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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1575 on: April 21, 2017, 02:48:27 pm »

A Sure. Also shocking suggestion here, but maybe instead of having the woman pop out a kid every 10 months and die in three years as per normal, since we don't need heirs we could try to keep her alive for a bit longer.

I've yet to see an option or 'Keep it in royal trousers' or 'get the royal advisor to purchase some cotton oil, penny royal extract, and a few intestine* condoms'.

*Hey, it works for the other kind of sausage.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1576 on: April 21, 2017, 03:00:23 pm »

B It's good to know that she like Estwalf, but she is just a fangirl (okay, closing ties with the superior is good but i don't know HOW closed the tie will be). Let the second wife be an proposal from abroad or someone that excel in something. Someone at least charismatic?

7 A ( bolded: 4 unbolded: 3)
2 B (counting my vote.)

Hmm, at least someone really liking Estwalf might not do something wrong.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1577 on: April 21, 2017, 03:04:47 pm »

U-unless THIS IS A PROPHECY.

The body draped in the banner signifies our people--Dahnian, but not within loyalties.

Ravens represent wisdom--in the least me drawing from Norse mythology in that manner (or at least my impression of it x.x)

Our advisor and his cousin denote this kind of sensibility, but we've never had someone like that betray us!

And...and something Ancient Terror!

Or it's just me being stressed. u_u

B because Lametania is a good ally :D


Edit: Wait this is some random courtier dude fellow who has no name, and some person named King Eon.
WHO IS THIS
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1578 on: April 21, 2017, 03:09:19 pm »

Edit: Wait this is some random courtier dude fellow who has no name, and some person named King Eon.
WHO IS THIS
King Eón is kind of our liege lord, Tir.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1579 on: April 21, 2017, 03:11:28 pm »

"My cousin" "Second cousin twice removed from the king"

King Eon probably barely knows who she is. This is literally just some random fan girl what happens to be cousin to our advisor, and he probably promised to at least bring it up. What is this offer?!?!?

B! B all the way!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1580 on: April 21, 2017, 03:21:35 pm »

Edit: Wait this is some random courtier dude fellow who has no name, and some person named King Eon.
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King Eón is kind of our liege lord, Tir.
Oh right.
Well my stressy silliness averted, A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1581 on: April 21, 2017, 03:37:01 pm »

You decide to meet the girl whom you learn later is named Ygwylla.

973 AD, Mid-Autumn

The Marshal and the Advisor enter your study, and pile several scrolls upon your desk.

"It is done! The parchment is inscribed and orders are ready to be sent, my liege! No longer we shall rely upon draftees and peasants, but skilled and well-equipped soldiers!"

"All we need is your signature." Adds the Advisor.

"How long will it take?" "Few years, definitely less than a decade."

A) Sign the papers and begin modernization of the Army.
B) Stay with feudal levies and hired blades.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1582 on: April 21, 2017, 03:37:35 pm »

Finally, no mercenaries. :P

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1583 on: April 21, 2017, 03:38:56 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1584 on: April 21, 2017, 03:40:54 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1585 on: April 21, 2017, 03:41:11 pm »

We're going to need the extra tax revenue from our new territory to pay for this, but it'll be worth it.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1586 on: April 21, 2017, 03:47:49 pm »

You sign the papers and the papers are taken away.

973 AD, Winter

You marry Ygwylla in a splendorous ceremony attended by many nobles from across the Duchy. She is quite pretty, very talkative (if a bit loud), and you just cannot shake her off your arm.

973 AD, Midwinter

Taxmoney and gold mine revenues arrive at your Treasury!

973 AD, End of the Year

Happiness: 4
Population: 8
Economy: 6
Army: 4

After you finish perusing Scrolls of Kingdom Status, the Advisor coughs.

"This year we're law-bound to send tribute to Kingdom of Dahnia, my liege."

A) "Sure, go ahead and send the money, we've got enough."
B) "We need to postpone it a year. Write a letter to King Eón."
C) "*dramatically* NEVER."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1587 on: April 21, 2017, 03:48:46 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1588 on: April 21, 2017, 03:49:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1589 on: April 21, 2017, 03:49:45 pm »

A

Also, we need to armor plate our wife. Artifact Spear + a Shield that can't be removed, dynamite martial combo.
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