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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM+: GAME OVER  (Read 111841 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1800 on: April 25, 2017, 09:14:21 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1801 on: April 25, 2017, 10:07:11 am »

You dispense part of your riches to fund proper equipment and materials for the young students, who promise to do their best and not blow up things on accident.

978 AD, Winter

One of Singularist priestesses found your daughter, Tisa, 'befouling' a young priestess-initiate in the palatial storerooms! Entire court is already rumoring about the sexual 'tastes' of the young Princess, and the Singularist clergy is most offended - both because their laws are stricter than Pantheonist ones, and of course because they were embarassed by having a homosexual amongst their initiates.

They've already banished the initiate to the village she came from, and they await your judgement on your own daughter now.

A) It's just a phase. Tisa will grow out of it, just gotta convince the priests of that.
B) Tisa definitely should be punished. 100 days alone in a tower should do it.
C) Clearly she has been possessed by some lust demon. Time to call for exorcist!
D) Time to marry her off into some nobleman's family with no girls her age around.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1802 on: April 25, 2017, 10:09:04 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1803 on: April 25, 2017, 10:13:06 am »

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What, no option to kidnap the initiate and give her to our daughter as a gift?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1804 on: April 25, 2017, 10:15:06 am »

Uh, well, you see now, er...

B! It's not right to consensually befoul young priestess-initiates until you've got a country estate away from the prying eyes of the clergy and a series of discreet romantic friendships becoming of women young and old.


Nah, what am I saying, can't stay mad at our daughter for relatively minor indiscretions, can we? A!

Should still have a talk with her about this sort of thing though, maybe we could get her a country estate or something.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1805 on: April 25, 2017, 10:31:37 am »

Should still have a talk with her about this sort of thing though, maybe we could get her a country estate or something.

If this was a game where I could give this a +1, I would.

Hell, maybe we've been going about attracting a sorceress the wrong way...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1806 on: April 25, 2017, 10:33:57 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1807 on: April 25, 2017, 10:46:57 am »

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You have them convinced in less than an hour. You have one of the castle guards keep an eye and ear open about Tisa's 'escapades', if any.

978 AD, Midwinter

Revenues from gold mines arrive at your Treasury, as well as chests full of gemstones - mostly in red and green hues - from the dwarves. These are stockpiled and kept under guard till arrival of Damdamians next year.

978 AD, End of the Year

Once again, it is time for the scrolls.

Happiness: 6
Population: 7
Economy: 6
Army: 7

Them's good numbers, aren't they?

979 AD, Spring

Your relationship with your second wife is growing colder day by day. You rarely find entertainment in talking with her, and she welcomes you in her bed less frequently and less enthusiastically. Did she have a crush on you, but now after the years it lost the charm to her? Mayhaps.

A) Truly, sometimes relationships go this way. This will be only a formality, now.
B) Time to show how much I care! Let's commission artisans, clothiers and jewellers to get Ygwylla the most ornate and beautiful of dresses seen in all of Tven!
C) Mayhaps she resents me and just does not dare speak about it aloud? Mayhaps she wants a divorce?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1808 on: April 25, 2017, 10:57:26 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1809 on: April 25, 2017, 10:57:41 am »

B! Let's try to show her a gesture of appreciation before we go about asking very troubling questions.
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« Reply #1810 on: April 25, 2017, 11:44:54 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1811 on: April 25, 2017, 11:49:24 am »

C Would also be something like "Hey gurl, wats dah problen?"? Although this is medieval age it's yet too much to divorce without a talk. the ties aren't formed properly with our king. yet we could marry someone from abroad.

B Won't buy her truly, except with a good roll. And even maybe for some time. She wanted a war hero and didn't saw us waging war again.

A Hmm, isn't all arranged marriages a formality and loving ones rare? Just put some rules and hope nor Estwalf nor her get caught in an escapade or else.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1812 on: April 25, 2017, 12:06:58 pm »

You commission some renowned artisans to sew your wife an expensive dress.

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She accepts the gift but doesn't seem to appreciate nor like it, really.

A) Oh well.
B) DIVORCE!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1813 on: April 25, 2017, 12:18:58 pm »

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I remember the last time this happen, how it transformed a Good ruler into a Paranoid one :/
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1814 on: April 25, 2017, 12:24:18 pm »

A. Sort of wish there was a "talk like a goddamn normal human being" option
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