scaffolding above a mere instant before your chainsaw cleaves through the dust left in his wake.
"<And so the chamber spins once more, four rounds now remain, three blessed, one cursed. What comes next, only the norns can tell. Lé cue-dan cu-at-tro fle-chas magi-cas. Trés lé o-be-de-ken. Uno o-be-de-ke el me-leeg-no!>"Shef, that portal was more an afterthought. Yuki can handle herself for the most part. You, you're not entirely sure anymore, not with that condition. You ain't exactly the best knife fighter in the world and even if you could hold your own the Adventuress' superior reach could easily prove to be your undoing. You gotta even the odds, besides fighting fair is for fools and dead men. Enchantments weave through your bullet, the essence of compulsion, the essence of your Requiem, that peculiar power that marked the death of your mundane existence if not your mundane life.
The manipulator round explodes forth, steel becoming light, becoming energy becoming fury.
Wait, why is it- You've got to be fucking kidding, did you mix up the magaz-
"<KYAAAAAA->"That never is a good sound is it? The round nails the Adventuress in the gut right as she teleports exploding in a flash of light and scatter of shredded fabric, leaving a perfectly circular hole in its wake. It's a good thing that she's not especially well-endowed because that's basically the only reason what remains of her shirt can still cover her chest.
Shock and indignation flash through her eyes as she teleports forth, her hand closes around the newspaper sword and it just erupts up parrying your exoarm. To your surprise you find the impact of your blow has knocked the sword out of her hand, but it's obviously just a setup and her next action proves those suspicions correct - she teleports to the sword, now further back and out of her reach but well within her, sending that massive cleaver crashing down. It's a bit of an awkward swing, the embarrassment is throwing her off her gave and she's instinctively trying to cover her midriff as she swings, but the sheer force of the swing does make up for it, as does its
unusual properties. It made at the end of its reach, but the cleaving slash doesn't come from the sword, no, it's completely dissociated from it, a radiant arc that tears through the air from right behind you. A vicious arc so large you have to spring open three caches just to to get it the fuck away from you.
Right, that's going to be a problem. And you blew a golden opportunity too. Your gun's still loaded with clothing damage rounds so it probably won't be too effective at staggering. Meaning you're stuck relying on your portals, your requiem, and... well... maybe you could put those bullets to use after all. It'll be much harder to fight you if she's stuck covering herself...
Meanwhile, Yuki's stray arrow snakes up the scaffolding, twisting up onto the rafters above but...
"<I see what you're trying to do miss! But you don't wanna come up here, and I'll show you why! Guardian of the sacred valley, sentinel who stands before catastrophe! By my first decree, I commandeth thee, abandon ye post and rise to my side!>"Another rune and another pulse of energy. This one's a new rune, similar design though - three segments traced on the back of his hand, one segment burning away as he makes his command. Light and fury explode within his grasp, radiant smoke and crackling energy as
something answers his call, something cheap, white, and warm.
Yuki, you're feeling a bit of breeze below now.
"<Jerry, what the fuck?>""<Return her panties at once!>""<Yeah! Return her- Wait, why do you care?>""<That little girl is strong. I want to fight her, but how can I if she won't come up here?>""<Hey, I'm just doing what it takes to win, you all saw her she slice that truck in half! I'm not going up against that!>""<But I will. O' cursed arrow, retrieve the small girl's panties.>"Hey uh, remember that arrow the archer shot up before the fight even began? Well, now its streaking back down to earth seeking to tear your panties out of the summoner's hands in a blaze of nuclear hellfire. You have the sinking feeling she'll be sending them your way soon enough, and while you appreciate the thought you're not sure you've got enough Reinforcement magic to save them from the arrow.
Oh also blushing furiously (with an emphasis on furiously), the Adventuress sweeps her cleaver at Shef in a wide slash, letting go of the handle and letting the it fly forwards a bit further, secured to her wrist by a ribbon, a range boost of sorts.
Shef, so she's doing that and uh you smell something sort of like garlic. Something you know isn't garlic. And a pretty good sign that bad news is coming, a sort of smell that comes back to your arms dealing days - the smell of white phosphorous.
Shef
Status: Fine, 7 cached portals, RAM is loaded with clothing damage rounds
World Line: 6 6 5 4 3 4 4 6 2 5
Alterations: 4
Resolve: 2
Yuki
Status: Fine, panties are missing, FULL AEGIS, Chain Lightning
World Line: 5 5 5 6 5 5 1 3 4 5
Alterations: 3.5
Resolve: 3
Exasperated Adventuress
Status: Fine, lower torso clothing broken
Details: Swinging her cleaver by the ribbon and activating its white phosphorous aspect
Effervescent Archer
Status: Fine
Details: Commanding an arrow to swoop down and tear Yuki's panties out of the Eclectic Summoner's hands
Eccentric Novelist
Status: Fine
Details: Staring and drooling
Eclectic Summoner
Status: Fine
Details: Waving around Yuki's panties atop the rafters like a fucking madman, also probably liable to eat a Freedom Beam
A Dagger to the Heart
A geis set by the Eccentric Novelist. The Exasperated Adventuress is impervious to all harm save for that which is inflicted by the blade of Shef's Regalia. A single clean hit will do, but nothing else will stop her.
Freeshooter's Roulette
A geis set by the Eccentric Novelist. The Effervescent Archer has seven arrows. Six obey her will. The seventh will bring ruin. She has already fired three arrows.
Massive thanks to Elf for helping me with the incantation!
FaithFirstly, WHAT THE FUCK SHEF? Why does he even have those? Oh God, why do they even sell those? Do they sell those? Is it better if they sold actual ecchi clothing damage bullets? Or would it be better if Shef fucking obtains them through some shady connections somehow?
Also, those are Yuki's panties! The summoner just fucking stole Yuki's panties! You don't know what kinda panties Yuki wears, or at least, you didn't until now, but you could sense the summoning magic coming from under Yuki's skirt as he did that summoning. Actually, now that you think about it, you feel some of that magic resonating in Yuki as he used that rune. That same magic you felt in the truck. He must have some sort of magical leverage over her.
MinatoRight so with that all wrapped up (and after blasting and swording the rest of that melee a trois into submission) you find yourself walking through Pavilion Square and its bustling markets. That is until you come across an otherworldly theater jammed in what appears to be the most questionable zoning decision ever. Eh fuck it, you're up for a show. You walk in through the steps up into the amphitheater, the stage rising up into view and wait, is that Shef-
Holy shit did he just blow half that girl's shirt off? Wait, Yuki's there too! Why's that boy swinging a pair of panties up in the rafters? What the fuck is even happening here?