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NUKE9.13

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1740 on: April 24, 2017, 02:23:29 pm »

Glass is a wonderous substance. We should at the very least try to maintain the trade route. Who knows, perhaps the dwarves will be generous.
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And maybe whilst we're at it we can sell the Damdamians our flying pigs. Still, it's worth a shot.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1741 on: April 24, 2017, 02:41:19 pm »

A, B - let's see if the dwarves are up for some form of trade. Doesn't even have to be their best gemstones, mind you.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1742 on: April 24, 2017, 02:43:14 pm »

3 votes for each option!? '<.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1743 on: April 24, 2017, 02:51:47 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1744 on: April 24, 2017, 02:55:21 pm »

Changed to AB to solidify the decision.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1745 on: April 24, 2017, 03:02:05 pm »

You continue stockpiling copper while you also send an envoy to your son - he's the proxy in this deal, after all.

"Other gems, sire?" The Advisor quirks a brow at you. "Do you mean dwarven gems, from Zonalath mines?"

A) "Absolutely! Fetch the Marshal, we're about to conquer some gem mines!"
B) "Indeed! Send a messenger to the dwarves, we ought to negotiate their tax!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1746 on: April 24, 2017, 03:02:56 pm »

B

SO MUCH B. Don't fuck with the dwarves unless they fuck with you.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1747 on: April 24, 2017, 03:03:57 pm »

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« Reply #1748 on: April 24, 2017, 03:05:15 pm »

Yeah, let's not piss off the dwarves. Glass ain't worth the trouble that'd bring.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1749 on: April 24, 2017, 03:16:23 pm »

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« Reply #1750 on: April 24, 2017, 03:22:01 pm »

You send an envoy to the dwarves, too.

978 AD, Summer

They take their time before appearing, though.

Their delegation is comprised of half a dozen fat dwarves with shiny, round faces and extravagant cloaks. Clearly a trader caste.

"We have been summoned, thus we have come! You wish to negotiate the tax, and we're listening to your new proposal, althought we have to say that current agreement suits our interests very well."

A) "You will also add chest-fuls of your precious stones to the gold tax you're already paying every other year."
B) "I want some of your gemstones, too! On top of current tax, I demand you bring your jewels to my court every year!"
C) "Would you be interested in a switch? Gemstones every two years instead of simple coinage?"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1751 on: April 24, 2017, 03:23:41 pm »

A) "You will also add chest-fuls of your precious stones to the gold tax you're already paying."
B) "I want some of your gemstones, too! On top of current tax, I demand you bring your jewels to my court every year!"
C) "Would you be interested in a switch? Gemstones every two years instead of simple coinage?"

A: Bastard Option
B: Petulant Bastard Option with a Side of Bastard Sauce
C: Actually moderately sane.  <---
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1752 on: April 24, 2017, 03:24:34 pm »

C

Also, I can't tell which between A and B is supposed to be the more moderate option.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1753 on: April 24, 2017, 03:25:23 pm »

Let's not be greedy. We aren't charismatic, and a critical fail would be bad news.
It's not like we'll be losing anything by switching to gemstones. We trade the gemstones for glass, then sell the glass. The treasury remains as full as ever. One hopes.

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« Reply #1754 on: April 24, 2017, 03:26:20 pm »

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