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[Empiricist]

Shef
He jots it down for you. Instruction wise, you at least don't see anything wrong save for the fact that these instructions are expecting maybe like a madman or some impersonator coming to crash the party or cause a ruckus. It's not going to deal with a full on supernatural assault which unfortunately is exactly what you're anticipating. it's a bit of an egg-shell model this one, they have a thorough authentication process at the entrances, but past that, if you're in, they'll assume you belong here. And you, as a person with portal magic know this may not be the case.

Noriko
"We wouldn't really want to impose... we did drop by unannounced so you really don't have to-"
"Ooh! I'll have a strawberry shortcake please! ^o^"
"KILL."

[Chevaleresse]

Noriko blinked. "Uh, shortcake? I don't really have the ingredients _{or the time} for that." She wondered why she bothered even having expectations for people at this rate. "I was just going to make some ramen, or something."

[Empiricist]

Noriko
"Well, if you insist, how about I could something instead? The host shouldn't have to cook for unannounced guests, besides, I always wanted to take that appliance out for a spin." _(Vendelin)

[Chevaleresse]

"That would be fine by me. I'll help if I can, though." She felt like it would be rude to not give something back in return, even if this whole thing was unannounced (and not exactly welcome in certain cases.) She would never admit it, but new furniture was something she had been needing in a pretty bad way.

[Empiricist]

Noriko
"Great! Let's see what you have in the fridge first." _(Vendelin)
"Hey you've got a little brother here too right? We aren't inconveniencing him are we?" _(Fleur)

[Chevaleresse]

"He's a little shy, so he might just want to hole up in his room until you guys leave." Noriko frowned for a moment. She should have considered that. How could she forget about Kouta? Wait. . . Fleur brought -
Noriko had to restrain herself from impaling one of her houseguests, as her adoptive little brother's legs stuck out from a box full of implements that no child his age should even know about, much less be in close physical contact with. As it were, she had to restrain herself from leaping over as fast as she could and breaking some of her new furniture in the process to rescue him.

[Empiricist]

Noriko
Evi quickly reaches down and helps pull the boy out. "Do you know what those are? No? Good. Stay away from them."
"I-I'm so sorry!"

[Strider03]

If their responsibility had been anything other than what it was, Shef would have insisted on a number of changes. But as it was, the other guests weren't a priority, and the possibility of impersonators and human assailants wasn't a big deal. Even so, while they had bag checks and such for the guests, if they didn't have the same for staff, that was a significant security hole.

The problem was, it was one day before the event, so it was impossible to impose any wide changes. "Are there bag checks for employees and staff?" After he'd received an answer, Shef would thank him and exit the room, and head back into the main area.

[Twinwolf]

"I don't think there are technically any laws against being an evil vampire. Buuut if that red circle is blood, then what you did to get it is probably illegal. Either you cut someone else (that's assault or murder), cut an animal (that's animal cruelty), or yourself (which isn't a crime but it would be my civic duty to drag you to a hospital). Annnd, if you're doing something evil with the weird magic circle, that's probably also illegal. And also what you did with those monster things just now. I don't actually think that's illegal but it looked freaky. Soooo in short, there are reasonable odds you're doing something illegal."

[Empiricist]

Shef
"Yes."

Yuki
"But... and hear me out on this, what if I made the blood, with magic? That's not illegal is it? And besides that was totally self defense, you saw them running over pointing their fancy guns and everything right? C'mon don't you trust me?"

[Chevaleresse]

Kouta just seemed sort of shook, shrinking back once he was freed of the box of strange, unfamiliar implements and unsure of whether he should retreat back to his room.

"It's not YOUR fault," she said, pointedly not looking at the culprit.

[Empiricist]

Noriko
It is at this point that Elly skips over to the box and just fucking pulls out one of the devices. "Oh! It's a back massager! I've got one of these at home~☆ It's really good!"
"KILL?"
"Especially for stiff shoulders!"

[Chevaleresse]

"Elly, no, that's not-" She nearly clapped a hand over her mouth. How was she supposed to explain that it wasn't just a back massager, without letting on (even more than she had already) that she knew what the thing was actually for. "I don't think it's actually a back massager."
"U-um, a massager sounds nice. . ."
"Damnit."

[Empiricist]

Noriko
"But it's even called a back massager!"
Fleur leans in and whispers something into her ear.
"Huh? Really?! I thought it was an expensive necktie! I was going to buy one as a present! >__<"

[Chevaleresse]

"Kouta, please don't touch anything in that box, or that came out of that box." The whispering concerned her, though at the very least it seemed something had been avoided. ". . . Anyways, uh, how's the stove(?) working?"