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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2355 on: May 16, 2017, 10:46:58 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2356 on: May 16, 2017, 11:04:53 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2357 on: May 16, 2017, 11:50:39 am »

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Hopefully we can avoid a major conflict. We lost a shit-ton of people.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2358 on: May 16, 2017, 12:05:58 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2359 on: May 16, 2017, 12:11:08 pm »

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The khanate is coming.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2360 on: May 16, 2017, 12:11:53 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2361 on: May 16, 2017, 01:03:28 pm »

You declare the end of emergency, releasing the draftees to their homes, but you also order taxes raised to secure a supply of money just in case.

984 AD, Spring

While you're sipping your wine and reading a book of comedies, your second wife is sewing a scarf for little Wynn.

"Have you heard," She speaks up suddenly. "That your son and heir Atan is enamored with this Ogna from the north?"

"What Oinna?"

"Oh, she is one of the other cousins of your liege, King Eón. He's been cultivating the relationship since last year when they met by chance. Surely you have something to say about it?"

"Of course!" You say:

A) "He won't be marrying without my approval. I think I should find him a proper bride already."
B) "He can marry whomever he wants, though, I won't interfere."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2362 on: May 16, 2017, 01:05:24 pm »

No opinion on this one, but I do wonder if our son Wynn has helped recover our relationship with our current wife.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2363 on: May 16, 2017, 01:18:27 pm »

No opinion on this one, but I do wonder if our son Wynn has helped recover our relationship with our current wife.

He is product of that repair, mostly ;v

She married a war hero, but Estwalf hardly did any war-heroing after marrying her, so when he won the war of heresies, they banged and now Ygwylla loves her war hero once again.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2364 on: May 16, 2017, 01:43:36 pm »

A So we have Atan the boring son as our heir. Ok. Well if your heir then we will be deciding who you marry or you won't be get married until we're dead. Which means we will be you and we'll still decide who you marry.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2365 on: May 16, 2017, 01:44:31 pm »

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Historically, we dote on our children. Let he boy remember his aged father fondly.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2366 on: May 16, 2017, 01:46:54 pm »

Dude is 22, about time he got down to the work of continuing the dynasty.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2367 on: May 16, 2017, 01:53:30 pm »

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What could happen?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2368 on: May 16, 2017, 01:56:39 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2369 on: May 16, 2017, 02:08:44 pm »

You decide not to interfere.

984 AD, Mid-Spring

Atulak Khanate has fallen into pieces!

The shocking news are brought by the Kiwi travellerss, who report that the sons of Atulak has killed each other mere days after their father's funeral. This has left the Khanate in state of power vacuum and already at least several minor tribal chieftains are vying for power. In the east of the Khanate, the Kiwi royal family has seized the opportunity and is rising against their ex-oppressors.

Few days later you receive two envoys; one from the Kiwis, and there's also one from Damdamian Republic.

"Which shall we let in first, my liege?" You tell the guard to open the door for...

A) Damdamian envoy.
B) Kiwi messenger.
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