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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2055 on: April 28, 2017, 04:18:13 pm »

A

We've tested our useless children and they've gone and wasted our army. Now let's see if we can do better.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2056 on: April 28, 2017, 04:27:08 pm »

You decide to stop sitting at the rear and finally join the conflict of religions. The ecstatic messenger leaves to inform Atan.

Before that, you let the Archpriest's envoy come in.

"Greetings, Grand Duke of Estwalf, the Lizardslayer, the Master Tactician, the Good Ruler of Tven! The Archpriest offers the assistance of Pantheonist warrior-priests and the support of the faithful."

"For what in exchange?"

"There are several things you could do to convince the Archpriest..." The envoy then lists several ideas, and you come up with a couple your own...

A) Convert to Pantheonism along with your family.
B) Make Pantheonism a state religion in place of Singularism and/or its derivatives.
C) Promise to rebuild the Grand Temple of Luathbas, which was ruined in early 900s.
D) Agree to donate money to the Pantheonist temples for next three years.
E) Persuade Lametanians to finally accept Pantheonism in their lands.
F) Accept Pantheonist clergy into Army ranks, allowing for religious units to be formed.
G) ...or just decline the offer.

//Pick 2 options. Bolded options will tickle the Archpriest extra good! Pick just 'G' if you wanna reject the whole thing.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2017, 04:34:34 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2057 on: April 28, 2017, 04:31:26 pm »

Don't we have the option to reject?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2058 on: April 28, 2017, 04:32:45 pm »

Oh good. Just what we need. A third religion joining in with this religious war. I'm sure that'll result in a happy ending.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2059 on: April 28, 2017, 04:34:15 pm »

I like C and F, if we're gonna pick a religious side to take here, Pantheonists are nice, reliable and wonderfully traditional. Plus it's a shame to leave a Grand Temple ruined like that, and Commissars of the God of Thunder sound like an awesome idea. No reason we can't have literal Sacred Bands running around if you're not forced to convert, right?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2060 on: April 28, 2017, 04:34:54 pm »

Don't we have the option to reject?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2061 on: April 28, 2017, 04:36:37 pm »

Oh good. Just what we need. A third religion joining in with this religious war. I'm sure that'll result in a happy ending.

At this point we might as well pick a side so at least somebody doesn't hate us. If the third religion is joining our side, and the other two are already against us, I see only benefit in the short run.

C is Obvious. We have money to throw at at things.
F equals more troops. Which we need.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2062 on: April 28, 2017, 04:37:51 pm »

A
C

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« Last Edit: April 28, 2017, 04:46:42 pm by Prophet »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2063 on: April 28, 2017, 04:38:24 pm »

CF
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2064 on: April 28, 2017, 04:40:56 pm »

CF

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2065 on: April 28, 2017, 04:47:43 pm »

B
F

« Last Edit: April 28, 2017, 07:33:11 pm by Prophet »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2066 on: April 28, 2017, 04:47:58 pm »

C F
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2067 on: April 28, 2017, 04:48:57 pm »

Of the options that involve us accepting, I guess CF is the least offensive.
But just to keep the option on the table, I'm going to vote

G
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2068 on: April 28, 2017, 05:04:48 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2069 on: April 28, 2017, 05:42:11 pm »

Wait stahhp! Don't vote F! Guess what happens next time we go on an "everyone is equal here" decision in terms of faith: those religious units will be a giant pain in the ass if they ever rebel! Plus its a big step away from our so far equal opportunity dealings in terms of religion and moves us towards a militant pantheonist stance.

C is definetly a reasonable thing, we are just rebuilding something that was there beforehand anyway.
i'd say we go for E aka the Lametanians, because that puts religious turmoil in other countries and doesn't cost us that much.

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