Faith: 3, Resolve
Minato: 6, Hyper[6], Hyper[R]
Noriko: 6, Hyper[R]
Shef: 6
Yoake: 5, Hyper[R]
Yuki: 4
The Man of Steel: 3, Hyper[4]
Literally Forty Million Zombies: 4
Okay so Faith in her terror, manages to feel something other than the crushing despair inside her soul, namely the crushing despair
outside her soul, currently trying to crush Stalin's balls (along with the rest of his existence) like some kind of emo metaphysical vice. She points that out. Twice actually, at Winter's behest, the second time from a couple paces to the side. From the two gestures Winter traces two lines, and from those two lines she gets a set of coordinates. Coordinates for Yoake.
So in an interesting role reversal, Minato finds himself getting grabbed by a pair of breasts and yanked into deep space in an ordeal that is equal parts bewildering, confusing, and terrifying, as in, more so than usual with Yoake. When their little jaunt ends, he finds himself being hurled bodily towards Stalin.
Congratulations, you've caught him. His pants are down, his dick's out, figuratively on both counts thankfully, and with a pull of his lever, Minato explodes forwards, aiming to make sure he won't be capable of doing either. But, you know how that song and dance goes. Soon as he kicks, his target seemingly teleports behind him, bringing his sickle down on the lad's neck. So, he's found a counter for teleports eh? That flanking move, it's not just a cheap opener, it's there to counter things like Yuki's teleport and Yoake's Interstellar Butt. Doesn't work against Gungnir though, and with a little twist of causality, Minato's kick rends up the Aramitama's torso and detonates somewhere in his upper chest. There's, a lot of blood, and screaming, and Minato's pretty sure the Man of Steel's missing his nards now.
That being said, he's pretty sure his mech's missing like, most of the actuators in its leg, and a good deal of the integration mediators are completely fried. Projection enhancement system's still green but mobility-wise the suit's deadweight now.
With Minato away and Faith too terrified to fight, crowd control duty falls to Noriko. The skies certainly dark with thousands of giant spears crashing down onto the battlefield. Well, not quite crashing - they're aimed, Noriko's aiming them all, her dire winds howling across the battlefield, feeling out everything before her, the spears, their trajectories, a certain attractive coworker's naked-
...
You know what? If there's anything she's learned today, it's that if God exists, he's a goddamn pervert.
So the horde's structure is just, all messed up. The tidal wave hasn't halted but blood is flowing down into the cracked earth, corpses are being, less impaled more, getting smashed to pieces, and the sheer force of the impacts are spreading ripple through the horde. All in all, with the targets mindless and in disarray Shef couldn't hope for a better target. Doesn't even need to raise his weapon, just fucking stares down the horde, barking threats and commands at ragged horde. It's a game of chicken against a fucking tsunami, and the tsunami's the one that blinks. The waning wave splits as it surges forwards, becoming two roaring streams in a V-shape that surrounds his group yet doesn't even come close to touching them. Not yet at least.
Yuki uses this time to heal. Faith was her priority right now, and if she's so shook, then she'll be her bulwark. Cuts and scrapes vanish from her body as her divine barrier continues to build. She readies her chainsaw, the air around her filling with killing intent as she waits for the horde to make their first move.
Satoshi holsters her revolver and takes off her scarf, the fabric wraps around her free arm, as a length of it extends and sharpens, an animated blade, readying to strike.
Y'know those old kung fu movies where the jackass minions just fuck about around the star jumping at them like one at a time like a buncha dumb assholes? That's basically what happens here. The entire horde's charging at you going with bayonet stabs, flying vaulting kicks, and wild hook punches, but they're not dog-piling you either. There's gotta still be several million left still, but even with Shef mind-controlling them en massse you're gonna need to take the offensive or you'll be stucking these dipshits for the rest of the damn week.
Minato and Yoake are facing a similar situation with the back end of the horde spinning back around to back up their wounded master. Who is currently trying inject himself with the healing potions using his bear limb, as he sweeps his eyebeams at the pair over and over again. Two large shadowy limbs sprout from his wounded chest and grab hammer and sickle. Slamming the weapons together, energy arcs everywhere as he readies to clash the weapons against their next approach.
Faith
Status: Fine, HEAVENLY AEGIS x2, Negative Emotion mode
World Line: 4 1 4 1 2 4 6 5 2 3
Alterations: 1+
Resolve: 0
Minato
Status: Fine (but his mech's head is slightly damaged, its frontal armor is partially melted and currently weakened by heat, actuators in one of its leg are completely gone, and some of the integration mediators are fried), Durandal, Rho Ais is somewhat damaged, 8 stockpiled units, furious
World Line: 4 1 2 1 4 4 2 1 5 9
Alterations: 0
Resolve: 1
Noriko
Status: Fine, HEAVENLY Aegis, sexually frustated for one more turn
World Line: 4 4 5 6 1 1 6 1 6 6
Alterations: 3
Resolve: 2
Shef
Status: Fine, HEAVENLY AEGIS, 8x Cache
World Line: 2 3 5 1 4 1 3 2 2 4
Alterations: 1
Resolve: 3
Yoake
Status: Fine, HEAVENLY AEGIS, 9x Heat Butt
World Line: 6 5 3 3 2 4 3 5 1 4
Alterations: 2
Resolve: 1
Yuki
Status: Somewhat hurt, GUIDANCE OF THE MOON, some shielding, naked, berserk
World Line: 4 6 5 4 3 2 4 3 4 2
Alterations: 5
Resolve: 3
Satoshi
Status: Fine
The Man of Steel
Status: Left shoulder and arm have been blown off and replaced by a bear-like mass of blood and shadow, light spear wound to the left side, right metallic arm is is severed, great bloody rifts have been torn into his torso and exploded open, bullet wound to the right shoulder, right side is battered, there's a massive wound going from his grown to his upper chest, his chest has been blown open, Piercing Insecurities, has three healing potions and two of Ren's accuracy boosters
Literally Forty Million Zombies
Status: Greatly depleted, a few several million left to go, infighting
Satoshi
The 26th President of the United States of America, armed with kinetically enchanted flagpole that can alter its own dimensions. Well-versed in multiple martial arts and possessing willpower so strong it crystallized into a Godforged Regalia.
Godforged Regalia - The Strenuous Life
Godforged Relia of Theodore Roosevelt, increases relevant parameters of its wielder and all their allies to counteract all negative factors against them.
Congratulations, your foe had considered the possibility of teleport strikes, but had no idea Minato had something else that could ensure his attack would hit and was caught completely off-guard.
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