"You'd be surprised what you can do with the right materials, but I suppose we don't have a whole ton of time, huh? I was thinking of those silicone mousepads and stuff, they wouldn't feel exactly like the real thing but with the right other materials they could avert a possible close call by making the disguise more physical. Of course for that we'd also have to deal with your waist..." She considers. "They might sell corsets for that here, but no guarantees. They might sell bras that are pre-padded for crossplay or magically give you the requisite features, too, which would help with the disguise even more, but are probably expensive. Anyway, looking at underwear and cute things with your bestie is, like, the most teenage girl thing ever, right? You have a girl running around buying guns and grenades and doing that kind of stuff, that's out of the ordinary, and sounds like they're not actually a normal teenage girl, but if they're also going around looking at bras, cute stuffed animals, crepes, that kind of thing, well, they might just be a military otaku, right? Also, what's your name, then, Bestie? And you should smile, you're out shopping with your friend, riiight?" She draws out the last word, winking at him playfully. At this point, she suddenly grabs his arm, turning to look at a nearby stall of plushies, commenting on how one of them was super cute, don't you think? Meanwhile, she'd Clocked Up just a little for the reaction boost and was looking around in her peripheral vision to see if anyone had noticed their little escapade and was following them.