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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1935 on: April 26, 2017, 02:43:59 pm »

So, quick question, what do the "XtoY" rolls mean?

5to6 for example means that no matter if you roll a 5 or 6, it will be the same outcome. I'm using these mostly for economy-related stuff like I did with goldmine revenues in old Luathbas or the glass-gems trade here ;v
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1936 on: April 26, 2017, 02:45:18 pm »

(Haspen explained what happened on IRC)
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15:40   <Hatkitty>: first I rolled a 1 on him which meant death, but decided to be nice and rng gave me a 6 instead
15:40   <Hatkitty>: so I decided to combine these
15:41   <Hatkitty>: for failure and epic overshoot kinda result

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1937 on: April 26, 2017, 02:46:49 pm »

C.  He clearly brought this on himself.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1938 on: April 26, 2017, 02:48:20 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1939 on: April 26, 2017, 02:50:37 pm »

At least if he survives, he'll be a bit more worldly. Even if he was forced to travel the world on a desperate fleeing attempt.
I heard that ""fun"" adventures in foreign lands usually impart life lessons and personal development on those involved.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1940 on: April 26, 2017, 02:57:16 pm »

I heard that ""fun"" adventures in foreign lands usually impart life lessons and personal development on those involved.

Clearly, Ulan's journey is grade A anime plot. "Adventures of Northern Prince" sound nice.



You demand of Spymaster that he sends his agents to the eastern end of the world if it is required to bring Ulan back!

After you calm down a bit, you return to throne room and have the Dahnian diplomat let in.

"Greetings, fair Duke! My master King Eón has sent me to find the source for certain glassware items he received from his grand-aunt one day as a gift and apparently, they originated from your lands! Therefore I come to ask you whether you would be interested in selling these marvelous glass items to Dahnia." You politely explain to him that you're not producing them, and that you're just exchanging them for locally mined gemstones with Damdamians.

"Truly, that is some news. Still, I'm here to procure glassware. Would you be interested in acting as King Eón's proxy to obtain a profitable glassware deal with the Damdamians?"

A) "But of course, if that will earn my liege's good will!"
B) "But of course - if King Eón is willing to pay the proxy some coin sometimes."
B) "No, we're not interested."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1941 on: April 26, 2017, 03:01:01 pm »

A. With the conspiracies brewing, we want our King to like us more than he likes the other guy.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1942 on: April 26, 2017, 03:02:26 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1943 on: April 26, 2017, 03:05:13 pm »

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Assuming this goes well, I suspect Eon will be very pleased with us, especially considering our help with the pirates. I don't think he will be able to turn down a call for aid, so I think we should jump on the next opportunity to start a war that we get. Estwalf should have at least one more great campaign before old age claims him!

Hopefully we get the options to do this, but I can see us uniting our relatives by naming Salus heir if we don't find Ulan, and then calling upon both our son and our king to conqueror Cedowell with the might of three armies.
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« Reply #1944 on: April 26, 2017, 03:09:57 pm »

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« Reply #1945 on: April 26, 2017, 03:13:46 pm »

Hmm. I am somewhat concerned that even with this gesture, Eon may still regard us suspiciously. Our realm is almost the same size as his, after all.
Still. I suppose this act of kindness may discourage him from conspiring against us, even if it's just a little bit.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1946 on: April 26, 2017, 03:14:06 pm »

A, we don't want to be that vassal with too much land that every liege wants to depose and destroy the titles of.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1947 on: April 26, 2017, 03:14:19 pm »

A I don't think we have ever had the option to peacefully merge our nation with another. At least it wouldn't let us do so with Kiwi when our kid had the chance of being put up for election as emperor of Kiwi and we did have to choose a different heir than Salus [Salus was our firstborn right?] so I wouldn't count on it. Would be cool if it could happen though. Though we would have to switch our title to king of Lauthbas of course! I think would have a lot of old Lauthbas under our control if that happened By the way the our kid could have possibly been elected emperor of Kiwi thing happened in the original thread. [Right? My memory isn't failing me is it?]
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1948 on: April 26, 2017, 03:21:35 pm »

By the way the our kid could have possibly been elected emperor of Kiwi thing happened in the original thread. [Right? My memory isn't failing me is it?]

He could have if he wasn't brutally murdered for being a possible heir. Lametania was a different case since Salus was the closest thing to a legitimate heir they could find after almost the entire royal family died horribly in an accident.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1949 on: April 26, 2017, 03:32:27 pm »

B I like the cash more then I like the goodwill. Fickle as it may be.
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