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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #915 on: March 28, 2017, 11:37:21 pm »

You send a messenger to the dwarves of Ankurvat.

They appear after a week, bowing their heads. They all wear the dirty cloaks of earthsmiths rather than fancy robes of any other caste.

"Greeings, human leader. We come to answer the letter and yes we kow what it is that causes your mountain into rage; it is the foul magics of the lizardmen, who are attempting to burrow into outside world. We can solve this problem for a small amount of gold from your Treasury, as it is of interest of us to keep the underground lizards underground forever."

A) That is fine, the dwarves get some gold and we get some peace of mind.
B) Naw, we can deal with the problem ourselves.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #916 on: March 28, 2017, 11:45:28 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #917 on: March 28, 2017, 11:49:24 pm »

A small amount of gold? That's not too bad. I'm not so sure that the lizards are actually responsible, but whatever — A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #918 on: March 28, 2017, 11:49:40 pm »

Oh COME ON.
YOU dwarves SEALED THEM IN. Now THEY'RE burrowing out. NOW we've to PAY YOU.
Bloody knew it.

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as it is of interest of us to keep the underground lizards underground forever."
So we can't argue. D:<
And then give them our gold.
Our captured gold u_u

eeeh, I feel bitter with this kind of sneaky gold fishing.

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A small amount of gold? That's not too bad. I'm not so sure that the lizards are actually responsible, but whatever — A.
Small amount because they DIDN'T do their job and they're now asking for more. They're plying their trade VERY subtly.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #919 on: March 28, 2017, 11:58:57 pm »

A

Those Lizards are hardcore. Best not take chances.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #920 on: March 29, 2017, 12:42:17 am »

Hell, we ought to demand our money back. We paid them for a job, and they didn't do it right!

B
We aint given them any more. Hell, if they failed to do it right last time, who says they can do it right this time?! Let's look elsewhere, the dwarves have proven themselves unreliable.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #921 on: March 29, 2017, 01:20:02 am »

Think you might wanna change that to a B before it goes wrong.

B from me, too.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #922 on: March 29, 2017, 01:39:19 am »

If it is in their interests to keep 'em buried, they can bloody well do it for free.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #923 on: March 29, 2017, 07:13:53 am »

You have them let into the palace.

"Greetings, Duke Tven." The leader of the delegation of pale dwarves, draped in black and greens, bows his head. "We have heard that you have an entrance to the deep underground where the Toqva live. Truly it is a good thing you stopped them from bringing devastation upon your land. We offer, for a price of course, to collapse the tunnel they made and infuse the earth and rocks with magics that will repel these savage critters from the depths."

So every 9-10 years  we will have to pay money again to deal with the lizards? And these "savage critters" now deal with magic?

Someone can create a tunnel FOR the lizardman directing them to the kiwi/chevak lands? Or the dwarves, that will be a better spend money.

B If things get messy we can call the dwarves again, or whatever. Maybe without the magic they will be coming back every 2-3 years. and it would be bad to deal with them and our neighboors  at the same time.

By the way, i just realized now.

The Calvodocians teached their secret weapon to Chevak and now Chevak must be using it against them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #924 on: March 29, 2017, 08:08:29 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #925 on: March 29, 2017, 08:17:42 am »

You decide to reject the offer of help from dwarves. They look at you, then mumble and grumble amongst themselves.

"As you wish. Dwarves of Ankurvat will not help the Duchy." Then they all leave without any further words.

967 AD, Mid-Autumn

The last of soldiers borrowed for King Tinwulf II return triumphiantly after the final confrontation with the trolls; another 280 of the beasts were killed there and few fled eastwards, pursued by hunting parties of Dahnian elite horsemen. King Tinwulf II has been thus hailed as 'Trollslayer' by his soldiers, people, and others.

Meanwhile, the mountains in northwest continue to fume, albeit the whole phenomena died out a little bit, and no avalanches of large size were reported lately.

Also, your courtiers come to a decision that while the late Queen Stela cannot be forgotten easily, nonetheless the Duchy should have a Duke and a Duchess as royal representative.

They ask you to re-marry. You decide to...

A) Ask them to reconsider before you will marry them to some damp dungeon cells in return.
B) Let them find you some candidates for your new wife.
C) Tell them that you will do that in few years as your heart is still heavy.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #926 on: March 29, 2017, 08:21:43 am »

Come now. We have plenty of heirs, and she only just died. We can wait a few years out of respect for an excellent wife.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #927 on: March 29, 2017, 08:23:51 am »

C, let's wait for someone special to come to us, perhaps.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #928 on: March 29, 2017, 08:25:06 am »

Come now. We have plenty of heirs, and she only just died. We can wait a few years out of respect for an excellent wife.

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« Reply #929 on: March 29, 2017, 09:27:27 am »

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